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One of the audience
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Quote by freckledbird
Who's frank?
One of the audience
Well I'll be Frank if you want :grin:
written on behalf of H :grin:
Sex God
Quote by freckledbird
So it's fuck him, frank him and post him home then ES?
You could always lick him and stamp him ........
rather than frank him! :lol2:
Blimey, Poetry! :shock: :shock: :shock:
:undecided:
Sex God
Quote by freckledbird
Who's frank?
One of the audience
FB would you consider swearing an oathe on the SH bible
I, FB and Mr dildo have pleadged & promised you all, I will give it my best performance humanly possible from myself and Mr dildo.
In return FB must be allowed to enjoy every stroke inflicted on Posties bum.
Postie must allow FB sexuall control at all times, FB and MR strap on, will have full control over the deflowering of Postie.
And FB, you must enjoy every moment until you decide its all over.
Sex God
Quote by HornyRed
Who's frank?
One of the audience
FB would you consider swearing an oathe on the SH bible
I, FB and Mr dildo have pleadged & promised you all, I will give it my best performance humanly possible from myself and Mr dildo.
In return FB must be allowed to enjoy every stroke inflicted on Posties bum.
Postie must allow FB sexuall control at all times, FB and MR strap on, will have full control over the deflowering of Postie.
And FB, you must enjoy every moment until you decide its all over.
:shock: HR do you not like Postie or something? :lol:
Sex God
Quote by freckledbird
Who's frank?
One of the audience
FB would you consider swearing an oathe on the SH bible
I, FB and Mr dildo have pleadged & promised you all, I will give it my best performance humanly possible from myself and Mr dildo.
In return FB must be allowed to enjoy every stroke inflicted on Posties bum.
Postie must allow FB sexuall control at all times, FB and MR strap on, will have full control over the deflowering of Postie.
And FB, you must enjoy every moment until you decide its all over.
:shock: HR do you not like Postie or something? :lol:
Of course i like Postie, but i need to see him suffer the forfeit.
If it was someone else in postie position, he would doing exactly the same as me/
Its piss taking & funny moment, loads of :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Sex God
Ok Hr, I'll see what I can do - will try my very best 
:lol: Postie mate, ive been grubbing around in the S/H vaults and i stumbled upon some old documents dating back from when S/H towers was first built (1634 ) relating to challenges, duels, competitions and the like, look,,,
In paragraph 3 subsection 7 i found somthing that may be of interest
It states quite clearly that, and i quote.,,,
Should any courtier/ member or official of S/H, who has taken up, or been set a challenge/ task/duel or copetition, may nominate a "champion" to represent them should the challenge/task/ duel or competition result in a forfeit. :D :D
And as far as our S/H legal team are concerned, these laws are still legally binding/valid today :D
All you have to do now is nominate your "champion"
Dino.
) relating to challenges, duels, competitions and the like, look,,,In paragraph 3 subsection 7 i found somthing that may be of interest
It states quite clearly that, and i quote.,,,
Should any courtier/ member or official of S/H, who has taken up, or been set a challenge/ task/duel or copetition, may nominate a "champion" to represent them should the challenge/task/ duel or competition result in a forfeit. :D :D
And as far as our S/H legal team are concerned, these laws are still legally binding/valid today :D
All you have to do now is nominate your "champion"
Dino.
Quote by Dino
Postie mate, ive been grubbing around in the S/H vaults and i stumbled upon some old documents dating back from when S/H towers was first built (1634
In paragraph 3 subsection 7 i found somthing that may be of interest
It states quite clearly that, and i quote.,,,
Should any courtier/ member or official of S/H, who has taken up, or been set a challenge/ task/duel or copetition, may nominate a "champion" to represent them should the challenge/task/ duel or competition result in a forfeit. :D :D
And as far as our S/H legal team are concerned, these laws are still legally binding/valid today :D
All you have to do now is nominate your "champion"
Dino.
DINO!!
Are you trying to help Postie out of a pickle here?
HR and I will have to deal with you severely.....
I nominate YOU to take the forfeit for Postie :twisted:
Fee
XX
Quote by LadyFeeBee
Postie mate, ive been grubbing around in the S/H vaults and i stumbled upon some old documents dating back from when S/H towers was first built (1634
In paragraph 3 subsection 7 i found somthing that may be of interest
It states quite clearly that, and i quote.,,,
Should any courtier/ member or official of S/H, who has taken up, or been set a challenge/ task/duel or copetition, may nominate a "champion" to represent them should the challenge/task/ duel or competition result in a forfeit. :D :D
And as far as our S/H legal team are concerned, these laws are still legally binding/valid today :D
All you have to do now is nominate your "champion"
Dino.
DINO!!
Are you trying to help Postie out of a pickle here?
HR and I will have to deal with you severely.....
I nominate YOU to take the forfeit for Postie :twisted:
Fee
XX
LadyFeeBee ! I thought we were in protracted negotiations for you to become mysnitch ! This siding with Hornyred and Freckledbird is not on...
Dino mate, I have had my team of Lawyers look at the documents and you are correct, a "Champion" can indeed be used ( phew!!!) but another legal sub-clause was noted, tucked away on page XXIV.
If any of the aforementioned courtiers/ members of this challenge shall beseech the opposite dualist/challenger for a period of recuperation or rest, or to move their abode and claim to have no access to their quill and ink, then the opposite dualist / challenger can nominate a challenger on their behalf... "
which i am told means I can nominate someone to step in for FB and represent her while she is offline...
Now who do i pick ! Debbiewebs??? Hmmm, i need time to think about this...
Quote by postie
LadyFeeBee ! I thought we were in protracted negotiations for you to become my snitch !
Sshhhh....... :uhoh:
I'm going to have to do something to your mouth to keep it shut :gagged:
Quote by Loudmouth Postie
This siding with Hornyred and Freckledbird is not on...
What you going to do about it?
Fee
XX
Quote by postie
LadyFeeBee ! I thought we were in protracted negotiations for you to become my snitch !
Quote by The gorgeous LadyFeeBee
Sshhhh....... :uhoh:
I'm going to have to do something to your mouth to keep it shut :gagged:
promises promises!
Quote by Loudmouth Postie
This siding with Hornyred and Freckledbird is not on...
Quote by The tempting LadyFeeBee
What you going to do about it?
Fee
XX
:rascal: and maybe this.....
Sex God
Quote by postie
Now who do i pick ! Debbiewebs??? Hmmm, i need time to think about this...
Don't even bloody think about it :shock:
Here is my weapon of choice :twisted:
Sex God
Quote by freckledbird
Now who do i pick ! Debbiewebs??? Hmmm, i need time to think about this...
Don't even bloody think about it :shock:
Here is my weapon of choice :twisted:
Good choice
:lol: :lol: :lol: Quote by postie
Now who do i pick ! Debbiewebs??? Hmmm, i need time to think about this...
Don't even bloody think about it :shock:
Here is my weapon of choice :twisted:
Ha ! that thing doesn't scare me ! It's absolutely tiny!
:shock:
I just realised it's a link !
i think you will find its a satellite pic. Be afraid VERY afriad................
Sex God
Quote by postie
Ha ! that thing doesn't scare me ! It's absolutely tiny!
Postie it measures 24" and I can't get my finger and thumb to meet around it. :twisted:
Sex God
Quote by Happy Cats
Ha ! that thing doesn't scare me ! It's absolutely tiny!
Postie it measures 24" and I can't get my finger and thumb to meet around it. :twisted:
I'll bet you can still fit it in your mouth though :shock:
Sideways!Pair of cheeky bastards!!
Sex God
Nobody, I have an extension until 31st. December
Currently 8 down thought :cry:
Currently 8 down thought :cry:
Sex God
Quote by freckledbird
Nobody, I have an extension until 31st. December
Currently 8 down thought :cry:
Sorry, girl ain't that 9? :giggle:
Edit: PS - Ooops just seen the admission of 9 down elsewhere - does that make it a full set and match?? - can't you claim special dispensation for being on more than one site??
Quote by westerross
Nobody, I have an extension until 31st. December
Currently 8 down thought :cry:
Sorry, girl ain't that 9? :giggle:
Edit: PS - Ooops just seen the admission of 9 down elsewhere - does that make it a full set and match?? - can't you claim special dispensation for being on more than one site??
I am claiming that as a number 9.... erm though i thought i was already on 9 ....... ( see how I used though/thought correctly there!)
Sex God
Quote by westerross
Nobody, I have an extension until 31st. December
Currently 8 down thought :cry:
Sorry, girl ain't that 9? :giggle:
Edit: PS - Ooops just seen the admission of 9 down elsewhere - does that make it a full set and match?? - can't you claim special dispensation for being on more than one site??
Tune!! make your mind up - you on my side or not? :shock:
With each of the following posts containing no asterix do they count as 10, 11 and 12.
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopicpage/67557/60.html
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewpost/661561.html#661561
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewpost/661504.html#661504
They have been quoted as well so editing will be no good.
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopicpage/67557/60.html
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewpost/661561.html#661561
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewpost/661504.html#661504
They have been quoted as well so editing will be no good.
Sex God
Quote by nesxycple
With each of the following posts containing no asterix do they count as 10, 11 and 12.
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopicpage/67557/60.html
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewpost/661561.html#661561
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewpost/661504.html#661504
They have been quoted as well so editing will be no good.
:shock:
Sex God
Glad I didn't make a difference.
When and where's the forfeit? When and where's the forfeit? :evil2:
When and where's the forfeit? When and where's the forfeit? :evil2:
