Telling on Freckledbird...

28 Nov 2005

Quote by freckledbird

Ooooh I think this is going to become a close run thing then...
FB up to 7 mistakes and then from friday offline until the 8th. Damn, that only gives me 16 days of posting for you to make 3 mistakes in.... not including any you make this week though

Don't forget I'll be busy after the move, what with all the unpacking we have to do. So I won't be on as much. Less chance of making mistakes, hmmm * lol

Did you choose a dildo yet? Or do I get to bring my favourite one? :twisted:
I think I will choose one myself thank you!
( does anyone know if they make really really small strap ons...????? pleeeease! )

28 Nov 2005

Dino, which club has the most mirrors? We need to make sure he sees it from every conceivable angle :twisted:

28 Nov 2005

hello folks it is i come to stick me oar in......... here goes
becos we not gonna be on here for a week or so i think bev should incur some penalty points.
i seem to remember right at the start she was told she had to keep posting regularly and couldn't stay away so.........
just my opinionfor what its worth .
now im off to hide bolt

28 Nov 2005

:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
:giggle::giggle::giggle::giggle::giggle::giggle::giggle::giggle::giggle::giggle:
C x

28 Nov 2005

Quote by Calista
hello folks it is i come to stick me oar in......... here goes
becos we not gonna be on here for a week or so i think bev should incur some penalty points.
i seem to remember right at the start she was told she had to keep posting regularly and couldn't stay away so.........
just my opinionfor what its worth .
now im off to hide

OMG ... you are so going to be in trouble !!!!
:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
/me hands MR FB a tin helmet ....
C x
Body armour might be more appropriate Calista. mad

FB wonders if she should cheat and edit MR_FB's post before Postie sees it.

28 Nov 2005

well I can edit mine too :twisted:
C x

28 Nov 2005

Quote by MR-FB
hello folks it is i come to stick me oar in......... here goes
becos we not gonna be on here for a week or so i think bev should incur some penalty points.
i seem to remember right at the start she was told she had to keep posting regularly and couldn't stay away so.........
just my opinionfor what its worth .
now im off to hide

Nice post Mr FB :thumbup:

28 Nov 2005

Quote by Dawn_Mids
hello folks it is i come to stick me oar in......... here goes
becos we not gonna be on here for a week or so i think bev should incur some penalty points.
i seem to remember right at the start she was told she had to keep posting regularly and couldn't stay away so.........
just my opinionfor what its worth .
now im off to hide

Nice post Mr FB :thumbup:
OI* Dawn, don't encourage him - he comes on here once in a blue moon and drops me in the shit mad

28 Nov 2005

Quote by freckledbird
OI* Dawn, don't encourage him - he comes on here once in a blue moon and drops me in the shit

I know

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

28 Nov 2005

Quote by Calista
well I can edit mine too :twisted:
C x

That Dawn got in too and quoted him confused

Thanks anyway though honey, I owe you one wink

28 Nov 2005

Quote by freckledbird
Dino, which club has the most mirrors? We need to make sure he sees it from every conceivable angle :twisted:

I know the perfect place for your plans :rascal:
The room has full length mirrors, on every wall so you can see all possible angles.
Im hoping that Lipstick Postie will have no choice but to watch his body receive FB armed with an extra large dildo. I would say 12" is perfect for the task.
What pleasure im getting from knowing what lies ahead for Lipstick postie :shock: :shock:
I hope my fav mirrored room brings as much pleasure to you FB as it does me.
Great times blast

A small audience will fit in the room, people can view postie suffer, and FB you will be able to see every angle postie is in.
Absolutely brilliant :thumbup:
Postie, you will be in my thoughts throughout your dildo ordeal. lol

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

28 Nov 2005

Quote by freckledbird
well I can edit mine too :twisted:
C x

That Dawn got in too and quoted him confused

Thanks anyway though honey, I owe you one wink

You could always use him for practice with the strap on before the main event with Postie!
Cx

28 Nov 2005

Quote by MR-FB
hello folks it is i come to stick me oar in......... here goes
becos we not gonna be on here for a week or so i think bev should incur some penalty points.
i seem to remember right at the start she was told she had to keep posting regularly and couldn't stay away so.........
just my opinionfor what its worth .
now im off to hide

:worship:
You star Mr FB....
though the question now is, if Fuckledbird is going to be offline for almost a week, do we extend the deadline until new years eve??? I reckon so... ( but then I would rolleyes

) Bev?
Fair?

28 Nov 2005

Quote by Calista
well I can edit mine too :twisted:
C x

That Dawn got in too and quoted him confused

Thanks anyway though honey, I owe you one wink

You could always use him for practice with the strap on before the main event with Postie!
Cx
:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
Can I tell him it was your idea? lol

:lol:

28 Nov 2005

Quote by freckledbird
well I can edit mine too :twisted:
C x

That Dawn got in too and quoted him confused

Thanks anyway though honey, I owe you one wink

You could always use him for practice with the strap on before the main event with Postie!
Cx
:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
Can I tell him it was your idea? lol

:lol:
LOL :twisted:
C x

28 Nov 2005

Quote by postie
hello folks it is i come to stick me oar in......... here goes
becos we not gonna be on here for a week or so i think bev should incur some penalty points.
i seem to remember right at the start she was told she had to keep posting regularly and couldn't stay away so.........
just my opinionfor what its worth .
now im off to hide

:worship:
You star Mr FB....
though the question now is, if Fuckledbird is going to be offline for almost a week, do we extend the deadline until new years eve??? I reckon so... ( but then I would rolleyes

) Bev?
Fair?
Maybe we should put it to the vote - I certainly wouldn't want to let down all the lovely people looking forward to your deflowering. lol

FB wonders if Postie's a little worried :twisted:

28 Nov 2005

Quote by postie
though the question now is, if Fuckledbird is going to be offline for almost a week, do we extend the deadline until new years eve??? I reckon so... ( but then I would ) Bev?
Fair?

Worried you are going to loose postie???

:rotflmao:
Shireen
xxx

28 Nov 2005

Quote by postie
hello folks it is i come to stick me oar in......... here goes
becos we not gonna be on here for a week or so i think bev should incur some penalty points.
i seem to remember right at the start she was told she had to keep posting regularly and couldn't stay away so.........
just my opinionfor what its worth .
now im off to hide

:worship:
You star Mr FB....
though the question now is, if Fuckledbird is going to be offline for almost a week, do we extend the deadline until new years eve??? I reckon so... ( but then I would rolleyes

) Bev?
Fair?
Postie you must be feeling so bloody nervous, If it was me who was responsible to make the final decision wether to extend this until new year. For you my dear postie, i would not allow extendsion till new year, i can`t bear to see you waiting all nervous and stressed.
The show must go on wink

NO EXTENSION ON THIS FB Vs POSTIE CHALLENGE.
I cant wait until the day postie will meet his new friend, Mr Massive 12" dildo that must resemble a real cock which is veiny man like features. Width is also very important, choose wisely FB. lol

Thanks to FB & Postie for free entertainment :lol: :lol: :lol:

28 Nov 2005

Quote by Shireen_Mids
though the question now is, if Fuckledbird is going to be offline for almost a week, do we extend the deadline until new years eve??? I reckon so... ( but then I would ) Bev?
Fair?

Worried you are going to loose postie???

:rotflmao:
Shireen
xxx
and:

Quote by fuckledbird
FB wonders if Postie's a little worried :twisted:

No denying it.... Yep, totally worried about Bev advancing towards me with a strap-on the size of a Zeppelin being rammed up there... :shock:
Mr FB ! How about swapping some of the keys around on the keyboard while she isn't looking???

28 Nov 2005

Quote by postie
Mr FB ! How about swapping some of the keys around on the keyboard while she isn't looking???

FB shakes head
Oh dear, now you're asking my husband to cheat, hmmm*?
Do you really think he'll go that far? He has to live with me (and the fear of the advancing dildo) every day. lol

28 Nov 2005

I found Postie's Christmas present!

28 Nov 2005

Quote by Angel Chat
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewpost/563269.html#563269
Can't find any reference to this anywhere.... sorry FB but if you're going to be away for a while I think it only fair

Angel what are you thinking :shock:
It will only delay the inevitable for lipstick postie and his Mr Massive real life dildo.
FB and Mr dildo will bond together to make this a special event for postie and his deflowering day.

Donnatallk keep quiet, i need to see postie and his Mr massive.
wink

28 Nov 2005

I can lend him this for after cool

28 Nov 2005

Quote by HornyRed
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewpost/563269.html#563269
Can't find any reference to this anywhere.... sorry FB but if you're going to be away for a while I think it only fair

Angel what are you thinking :shock:
It will only delay the inevitable for lipstick postie and his Mr Massive real life dildo.
FB and Mr dildo will bond together to make this a special event for postie and his deflowering day.

Donnatallk keep quiet, i need to see postie and his Mr massive.
wink

Too early, HR - it's gone now :wink:

28 Nov 2005

Quote by HornyRed
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewpost/563269.html#563269
Can't find any reference to this anywhere.... sorry FB but if you're going to be away for a while I think it only fair

Angel what are you thinking :shock:
It will only delay the inevitable for lipstick postie and his Mr Massive real life dildo.
FB and Mr dildo will bond together to make this a special event for postie and his deflowering day.

Donnatallk keep quiet, i need to see postie and his Mr massive.
wink

Don't worry HR I saw the error of my ways and deleted it ;)
Plus, that was before the start of the challenge lol

28 Nov 2005

Quote by freckledbird
I found Postie's Christmas present!

FB dont feel underpressure to pick the deflowering tool, you must take your time when choosing the right dildo, you should accept any offers from people, maybe other opinions will help you on the right dido for you & postie.
lol

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

28 Nov 2005

Quote by HornyRed
I found Postie's Christmas present!

FB dont feel underpressure to pick the deflowering tool, you must take your time when choosing the right dildo, you should accept any offers from people, maybe other opinions will help you on the right dido for you & postie.
lol

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
For postie? How about a franking machine? :lol: :lol: :lol: :twisted:
:rascal: bolt

28 Nov 2005

So it's fuck him, frank him and post him home then ES? lol

28 Nov 2005

Who's frank? confused

28 Nov 2005

Quote by Colts23
I can lend him this for after

or maybe this?