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Quote by freckledbird
Hedging my bets there TE - now behave, you're supposed to be my friend :shock:

What's it worth me turning me coat back then?? :twisted: :twisted: (won't take much 'cos I loves ya!)
biggrin big snog when I see you next?
That'll do!! Sure ya don't want to put a * after snog?? wink lol
FBcan i ask a silly question? No thats not it rolleyes
If you put a * after a word you recognise might be wrong and don't get penalised why don't you just put one after EVERY word??? dunno bolt
Ooooo* Morbius, good * idea* but* it* makes*all*my*posts*look*like* shit*and*it's*likely*to*get*annoying*if* I*did*it*every*time* I*posted*
Plus it would take ages to type confused biggrin
Quote by freckledbird
Ooooo* Morbius, good * idea* but* it* makes*all*my*posts*look*like* shit*and*it's*likely*to*get*annoying*if* I*did*it*every*time* I*posted*
Plus it would take ages to type confused biggrin

What do you mean it makes all your posts look like shit?? they dont already???????
"TAXI !!!!!!!!" bolt
Quote by Morbius
Ooooo* Morbius, good * idea* but* it* makes*all*my*posts*look*like* shit*and*it's*likely*to*get*annoying*if* I*did*it*every*time* I*posted*
Plus it would take ages to type confused biggrin

What do you mean it makes all your posts look like shit?? they dont already???????
"TAXI !!!!!!!!" bolt
Morbius, you can't possibly avoid me forever honey :twisted: See you on the 18th lol
Gosh, I'm really looking forward to drinks in Derby now :twisted:
Quote by freckledbird
Ooooo* Morbius, good * idea* but* it* makes*all*my*posts*look*like* shit*and*it's*likely*to*get*annoying*if* I*did*it*every*time* I*posted*
Plus it would take ages to type confused biggrin

What do you mean it makes all your posts look like shit?? they dont already???????
"TAXI !!!!!!!!" bolt
Morbius, you can't possibly avoid me forever honey :twisted: See you on the 18th lol
Gosh, I'm really looking forward to drinks in Derby now :twisted:
may the force be with you against captain postie and his hordes !!
dunno Is this still going confused
Quote by marmalaid
Chris just say what you'd put in the bloody hamper FFS lol

Can I put som Marmalaid in it? biggrin
Wellllllll* if it was a nice shredless lime or grapefruit marmalaidyes. Otherwise no, this is a quality perves hamper. :lol:
Just wondering if the FB's spelling thing is still going on? (oh and don't bither montioning that I spilt som wrong. I know) cool
bolt
edited to add.... rolleyes
Quote by freckledbird
Noooooooo, no Marmite or Bovril - they're just wrong. :D

oops no astrix redface
*cough
Oh sorry redface but is this still going on??
*tatty is waiting to see before she toodles to bed wink
Quote by tattyxpx
*cough
Oh sorry redface but is this still going on??
*tatty is waiting to see before she toodles to bed wink

Must be, in the first one you quoted there was an * after welllllll.
Quote by tattyxpx
*cough
Oh sorry redface but is this still going on??
*tatty is waiting to see before she toodles to bed wink

Yep still ongoing biggrin
Think we have mistake number 7 in the bag..... and i can spot 2 mistakes there ( i think)
Marmalaid and " perves"
woo hoo :lol2:
Quote by postie
*cough
Oh sorry redface but is this still going on??
*tatty is waiting to see before she toodles to bed wink

Yep still ongoing biggrin
Think we have mistake number 7 in the bag..... and i can spot 2 mistakes there ( i think)
Marmalaid and " perves"
woo hoo :lol2:
Actually, with perves I thought she was talking about the president of Pakistan, General Perves Musharaf(sp?)
Quote by marmalaid
*cough
Oh sorry redface but is this still going on??
*tatty is waiting to see before she toodles to bed wink

Yep still ongoing biggrin
Think we have mistake number 7 in the bag..... and i can spot 2 mistakes there ( i think)
Marmalaid and " perves"
woo hoo :lol2:
Actually, with perves I thought she was talking about the president of Pakistan, General Perves Musharaf(sp?)
don't know the spellin g either for Musharaf... maybe we should ask FB lol
:shock: The ***********************marmalaid************************* was playing with Chris' name! - that was part of his question!
FB wanders off muttering about cheats and bloody tell-tales
Quote by freckledbird
:shock: The ***********************marmalaid************************* was playing with Chris' name! - that was part of his question!
FB wanders off muttering about cheats and bloody tell-tales

erm.. and perves???? :lol2:
Quote by freckledbird
:shock: The ***********************marmalaid************************* was playing with Chris' name! - that was part of his question!
FB wanders off muttering about cheats and bloody tell-tales

oopsy daisy FB redface I just soooo wanna see you clubbing it hunny wink
Quote by tattyxpx
:shock: The ***********************marmalaid************************* was playing with Chris' name! - that was part of his question!
FB wanders off muttering about cheats and bloody tell-tales

