Telephone moments

28 Sep 2004

While sitting in a very important meeting today I recieved a phone call. It was from my partner.
The room went quiet as I took this "important" phone call. At which my adorable partner then said "I can't wait for Friday cos I am gonna shag u". The speaker was turned up on my phone so the conversation was overheard by the person in the meeting. At this point I looked at them. Their face was similar to this........ :shock: ..........and they made a hasty retreat out of the room on a pretence of making a coffee.
I couldn't stop laughing, nor could my partner after telling her what happened. lol

:lol:
Have anybody else had conversations overheard by people who then got embarressed?
Dave_Notts

28 Sep 2004

No but it is a fantasy of mine to be overheard having a really naughty conversation.... :evil2:
Mrs RSAB2 xxx :angel:

28 Sep 2004

Nope, not me.
But I was in your dear partner's living room last Saturday night when she was describing to you on the phone all the filthy things she couldn't wait to do to you this Friday.
Nice.

28 Sep 2004

Quote by Marya
Nope, not me.
But I was in your dear partner's living room last Saturday night when she was describing to you on the phone all the filthy things she couldn't wait to do to you this Friday.
Nice.

And I have made notes so she has to follow all the details :twisted: :twisted:
Dave_Notts

28 Sep 2004

I might be a bit slow.... but do we know ther "dear partner??"

28 Sep 2004

Not on the phone but after blues party we were in the hotel room going over the things that had gone on,
and little did we know but the couple in the next room heard everything redface

ops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops:
xx
Del and Gill

28 Sep 2004

That is what you get for listening into other people's conversations!! :moon:
:happy: :bounce: :happy: :bounce: :happy: :bounce: :happy: :bounce: :happy:
Hugs and passionkiss

:angel:<< Angelic Alex xxx

28 Sep 2004

Quote by dundeecpl
Not on the phone but after blues party we were in the hotel room going over the things that had gone on,
and little did we know but the couple in the next room heard everything ops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops:
xx
Del and Gill

:giggle: that is just too funny!

28 Sep 2004

Frankly, I was embarrassed for you.
joke ffs!!

28 Sep 2004

28 Sep 2004

Quote by dazandlou
I might be a bit slow.... but do we know ther "dear partner??"

It is the Angel of the North Daz and Lou, Alex_Female
Dave_Notts

28 Sep 2004

Quote by corriefem
Not on phone but Dave |Notts did witness me sending a private message to Lucifer in the chatroom last night that the whole room saw ops: and I was definately sitting here with a red face before laughing my head off :lol: :lol:

pmsl I saw that and u did go quiet for a bit
Dave_Notts x

28 Sep 2004

Quote by Dave__Notts
I might be a bit slow.... but do we know ther "dear partner??"

It is the Angel of the North Daz and Lou, Alex_Female
Dave_Notts
Aw bless!!!

28 Sep 2004

Quote by Dave__Notts
While sitting in a very important meeting today I recieved a phone call. It was from my partner.
The room went quiet as I took this "important" phone call. At which my adorable partner then said "I can't wait for Friday cos I am gonna shag u". The speaker was turned up on my phone so the conversation was overheard by the person in the meeting. At this point I looked at them. Their face was similar to this........ :shock: ..........and they made a hasty retreat out of the room on a pretence of making a coffee.
I couldn't stop laughing, nor could my partner after telling her what happened. :lol:
Have anybody else had conversations overheard by people who then got embarressed?
Dave_Notts

At work, we use radios to communicate through the building (none of that face to face crap)! and the newer models of radios have the talk button on the side, so when placing 'said radio' in your tight shirt pocket, you can accidentally turn your radio on. Such a thing happened a few weeks ago, and the whole establishment was privy to an interesting conversation between to male colleagues on the quality of our 'Head of Care' recent breast enhancement.
Picture if you will, 12 staff members legging it through the corridors and up a flight of stairs to stop them before their giggling became cringe worthy..........

28 Sep 2004

Quote by corriefem
Not on phone but Dave |Notts did witness me sending a private message to Lucifer in the chatroom last night that the whole room saw ops: and I was definately sitting here with a red face before laughing my head off :lol: :lol:

Been there, done that, bought the fecking (TM Steve_Lincs) T-Shirt... :oops: Mine was equally embarrasing... in a northern soul chat room in June '03...
GT and I had just started our relationship and we were both with other partners at the time... and we were attempting to keep things quiet... yeah, right... rolleyes

