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Telling on Freckledbird...
Sex God
Quote by marmalaid
A spelling mistake!!!I'm not doing it on a pushbike FFS :shock:
Would that be a push-bike?
You snake! You said we could change the subject to gardening and hyacinths :cry:
Sex God
:censored: 
:sparring: 
:fuckinghell: :fuckinghell: :fuckinghell: :fuckinghell: :fuckinghell:
:sparring: :fuckinghell: :fuckinghell: :fuckinghell: :fuckinghell: :fuckinghell: Sex God
assionkiss: :passionkiss: :passionkiss: :happy: :happy: :happy: Sex God
Quote by Tanis105
you bloody cheats
:x :x :x :x Postie its a trap RUN!!!!!!
:shock: :angel: :angel: :angel: Anyway, he might enjoy the forfeit :twisted:
Sex God
Quote by Him'nHer
Anyway, he might enjoy the forfeit :twisted:
He might, and if you keep the mods on your side till December then he is likely to have to receive or perform it :grin:
Hmmmmmmm* I'd agree with you if it wasn't for a certain mod 'doctoring' my posts :shock:
Sex God
Quote by Dawn_Mids
Hmmmmmmm* I'd agree with you if it wasn't for a certain mod 'doctoring' my posts :shock:
Has Sarge been online today then :lol2:
:shock: However did you know that it was Sarge?
ideas FB.....
1)make him live in lancashire for a month.....with happy cats directing him to his hotel
2) have him do his round dressed all in pink.....pink shoes are a must...
3)have him call the postmaster a very naughty boy (in a graham norton style accent)
4) have him present himself in manchester for a social night out in the village.......after being dressed by judy and bluexxx in whatever attire they deem suitable.
1)make him live in lancashire for a month.....with happy cats directing him to his hotel
2) have him do his round dressed all in pink.....pink shoes are a must...
3)have him call the postmaster a very naughty boy (in a graham norton style accent)
4) have him present himself in manchester for a social night out in the village.......after being dressed by judy and bluexxx in whatever attire they deem suitable.
Quote by freckledbird
Anyway, he might enjoy the forfeit :twisted:
He might, and if you keep the mods on your side till December then he is likely to have to receive or perform it :grin:
Hmmmmmmm* I'd agree with you if it wasn't for a certain mod 'doctoring' my posts :shock:
Oihh!! You cheeky mare - I corrected one for you last night!!
:? :? :? :? :doh: Sex God
Quote by Sgt Bilko
Anyway, he might enjoy the forfeit :twisted:
He might, and if you keep the mods on your side till December then he is likely to have to receive or perform it :grin:
Hmmmmmmm* I'd agree with you if it wasn't for a certain mod 'doctoring' my posts :shock:
Oihh!! You cheeky mare - I corrected one for you last night!!
:? :? :? :? :doh::giggle: :giggle: :giggle: :giggle:
And doctored three!
:lol: Sex God
Quote by Bloke2005
Did someone call a doctor?
And what exactly are you a doctor of? :shock:
I think I might regret asking that :shock:
Sex God
Quote by Bloke2005
Cocks .... :shock:
I'm a doctor of 'cockology':twisted:
Now that is definitely not a word or a science.
Sex God
Just to let you know folks, Postie has been given clues as to his forfeit and is ever so slightly worried
Quote by freckledbird
Just to let you know folks, Postie has been given clues as to his forfeit and is ever so slightly worried
Especially after last night when you were telling me how you are going to CHEAT !
She's pure evil is that FB .... and yes, after what you told me... I may have to insert a clause in the rules about you NOT inserting anything into me ... :shock:
I am going to need eagle eyes ( and anyone who wants to grass you up) if I am not going to spend all of December sweating...
Sex God
I have to cheat, because the gods - OK the mods - are on your side 
No bending the bloody rules!
No bending the bloody rules! Sex God
Quote by Sgt Bilko
I have to cheat, because the gods - OK the mods - are on your side
That's the last time I help you!! :cry: :cry: :cry:
Shhhhhhhhh* Sarge, trying to give him false hope
Orgasminator
Quote by freckledbird
I'm just putting some in here for emergencies, in case I have to resort to using emoticons to communicate
Just the ones I might need
CENSORED BY EMOTICON POLICE!!
I found one :happy: :happy: :happy: :happy: :happy: :happy:
WOOOHOOOO you have no idea just how pleasing this is... :wink:
sorry FB.... but it sooo had to be done 
YEEEEEEEHAAAAAAAAAAAA
whats the score... huh huh huh????
edited... oh there's 2 ......but as it's the same word... does it count :?
Sex God
Quote by tattyxpx
I'm just putting some in here for emergencies, in case I have to resort to using emoticons to communicate
Just the ones I might need
CENSORED BY EMOTICON POLICE!!
I found one :happy: :happy: :happy: :happy: :happy: :happy:
WOOOHOOOO you have no idea just how pleasing this is... :wink:
sorry FB.... but it sooo had to be done YEEEEEEEHAAAAAAAAAAAA
whats the score... huh huh huh????
edited... oh there's 2 ......but as it's the same word... does it count :?
That's not wrong! They are called emoticons :shock:
Orgasminator
Never mind................ false alarm
bollox bollox fuck, shit just how fecking stoopid do i feel now
ops:
bye all will return.......................... oh give it till waaaaaaaaaaaaay into next year.......
bollox bollox fuck, shit just how fecking stoopid do i feel now
ops:bye all will return.......................... oh give it till waaaaaaaaaaaaay into next year.......
Sex God
Quote by tattyxpx
Never mind................ false alarm
bollox bollox fuck, shit just how fecking stoopid do i feel now
bye all will return.......................... oh give it till waaaaaaaaaaaaay into next year.......
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: Not this time, Tatty
