Telling on Freckledbird...

9 Oct 2005

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but I know that was in yellow and very very small writing..... unlike
SORRY FB kiss

9 Oct 2005

Quote by tattyxpx
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but I know that was in yellow and very very small writing

:whistling: :whistling: :whistling: :whistling: :whistling:

9 Oct 2005

Quote by tattyxpx
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but I know that was in yellow and very very small writing..... unlike

SORRY FB

Worry not Tatty, it won't matter anyway because I won't lose wink

12 Oct 2005

http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/59674.html
Spelling mistake (sorry hun you can whip

:whip:

:smackbottom: when you see me smile

)

Do you mean state school, as in not paid for? I'm assuming you do - I think public and private schools are the same thing.
State school every time Chimpy.
But then I would say that, being a teacher in a state school. I was off poorly last week and the supply teacher who was brought in to teach my class, scared them half to death. He was so stuck up, the staff all disliked him. He expressed relief at the fact that he was only working there for a week and said that all the kids would either end up as mechanics or builders. Like they don't if they attend private school. Can't see tha problem with that anyway, we all need mechanics and builders at some point. I'd rather that any teacher with that attitude didn't teach my children, whether it was in state or private school.

12 Oct 2005

4-0

12 Oct 2005

:shock: Bollocks :shock:

12 Oct 2005

Quote by freckledbird
:shock: Bollocks :shock:

hahahahahahahahaha

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: flipa

:flipa: :flipa: :flipa: wave

:confused2: :evil2: :giggle: :notes: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: poke

4 -0 on week 2...... poor ickle FB is going to have to go to a club!

12 Oct 2005

Quote by postie
:shock: Bollocks :shock:

4 -0 !
That doesn't look quite right to me...?
CheekyChimp..... wink

12 Oct 2005

Quote by tattyxpx
bollox bollox fuck, shit just how fecking stoopid do i feel now
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:rotflmao:
I think I might just point out that that is the incorrect spelling of bollocks for the context in which you used it.
Bollox has a different connotation. That's twice today now! rolleyes

12 Oct 2005

Quote by cheekychimp
:shock: Bollocks :shock:

4 -0 !
That doesn't look quite right to me...?
CheekyChimp..... wink

OI behave

:smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom:

12 Oct 2005

Can we offset my mistakes against Postie's?
Please?
I'm asking ever so nicely.
Open to offers redface

12 Oct 2005

Quote by freckledbird
:shock: Bollocks :shock:

4 -0 !
That doesn't look quite right to me...?
CheekyChimp..... wink

OI behave

:smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom:
I was referring to Postie's 4 -0...shouldn't it be ....4 - 0...?, i.e. equal spacing for the dash..? probabkly doesn't count in your favour.
Marcus..... cool

12 Oct 2005

Quote by cheekychimp
:shock: Bollocks :shock:

4 -0 !
That doesn't look quite right to me...?
CheekyChimp..... wink

OI behave

:smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom:
I was referring to Postie's 4 -0...shouldn't it be ....4 - 0...?, i.e. equal spacing for the dash..? probabkly doesn't count in your favour.
Marcus..... cool

no.. it probabkly doesn't..... but it's now 5-0 .... lol

12 Oct 2005

FB is considering a temporary move to the chatroom because the mistakes don't matter in there

12 Oct 2005

Quote by postie
:shock: Bollocks :shock:

4 -0 !
That doesn't look quite right to me...?
CheekyChimp..... wink

OI behave

:smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom:
I was referring to Postie's 4 -0...shouldn't it be ....4 - 0...?, i.e. equal spacing for the dash..? probabkly doesn't count in your favour.
Marcus..... cool

no.. it probabkly doesn't..... but it's now 5-0 .... lol

Blimey....it's so easy to make a mistake.....good luck folks..!
CheekyChimp..... 8-)

12 Oct 2005

Quote by freckledbird
FB is considering a temporary move to the chatroom because the mistakes don't matter in there

:thrilled:
I would half believe you if I didn't know all that text speak and stuff wouldn't do yer head in so much... and you'd be fretting about how the levels of spelling had dropped in the Cafe.... :lol2:

12 Oct 2005

Quote by postie
FB is considering a temporary move to the chatroom because the mistakes don't matter in there

:thrilled:
I would half believe you if I didn't know all that text speak and stuff wouldn't do yer head in so much... and you'd be fretting about how the levels of spelling had dropped in the Cafe.... :lol2:
It's strange but it doesn't bother me as much in there. I might have to get used to it :shock:

12 Oct 2005

Quote by Sexysteph
Hey hang on this is discrimination against our Frecks. She cannot be allowed to be beated to NIL so how about counting Posties bloomers too
Just in the interest of fairness :wink:
Come on freckledbird am rooting for you.....
Steph :lol:

All the rules are on the first post steph.... i was on a hiding to nothing! so FB took me up on it..... hhehehehehe

12 Oct 2005

5-0 in 7 days. It's not looking good Frecklebird.

13 Oct 2005

Fell down so bumped back up

13 Oct 2005

I'm confused. FB can't win any points yes? So why do we insist on a scoring system? 5-0. Is the second score the ammount of months passed as that could make sense but just having a number doesn't because it will always stay 0.
Just getting myself confused over a none issue. Any help pleaseeeeee....

13 Oct 2005

Quote by mattmoleman
I'm confused. FB can't win any points yes? So why do we insist on a scoring system? 5-0. Is the second score the ammount of months passed as that could make sense but just having a number doesn't because it will always stay 0.
Just getting myself confused over a none issue. Any help pleaseeeeee....

Sexysteph and myself intimated at this yesterday ... I think the answer is that it's Postie's way of rubbing Frecklebird's nose in it dunno

He (Postie) made at three last night so it does seem a little unfair .... I know it's her mistakes but :dunno:
C x

13 Oct 2005

So it is just a number then. Posties mistakes count for nothing and will stay as nothing.
Sorry C, I was a bit lazy and skipped the last 10 or so pages of the thread. rolleyes

I'll just look over it as irritating as it seems. lol

13 Oct 2005

Quote by Calista
I'm confused. FB can't win any points yes? So why do we insist on a scoring system? 5-0. Is the second score the ammount of months passed as that could make sense but just having a number doesn't because it will always stay 0.
Just getting myself confused over a none issue. Any help pleaseeeeee....

Sexysteph and myself intimated at this yesterday ... I think the answer is that it's Postie's way of rubbing Frecklebird's nose in it dunno

He (Postie) made at three last night so it does seem a little unfair .... I know it's her mistakes but :dunno:
C x
Yep... fair point.... I was using the "football" system to score FB's mistakes. I see a few people have said I am making mistakes, but that's allowed, however unfair that seems.
I am not rubbing FB's nose in it at all.... it was a bet. FB, who is scared of going to a club will have to go to one of her choice if she loses. If she wins... then I have to suffer a punishmentof her choice.
So. Just to make it crystal clear. I could still end up being done with a strap on - or covered in jam and tied to a wasp nest :shock: if FB doesn't hit 10 mistakes before Xmas. Or if she does.. she gets a night out... seems like FB wins all round to me... rolleyes

so from now , to save confusion.. I shall just note the amount of mistakes.
Like this : 5

13 Oct 2005

Quote by postie
I'm confused. FB can't win any points yes? So why do we insist on a scoring system? 5-0. Is the second score the ammount of months passed as that could make sense but just having a number doesn't because it will always stay 0.
Just getting myself confused over a none issue. Any help pleaseeeeee....

Sexysteph and myself intimated at this yesterday ... I think the answer is that it's Postie's way of rubbing Frecklebird's nose in it dunno

He (Postie) made at three last night so it does seem a little unfair .... I know it's her mistakes but :dunno:
C x
Yep... fair point.... I was using the "football" system to score FB's mistakes. I see a few people have said I am making mistakes, but that's allowed, however unfair that seems.
I am not rubbing FB's nose in it at all.... it was a bet. FB, who is scared of going to a club will have to go to one of her choice if she loses. If she wins... then I have to suffer a punishmentof her choice.
So. Just to make it crystal clear. I could still end up being done with a strap on - or covered in jam and tied to a wasp nest :shock: if FB doesn't hit 10 mistakes before Xmas. Or if she does.. she gets a night out... seems like FB wins all round to me... rolleyes

so from now , to save confusion.. I shall just note the amount of mistakes.
Like this : 5
If you did, it would still be a glowing red!
wink

13 Oct 2005

Quote by Happy Cats
I'm confused. FB can't win any points yes? So why do we insist on a scoring system? 5-0. Is the second score the ammount of months passed as that could make sense but just having a number doesn't because it will always stay 0.
Just getting myself confused over a none issue. Any help pleaseeeeee....

Sexysteph and myself intimated at this yesterday ... I think the answer is that it's Postie's way of rubbing Frecklebird's nose in it dunno

He (Postie) made at three last night so it does seem a little unfair .... I know it's her mistakes but :dunno:
C x
Yep... fair point.... I was using the "football" system to score FB's mistakes. I see a few people have said I am making mistakes, but that's allowed, however unfair that seems.
I am not rubbing FB's nose in it at all.... it was a bet. FB, who is scared of going to a club will have to go to one of her choice if she loses. If she wins... then I have to suffer a punishmentof her choice.
So. Just to make it crystal clear. I could still end up being done with a strap on - or covered in jam and tied to a wasp nest :shock: if FB doesn't hit 10 mistakes before Xmas. Or if she does.. she gets a night out... seems like FB wins all round to me... rolleyes

so from now , to save confusion.. I shall just note the amount of mistakes.
Like this : 5
If you did, it would still be a glowing red!
wink

....and it may distract them wasps! lol

13 Oct 2005

oh... oh... :happy:
suggestion for FB on a forfeit for postie biggrin

.. how about beating him in a smackbottom

kinda way with jaggy nettles :D... you know a big bunch made into a kinda flogger thing... he could even be tied to a pole naked :shock:
redface

was I supposed to PM my idea's oopsy daisy lol

:giggle:

off to find those lanes of stinging nettles and start collecting wink

14 Oct 2005

Quote by Happy Cats
Or if she does.. she gets a night out... seems like FB wins all round to me...
so from now , to save confusion.. I shall just note the amount of mistakes.
Like this : 5

If you did, it would still be a glowing red!
wink

Who's paying for me to get in, if I lose?
HappyCats, you're a bastard :shock: lol

I did accept the terms of the bet, to be honest. Don't be too harsh on him. After all, it's still possible that I could win. If I do, the forfeit will have to be spectacularly scary. I'm thinking a combination of wax and toys :lol:
Nettles Tatty - yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhh*

14 Oct 2005

Looks like it is 6 now. Look at this post.
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopicpage/59297/40.html
lol

:lol:

14 Oct 2005

Having been last week that is no typo ... it really is hell!!!!!!!
C x