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Telegram from the QUEEN !

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Who else is awaiting a from the queen ?
Have just changed my age to 100 so I stop getting PM's :giggle:
Waiting for the postman to bring the !!!! :giggle:
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Quote by blonde
Who else is awaiting a from the queen ?
Have just changed my age to 100 so I stop getting PM's :giggle:
Waiting for the postman to bring the !!!! :giggle:
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Me ... will let you know next week if I do get a belated one ;)
C x
Quote by blonde
Who else is awaiting a from the queen ?
Have just changed my age to 100 so I stop getting PM's :giggle:
Waiting for the postman to bring the !!!! :giggle:
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Happy Birthday
Quote by Calista
Who else is awaiting a from the queen ?
Have just changed my age to 100 so I stop getting PM's :giggle:
Waiting for the postman to bring the !!!! :giggle:
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Me ... will let you know next week if I do get a belated one ;)
C x

This is all your fault !!!! Your PM was the only one that I have giggled at all day !
Thanx babe kiss
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Quote by blonde
Who else is awaiting a from the queen ?
Have just changed my age to 100 so I stop getting PM's :giggle:
Waiting for the postman to bring the !!!! :giggle:
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Me ... will let you know next week if I do get a belated one ;)
C x

This is all your fault !!!! Your PM was the only one that I have giggled at all day !
Thanx babe kiss
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Morbius always said I put years on him LMAO, must be catching.
:kiss:
C x
me im just a spring chicken compared to you 2 old birds 99 & rising
Babe..........
If you think I am old, you should meet my Mother and Grandmother kiss
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

and where are my Birthday kisses ??
I'm tempted to knock 70 years off my declared age just in case it would ge the 'fancy a shag' crowd PM-ing me!
Unfortunately I'm blessed with a huge endwoment of 12 over letters, which means I can't be PMed at the moment!
Quote by Mister_Discreet
I'm tempted to knock 70 years off my declared age just in case it would ge the 'fancy a shag' crowd PM-ing me!
Unfortunately I'm blessed with a huge endwoment of 12 over letters, which means I can't be PMed at the moment!

You have no idea how lucky that makes you kiss
Do you have a ticket for tonights lottery ??
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
For Blonde kiss :kiss: :kiss: :kiss: :kiss: :kiss:
For yer mum :kiss: :kiss:
For yer granny :kiss:
Only nipped in fer a cuppa and a fag now i looks like i'v pulled 3 old birds :bounce:
Babe
Thanx kiss
I will pass them on for you !!! Now where did I put your postcode .......... so we can send you a thank you card and some home made willy warmers ?
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Blonde
I'm 108! maybe I should come round for tea as well
Can we have 'caky bun' as well! lol
well there are a few QUEENS on here that i'm sure would be more than willing to send you a .
Quote by Sarah
Blonde
I'm 108! maybe I should come round for tea as well
Can we have 'caky bun' as well! lol

Sarah,
We can have whatever you want ............ as long as I dont have to put my teeth in to chew it :giggle:
Have you had your yet? kiss
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Quote by deancannock
well there are a few QUEENS on here that i'm sure would be more than willing to send you a .

Are there ?? :giggle:
PM me with their nicks ?
On second thoughts .............. dont ..................it will take 3 days to get to the top of the list lol
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
we are both 106 :shock:
bugger missed our telgrams :cry:
Quote by blonde
Blonde
I'm 108! maybe I should come round for tea as well
Can we have 'caky bun' as well! lol

Sarah,
We can have whatever you want ............ as long as I dont have to put my teeth in to chew it :giggle:
Have you had your yet? kiss
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

NO yet :cry:
But my mailbox /pm box has 25 new pms in it all from names I don't know, all saying they like my advert and profile (what the fcuk I dont have an advert and my profile says I'm 108 and no location) so it might be buried in there some where I will have to go and have a look when I am feeling ready !! rolleyes
Quote by The Muttleys
we are both 106 :shock:
bugger missed our telgrams :cry:

The Muttleys kiss
Happy Birthday to you
Happy Birthday to you
Happy Birthday old muttleys
Happy Birthday to you
Have a happy 107th lol
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
All donations ie willy warmers idiot mittens etc should be sent via The vegetarian Society
branch of Help the Aged innocent
All donations ie willy warmers idiot mittens etc should be sent via The vegetarian Society
branch of Help the Aged innocent
Do you have hiccups ???
:kick:
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Bugger .................. am still getting the wanna f**k pm's so I checked and my age hasnt change to 100 ???
OMG .............. I wish I was a techy blonde
No PM from the queen either :cry:
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
No hiccups well not on my part ,seems that iff i click the preview button befor send i enter
a buy 1 get1 free zone rolleyes
just tried it now no preview dunno
Quote by farmersboy
No hiccups well not on my part ,seems that iff i click the preview button befor send i enter
a buy 1 get1 free zone rolleyes
just tried it now no preview dunno

:giggle: does that work anywhere else ?
Can I buy one christmas pressie and get one free ??
kiss
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
No hiccups well not on my part ,seems that iff i click the preview button befor send i enter
a buy 1 get1 free zone rolleyes
just tried it now no preview dunno
Only works if i get to click your preview button
ffs its done it again is it only me
Quote by farmersboy
Only works if i get to click your preview button
ffs its done it again is it only me

:giggle: :giggle:
Will you get your bits off the keyboard ??? :giggle:
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Blonde i think i have sent you a P M
dunno
Wheres the Out Box gone confused:
Blonde i think i have sent you a P M
dunno
Wheres the Out Box gone confused: