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Teen, BT and the magic internet.

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So, I`m sat here browsing on SH, when I lose my connection. Nothing unusual there, I just repeatedly tap the phone cradle until my modem kicks back in; except this time it was taking an unusually long time, so, I listen for a dial tone; there is none.
Now last week I had a reminder to pay part of my bill by the 3rd OR ELSE. I`m already on incoming only, so I made sure we paid up.
I rip the place apart looking for the damn receipt, find it, and tear down to the phone box. I explain the situation, tell her I`d paid, and she assures me that according to her computer my line hadn`t been cut off, but was still restricted as it has been for many months now. I tell her that it must be a fault then, for I had no dialling tone, and neither did I have the net.
I was told that in no way could I have a net connection if I was on incoming only. `It`s ok I tell her, I have broadband, I don`t need to dial out`
I was told in no uncertain terms that I have to have an outgoing line to run broadband. blink poke
I didn`t argue in case she found out! :shock: (we`ll ignore the fact I`d just told her I lost my net connection, she obviously had)
Anyway, she tested my line, and received a ringing tone, it worked, so confused I went back home, picked up my phone, no dial tone. :blink:
That was when I spotted the other phone my teen had plugged in to dial 1471. Our new phone won`t register the buttons for some reason, so if we need to phone 1471, or phone BT, we have to swap phones............... :doh:
So I`m back, and whilst I sit here on my imaginary internet, chatting to my imaginary friends, I`d like to remind you all that I didn`tactually join this site, I haven`tmet any of you as a result, and I certainly haven`tmade some fantastic friends or felt at all welcomed, because I was never here, right? :uhoh: .
Thankyou for listening.
Venusxxx
Aren't children wonderful biggrin Before broadband I was forever being disconnected because they tried to play with the phone :D And then if it wasn't them it was my my other half :D
Ahhhh, it`s all become clear to me now!
I CAN have the magic internet because I am now............................

A GOD!!!!

Tremble before me mere mortals! :thrilled:
Venusxxx
Judy, I`m sorry, you slipped in above me, I came over all excitable and missed you! So she`s a Dotty P`s girl? I have a friend who is known as Jenny at the weekends, I`m pretty sure her clothes don`t come from Dotty P`s though whip :shock:
I hate her, she has smoother legs than me *sulk*
Sarge, you are a positive CAD!
Venusxxx
I know there's a reason I'm in here, but I can't for the life of me remember what it is.......
Oh Yeah, I remember ;)
Well Done Venus!!!!!!!!!!!!! (and Mars)
Oh Angel, you shouldn`t have! :smile2: :rose: :angel: :inlove: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
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Venusxxx