Join the most popular community of UK swingers now
Login

Tell us something we don''t know...

last reply
102 replies
3.8k views
0 watchers
0 likes
"Calm down.. calm down.." as they say in Liverpool. I over-reacted and that should have been one of those 'step away from the keyboard moments' smile
We've just made up in PM. Besides, I use San Tropez, you get a much better result as it's formula is based on the purple/brown side of the spectrum, rather thanthe red/orange side.
He doesn't have a small knob either - it made my mascara run lol
Quote by BIoke
"Calm down.. calm down.." as they say in Liverpool. I over-reacted and that should have been one of those 'step away from the keyboard moments' smile
We've just made up in PM. Besides, I use San Tropez, you get a much better result as it's formula is based on the purple/brown side of the spectrum, rather thanthe red/orange side.
He doesn't have a small knob either - it made my mascara run lol

rotflmao
I have a girlfriend innocent
Quote by flower411
I have a girlfriend innocent

Oh for gods sake man !!!! we were all trying to be nice and now your just being silly !!! rolleyes
She's an imaginary one. cool
Quote by BIoke
I have a girlfriend innocent

her names not Mandy at the weekends it is? lol
No, it's Tarquin.
Seriously, apparently the jungle drums are beating. Mr BIoke wants to bitch slap her in her lady garden!
rotflmao
Quote by flower411
Anyway !!!
Are we getting back to telling stuff that nobody knows ....
I`ve got a goody lol

As in 'goody goody yum yum'? confused :P
Okay, I've got one:
Secretly I think flower is a bit gutted about the revelation of BIoke's girlfriend.
Quote by flower411
Right !! that`s it
I ain`t telling ya mine now :P

You have a pink cottage? dunno
wink
Quote by BIoke
Right !! that`s it
I ain`t telling ya mine now :P

You have a pink cottage? dunno
wink
flower's a cottager?! :shock:
I didn't know that.
Quote by Dawnie
I like to fish cool

flipa
Quote by anais
Dawnie collects fishing photos...
Please send them onto Dawnie, she gets really excited to see her in box full of fishy pics!

Mates, who'd have 'em rolleyes
I burnt my thighs on my holiday :doh:
For a min then I thought you said TIGHTS
I bet Mr Patel was unwrapping a new lot as I type. Business has been slow since the recession and you're not doing your bit for the northern folks. evil :giggle:
I've just worked 13 hours without a break. sad
Quote by flower411
You wish !!! I know what cottaging is ...I`ve heard what you weirdy bum boys get up to !!!
Us straight men are just victims waiting to be trapped by nasty "odd" men like you .....

The last one I met said he thought it was just a new kind of dryer when he stuck his dick through the hole in the wall! He said is felt warm anyway.
Actually, I've never done the toilet thing, ewww, but gloryholes are kinda sexy - they would make a great party game :rascal:
Quote by BIoke
You wish !!! I know what cottaging is ...I`ve heard what you weirdy bum boys get up to !!!
Us straight men are just victims waiting to be trapped by nasty "odd" men like you .....

The last one I met said he thought it was just a new kind of dryer when he stuck his dick through the hole in the wall! He said is felt warm anyway.
Actually, I've never done the toilet thing, ewww, but gloryholes are kinda sexy - they would make a great party game :rascal:
Pin-your-mouth-round-the-"donkey" anyone? :lol2:
Quote by easy
You wish !!! I know what cottaging is ...I`ve heard what you weirdy bum boys get up to !!!
Us straight men are just victims waiting to be trapped by nasty "odd" men like you .....

The last one I met said he thought it was just a new kind of dryer when he stuck his dick through the hole in the wall! He said is felt warm anyway.
Actually, I've never done the toilet thing, ewww, but gloryholes are kinda sexy - they would make a great party game :rascal:
Pin-your-mouth-round-the-"donkey" anyone? :lol2:
:notes:
:giggle:
Quote by flower411
Party game !!! Yes ... funny really ...I was thinking of stuff that you`d do at a party "for fun" just the other day redface

... and rubbing yourself in your 'special place' at the same time? surprisedops: wink
LMAO @ donkey game - you boasting againEasy? rolleyes :P
Quote by BIoke
.............
LMAO @ donkey game - you boasting again Easy? rolleyes :P

Hell no! :lol2:
Quote by flower411
Do you think it`s time for me to shout it out ??? rolleyes

NO! I'll lose all respect for, and attraction to you! Do what 80% of the men in here do (at least), say NOTHING and just use the cock sucky thing as a fill-in when there's no lady gardens about lol I thought that's what the 'straight men that like cock' room in Chat was for? :P
Quote by BIoke
Do you think it`s time for me to shout it out ??? rolleyes

NO! I'll lose all respect for, and attraction to you! Do what 80% of the men in here do (at least), say NOTHING and just use the cock sucky thing as a fill-in when there's no lady gardens about lol I thought that's what the 'straight men that like cock' room in Chat was for? :P
Is that similar to the "Any holes a goal" rooms?
Exactly - there was a point last week where they could have just renamed the first half of the rooms on Server 1 'desperate straight men that want sex with anything'!
Sorry, I'm being rude again... flower, we wuvs u! kiss
Quote by anais
Dawnie collects fishing photos...
Please send them onto Dawnie, she gets really excited to see her in box full of fishy pics!

You will moo anais!
Someone actually has sent me a pm full of bloody fish!!!!!
I should still be at work :lol2:
Quote by Dawnie
Dawnie collects fishing photos...
Please send them onto Dawnie, she gets really excited to see her in box full of fishy pics!

You will moo anais!
Someone actually has sent me a pm full of bloody fish!!!!!
Thought there was something fishy going on :giggle: :giggle:
Pssssssssss Steve - you bunking off? wink
I have been.....And done all the work :-)
Quote by anais
Pssssssssss Steve - you bunking off? wink

Just watching Dr Who series 3, when something original appears I may make an appearance :borg:
Quote by st3v3

Pssssssssss Steve - you bunking off? wink

Just watching Dr Who series 3, when something original appears I may make an appearance :borg:
I haven't even got to series 1 yet confused :?
Quote by Steve
I have been.....And done all the work :lol2:

I wouldn't mind a job like yours :wink: Actually - I just wouldn't mind a job :? :?
Tho - I'm starting at a arty farty grassroots place tomorrow as a volunteer - The peoples Republic of blah blah here I come biggrin
Wrestling is ballet with violence.......... biggrin
I've just eaten 2 strawberry tarts :lickface:
(I needed it after the 3 hour long phone call my mother has just subjected me to, boy can she winge) evil
The Americans have an ice-cream called 'cake batter' and it's FABULOUS!
I have been poked endless amount of times tonight rolleyes