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Quote by westerross
Has this got nicer than page 2 yet?? :scared:
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Yes, teddies are safely back in prams.
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Quote by mrs-cream123
I have been poked endless amount of times tonight
Lucky girl. I'm a poke virgin.
*crosses fingers that Mrs C is talking about FaceBook and not anything else* :uhoh:
I was too drunk to care. He, apparently, wasn't 
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I am about to undertake some research: does having sex cure headaches?
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No idea but if you need a research assistant 
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Quote by noladreams
I am about to undertake some research: does having sex cure headaches?
It does.
i have a license to print money.......no seriously I do!!
making those novelty notes that look like real ones with a piccy of your fave star/logo on it requires you apply to the Bank of England for a license, and adhere to a huge list of criteria on size, paper etc and submit a sample of yor finished product.
hence i have a license to print money :bounce:
making those novelty notes that look like real ones with a piccy of your fave star/logo on it requires you apply to the Bank of England for a license, and adhere to a huge list of criteria on size, paper etc and submit a sample of yor finished product.
hence i have a license to print money :bounce:
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Quote by BIoke
I am about to undertake some research: does having sex cure headaches?
It does.
All sex or just GREAT sex?
It'll wear out you know and you'll just end up with a hole there! :lol:
Erm... maybe I'll have to get another headache and have another go... then I'll tell you if it was just the great sex. 
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I'm drinking lemonade.
:beer:
:beer:
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Tell us something we don''t know...
ermmmm .................... oh Martin is really a Koala ....
ermmmm .................... oh Martin is really a Koala ....
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If you go to bed with a headache you wake up with it (no sex involved) 
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I'm afraid I've missed this little nugget of knowledge thus far so I shall contribute a couple of my own...
1. Sherlock Holmes not only had an elder brother of greater intellect, as is commonly known, but also had a lesser known younger brother called Barratt.
2. Liam Neeson is an anagram of Lions Enema.
I trust your life is now suitably enriched.
1. Sherlock Holmes not only had an elder brother of greater intellect, as is commonly known, but also had a lesser known younger brother called Barratt.
2. Liam Neeson is an anagram of Lions Enema.
I trust your life is now suitably enriched.
Quote by Resonance
I'm afraid I've missed this little nugget of knowledge thus far so I shall contribute a couple of my own...
1. Sherlock Holmes not only had an elder brother of greater intellect, as is commonly known, but also had a lesser known younger brother called Barratt.
2. Liam Neeson is an anagram of Lions Enema.
I trust your life is now suitably enriched.
As always, you make me giggle like a giggling thing - thank you for enriching me.. and it didn't even hurt!
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98% of statistics are made up on the spot.........
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Quote by Ms_Whips
98% of statistics are made up on the spot.........
that's because 8-10 cats said they prefered it that way.
whips
Cats can't talk. Silly
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The Americans are finally waking up to the concept of fuel efficiency.
They even have a deal for replacing old gas guzzlers with new cars that are slightly less gas guzzling. By that I mean 18 mpg replaced by 22 mpg - not much, but it's a start. It's called Cash for Clunkers - they're getting up to $4,500!!
They even have a deal for replacing old gas guzzlers with new cars that are slightly less gas guzzling. By that I mean 18 mpg replaced by 22 mpg - not much, but it's a start. It's called Cash for Clunkers - they're getting up to $4,500!!
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Tell us something we don't know
Orange ................... is Pink :nods sagely:
I have nooo idea, what am I on about?
Orange ................... is Pink :nods sagely:
I have nooo idea, what am I on about?
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My cats can tell the time!
and feed me!
and feed me!