Teachers etc on Summer Hols

Quote by splendid_
bloody lazy buggers...
can one of 'em come round and sort out my ironing..... or just my wrinkly bits. :shock:

Quote by splendid_
I don't think any of them are lazy.. was just wanting to fire up FB.

Quote by Sarah
Fire up FB
She did that all on her own on Saturday, I sat and watched!!!!
:haha: :haha: :rotflmao:

Quote by TanKinky
Got a few suggestions if any of the teachers are missing the lovely little angels! :twisted:
Babysitting? No thanks!
Private tuition? Errrrrrrrm Nope!
or just shag instead Hmmmmm, offers to my PM box please :P

Quote by Freckledbird
Fire up FB
She did that all on her own on Saturday, I sat and watched!!!!
:haha: :haha: :rotflmao:

Quote by jaymar
Fire up FB
She did that all on her own on Saturday, I sat and watched!!!!
:haha: :haha: :rotflmao:

Quote by flower411
It has become apparent that some of the forumites are on hols from their normal jobs for a long 6 to 8 weeks.
So if you are one of these people, please report in your post count current total, and then early September we can see who has had nothing else better to do with their time!!!
We could also do a list of jobs that these people could do.
1. Sort out the junk kitchen draw
2. Clean the oven
3. Hoover out the car
4.
:lol: :lol:

Quote by kentswingers777
Always wondered how they can have 6 to 8 weeks off, and then their first day back is a training day. :shock:
Or a training day is always just after a holiday. Another day of the parents having to sort a minder out for their kids.
That ain't a dig at you either FB.

Quote by splendid_
I don't think any of them are lazy.. was just wanting to fire up FB.

Quote by kentswingers777
Always wondered how they can have 6 to 8 weeks off, and then their first day back is a training day. :shock:
Or a training day is always just after a holiday. Another day of the parents having to sort a minder out for their kids.
That ain't a dig at you either FB.

Quote by Freckledbird

1. Sort out the junk kitchen draw Junk drawer? Me?
2. Clean the oven It's clean!
3. Hoover out the car I have a son and husband who do that sort of thing for me!
Post count: 14905 now.

Quote by Freckledbird
Ninja teacher reporting for duty, Venus
And I don't like Jaffa cakes - chocolate fingers for me please, or chocolate Hobnobs
Steve :smackbottom:

Quote by venus68
TED days are nothing to do with teaching really. They really involve SAS training so that the teachers are prepared how to handle the horrible children who think they can walk out or disrupt the class.
They also have 'gymnastic' training so they can vault across the room at double speed to stop Joey from hitting Johhny in a flash.
They have training on how to get the truth out of naughty children who won't snitch on their mate without using chinese torture.
All these things are vital to keeping the harmony in a class room and allowing the more innocent children to reach their full potential.
See... you didn't know your local unassuming teacher was so highly trained and skilled.
One thing that is missing though. I do think they should have a regular supply of jaffa cakes bought for them, so they can teach about the cycle of the moon properly. Schools in some areas of so under resourced. How is a teacher to do this without jaffa cakes??? I ask you!!!!!

Quote by Freckledbird
Ninja teacher reporting for duty, Venus
And I don't like Jaffa cakes - chocolate fingers for me please, or chocolate Hobnobs
Steve :smackbottom:

Quote by Peanut
TED days are nothing to do with teaching really. They really involve SAS training so that the teachers are prepared how to handle the horrible children who think they can walk out or disrupt the class.
They also have 'gymnastic' training so they can vault across the room at double speed to stop Joey from hitting Johhny in a flash.
They have training on how to get the truth out of naughty children who won't snitch on their mate without using chinese torture.
All these things are vital to keeping the harmony in a class room and allowing the more innocent children to reach their full potential.
See... you didn't know your local unassuming teacher was so highly trained and skilled.
One thing that is missing though. I do think they should have a regular supply of jaffa cakes bought for them, so they can teach about the cycle of the moon properly. Schools in some areas of so under resourced. How is a teacher to do this without jaffa cakes??? I ask you!!!!!

Quote by Sarah
TED days are nothing to do with teaching really. They really involve SAS training so that the teachers are prepared how to handle the horrible children who think they can walk out or disrupt the class.
They also have 'gymnastic' training so they can vault across the room at double speed to stop Joey from hitting Johhny in a flash.
They have training on how to get the truth out of naughty children who won't snitch on their mate without using chinese torture.
All these things are vital to keeping the harmony in a class room and allowing the more innocent children to reach their full potential.
See... you didn't know your local unassuming teacher was so highly trained and skilled.
One thing that is missing though. I do think they should have a regular supply of jaffa cakes bought for them, so they can teach about the cycle of the moon properly. Schools in some areas of so under resourced. How is a teacher to do this without jaffa cakes??? I ask you!!!!!

Quote by kentswingers777
In my day too, but it's now a whiteboard. Political correctness you see. :shock: Schhhh.

Quote by flower411

In my day too, but it's now a whiteboard. Political correctness you see. :shock: Schhhh.