We'd had a lovely afternoon together with him teaching me all sorts of things that this then niave person had no clue about... hard to believe but very true...
He'd left to go to his then home and I'd logged on to this soul forum... meanwhile I'd been composing an email to GT and decided that one particular phrase, if intercepted, might not go down too well so I cut and pasted this choice phrase leaving it in my buffer while deciding whether or not to include it in the email...
Forgot all about it when chatting with folk in the forum... GT wandered in after arriving home... Now there are twenty or so people chatting in real time... discussing events, music, swapping jokes etc. etc...
Someone asks me a question... I know the answer but cuts and pastes something from a website to confirm and posted it to the room... Oh my God... :shock: I stare... :shock: it doesn't really say that does it? Shit... there is no way of getting that back... :oops: :oops: :oops:
So, in a room full of soulies discussing the merits of one label v another label etc etc suddenly appeared the sentence...
"Well it was my finger up your arse this afternoon!"
If there could be stunned silence in a chat room then believe me... it was a stunned silence... My cheeks turned puce... I switched off my machine... ran to the bathroom... stared at myself in the mirror and repeated 'I'm so dead!". I then took refuge in my bed with several pillows held over my face to stop the thousands of eyes staring at me in the room...
After about ten minutes... I went back to my desk and was in the process of switching my PC back on when the phone rings... I see GT's number... I decide not to answer but after the fouth or fifth ring... decide that I must... I squeakily say "hello"... GT said... "Well that was novel... and then burst out laughing... he then asked if I'd unsubscribed from the forum yet... I squeaked "not yet"...
A few days later I told a good friend about this while we were waiting for GT to turn up to go out... She howled with laughter and said with a finger up his arse he sounded like a glove puppet at which point he drove up whereupon she shout's "Hello Sooty!"

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
You had to be there... biggrin

28 Sep 2004

Quote by dazandlou
I might be a bit slow.... but do we know ther "dear partner??"

It is the Angel of the North Daz and Lou, Alex_Female
Dave_Notts
Aw bless!!!]
you do know how rusty the Angel of the North is????

28 Sep 2004

:laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove:
Abso-fecking-lutely hilarious. Thanks for posting that u have made me split my sides laughing..................how can I sleep tonight without giggling lol

:lol:
Dave_Notts
Please note that this post was to the post by WibblyWobbly

28 Sep 2004

Quote by WibblyWobbly
Not on phone but Dave |Notts did witness me sending a private message to Lucifer in the chatroom last night that the whole room saw ops: and I was definately sitting here with a red face before laughing my head off :lol: :lol:

Been there, done that, bought the fecking (TM Steve_Lincs) T-Shirt... :oops: Mine was equally embarrasing... in a northern soul chat room in June '03...
GT and I had just started our relationship and we were both with other partners at the time... and we were attempting to keep things quiet... yeah, right... rolleyes

We'd had a lovely afternoon together with him teaching me all sorts of things that this then niave person had no clue about... hard to believe but very true...
He'd left to go to his then home and I'd logged on to this soul forum... meanwhile I'd been composing an email to GT and decided that one particular phrase, if intercepted, might not go down too well so I cut and pasted this choice phrase leaving it in my buffer while deciding whether or not to include it in the email...
Forgot all about it when chatting with folk in the forum... GT wandered in after arriving home... Now there are twenty or so people chatting in real time... discussing events, music, swapping jokes etc. etc...
Someone asks me a question... I know the answer but cuts and pastes something from a website to confirm and posted it to the room... Oh my God... :shock: I stare... :shock: it doesn't really say that does it? Shit... there is no way of getting that back... :oops: :oops: :oops:
So, in a room full of soulies discussing the merits of one label v another label etc etc suddenly appeared the sentence...
"Well it was my finger up your arse this afternoon!"
If there could be stunned silence in a chat room then believe me... it was a stunned silence... My cheeks turned puce... I switched off my machine... ran to the bathroom... stared at myself in the mirror and repeated 'I'm so dead!". I then took refuge in my bed with several pillows held over my face to stop the thousands of eyes staring at me in the room...
After about ten minutes... I went back to my desk and was in the process of switching my PC back on when the phone rings... I see GT's number... I decide not to answer but after the fouth or fifth ring... decide that I must... I squeakily say "hello"... GT said... "Well that was novel... and then burst out laughing... he then asked if I'd unsubscribed from the forum yet... I squeaked "not yet"...
A few days later I told a good friend about this while we were waiting for GT to turn up to go out... She howled with laughter and said with a finger up his arse he sounded like a glove puppet at which point he drove up whereupon she shout's "Hello Sooty!"

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
You had to be there... biggrin

:laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: Brilliant!!!

28 Sep 2004

Quote by Marya
I might be a bit slow.... but do we know ther "dear partner??"

It is the Angel of the North Daz and Lou, Alex_Female
Dave_Notts
Aw bless!!!]
you do know how rusty the Angel of the North is????
A bit of oiling allows all the joints to feely move :twisted: and when those joints move mmmmmmmm heaven is a place in Teeside
Dave_Notts

28 Sep 2004

i had one of those moments today though it was my friend who was very embarrassed.
Imagine the scene, i am sitting in the lecture theartre at uni before the lecture starts. It is the first day back, my mate calls me to say he is running a little late and to apologise for him.
Our lecture is a very attractive middle aged women and my mate fancies the pants off her, the converstion went along the lines of.............
I hope that (insert lectures name here) will be teaching today as shes fit, id gladly bend her over her desk and...... well u can guess the rest.
What my friend didnt know was that my mobile was on loud speaker and nearly 100 people heard what he had said including the lecturer.
Que a huge round of applause and two very embarrassed people.