oopsy daisy FB redface I just soooo wanna see you clubbing it hunny wink
and i sooooooooo don't want to see FB advancing towards me with a huge strap-on if i lose this challenge :shock:
Quote by postie
:shock: The ***********************marmalaid************************* was playing with Chris' name! - that was part of his question!
FB wanders off muttering about cheats and bloody tell-tales

oopsy daisy FB redface I just soooo wanna see you clubbing it hunny wink
and i sooooooooo don't want to see FB advancing towards me with a huge strap-on if i lose this challenge :shock:
Ahhhh I forgot about that part :doh: oh the dilema... FB in a club... or postie buggered by FB.... oh i'm quite undecided now rolleyes
What would I much rather see...... hmmmm confused
:giggle:
Freckledbird, regarding posties forfeit,
Please make it a condition that it is done in a mirrored room.
Then postie can see his de-flowering from all angles
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Quote by Dino
Freckledbird, regarding posties forfeit,
Please make it a condition that it is done in a mirrored room.
Then postie can see his de-flowering from all angles
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Brilliant idea Dino - I think I love you lol
Postie - you can have the perves* (looked it up in dictionary and it's not there FFS) but the * Marmalaid was a play on Chris' name and it was spelled correctly for his username, so I think that I should be allowed that one.
Pleeeeeeeeease*
What about the mis-spelling of Noooooooooo and forgetting the * rolleyes you'll be wanting away with that one next :roll:
bolt
So is it 8 0r 9 mistakes now?
***** Fair Warning *****
Post early for Xmas especially if you plan to use PO Box 69 for SH Towers.
I fear the local postie will be otherwise engaged reading his Dick-Tie-On-Harry.
(never could spell that word Dictionary) wink
Phredd
Quote by Fred aka Medic 1
***** Fair Warning *****
Post early for Xmas especially if you plan to use PO Box 69 for SH Towers.
I fear the local postie will be otherwise engaged reading his Dick-Tie-On-Harry.
(never could spell that word Dictionary) wink
Phredd

You can all have a rest anyway from about Thursday night this week - we are finally, eventually, at long last, moving house on Friday (unless the stupid woman buying our house changes her mind AGAIN) and we can't get 'phone/cable TV/broadband installed until the 8th. December. :cry: Soooooooo* you can't tell on me lol
Quote by freckledbird
***** Fair Warning *****
Post early for Xmas especially if you plan to use PO Box 69 for SH Towers.
I fear the local postie will be otherwise engaged reading his Dick-Tie-On-Harry.
(never could spell that word Dictionary) wink
Phredd

You can all have a rest anyway from about Thursday night this week - we are finally, eventually, at long last, moving house on Friday (unless the stupid woman buying our house changes her mind AGAIN) and we can't get 'phone/cable TV/broadband installed until the 8th. December. :cry: Soooooooo* you can't tell on me lol
Thats great news!

You can all have a rest anyway from about Thursday night this week - we are finally, eventually, at long last, moving house on Friday (unless the stupid woman buying our house changes her mind AGAIN) and we can't get 'phone/cable TV/broadband installed until the 8th. December. :cry: Soooooooo* you can't tell on me lol
Hope it goes smoothly and she doesn't change her mind.
Quote by Happy Cats
Thats great news!

What, that we're finally moving or that I won't be on here? lol
Quote by freckledbird
***** Fair Warning *****
Post early for Xmas especially if you plan to use PO Box 69 for SH Towers.
I fear the local postie will be otherwise engaged reading his Dick-Tie-On-Harry.
(never could spell that word Dictionary) wink
Phredd

You can all have a rest anyway from about Thursday night this week - we are finally, eventually, at long last, moving house on Friday (unless the stupid woman buying our house changes her mind AGAIN) and we can't get 'phone/cable TV/broadband installed until the 8th. December. :cry: Soooooooo* you can't tell on me lol
Ooooh I think this is going to become a close run thing then...
FB up to 7 mistakes and then from friday offline until the 8th. Damn, that only gives me 16 days of posting for you to make 3 mistakes in.... not including any you make this week though biggrin
Quote by freckledbird

Thats great news!

What, that we're finally moving or that I won't be on here? lol
wink
Quote by nesxycple

You can all have a rest anyway from about Thursday night this week - we are finally, eventually, at long last, moving house on Friday (unless the stupid woman buying our house changes her mind AGAIN) and we can't get 'phone/cable TV/broadband installed until the 8th. December. :cry: Soooooooo* you can't tell on me lol

Hope it goes smoothly and she doesn't change her mind.
If she does, she's going to get bloody hate mail from Monday mad
Thanks biggrin
Quote by postie
Ooooh I think this is going to become a close run thing then...
FB up to 7 mistakes and then from friday offline until the 8th. Damn, that only gives me 16 days of posting for you to make 3 mistakes in.... not including any you make this week though biggrin

Don't forget I'll be busy after the move, what with all the unpacking we have to do. So I won't be on as much. Less chance of making mistakes, hmmm * lol Did you choose a dildo yet? Or do I get to bring my favourite one? :twisted: