Has this got nicer than page 2 yet?? :scared:
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I'm a qualified ice-hockey referee
My tongue is 2" wide
I can down a pint in roughly 8 seconds
No forum thread can go more than two pages without a disagreement
I've been knitting a scarf for the last two years.
I have about twenty rows now.
I'm not a regular knitter.
lp
Bits of hay can hurt when they get under the foreskin, and are a devil to get out of pubic hair.
I am about to undertake some research: does having sex cure headaches?
i have a license to print money.......no seriously I do!!
making those novelty notes that look like real ones with a piccy of your fave star/logo on it requires you apply to the Bank of England for a license, and adhere to a huge list of criteria on size, paper etc and submit a sample of yor finished product.
hence i have a license to print money :bounce:
My left eye is two tone, blue and brown!
I'm drinking lemonade.
:beer:
I'm afraid I've missed this little nugget of knowledge thus far so I shall contribute a couple of my own...
1. Sherlock Holmes not only had an elder brother of greater intellect, as is commonly known, but also had a lesser known younger brother called Barratt.
2. Liam Neeson is an anagram of Lions Enema.
I trust your life is now suitably enriched.
The Americans are finally waking up to the concept of fuel efficiency.
They even have a deal for replacing old gas guzzlers with new cars that are slightly less gas guzzling. By that I mean 18 mpg replaced by 22 mpg - not much, but it's a start. It's called Cash for Clunkers - they're getting up to $4,500!!
My cats can tell the time!
and feed me!