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Quote by nesxycple
Looks like it is 6 now. Look at this post.
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopicpage/59297/40.html
lol :lol:

No, that was completely intentional. It's what I, and many others from Sheffield, know it as.
Quote by Calista
Having been last week that is no typo ... it really is hell!!!!!!!
C x

Whilst I am siding with postie I can't support this one. It is well known as meadowhell by most locals.
Freckle, I have absolute complete faith in your spelling ability kiss
Glad somebody has confused :shock: :grin: innocent
Quote by postie
Help needed..... from all forum users....
Freckledbird and me have a bet going, that between today and Xmas, she will make 10 spelling mistakes in her posts anywhere on the Forum... and lose , and therefore have to get over her nerves and go to a club.... of her choosing...
Or else she doesn't make 10 mistakes and I have to pay a forfeit..... of her choosing. :shock:
Rules are:
Deliberate spelling mistakes are allowed for comedy purposes.... but have to be followed by an asterix*
lol

Quote by freckledbird
Is that open now? We were in Meadowhell on Thursday and it was boarded up.

innocent
Quote by dambuster
Help needed..... from all forum users....
Freckledbird and me have a bet going, that between today and Xmas, she will make 10 spelling mistakes in her posts anywhere on the Forum... and lose , and therefore have to get over her nerves and go to a club.... of her choosing...
Or else she doesn't make 10 mistakes and I have to pay a forfeit..... of her choosing. :shock:
Rules are:
Deliberate spelling mistakes are allowed for comedy purposes.... but have to be followed by an asterix*
lol

Quote by freckledbird
Is that open now? We were in Meadowhell on Thursday and it was boarded up.

innocent
Good point Dammie.... no asterix FB...... rules is rules and all that.... sooooo
6
Quote by postie
Help needed..... from all forum users....
Freckledbird and me have a bet going, that between today and Xmas, she will make 10 spelling mistakes in her posts anywhere on the Forum... and lose , and therefore have to get over her nerves and go to a club.... of her choosing...
Or else she doesn't make 10 mistakes and I have to pay a forfeit..... of her choosing. :shock:
Rules are:
Deliberate spelling mistakes are allowed for comedy purposes.... but have to be followed by an asterix*
lol

Quote by freckledbird
Is that open now? We were in Meadowhell on Thursday and it was boarded up.

innocent
Good point Dammie.... no asterix FB...... rules is rules and all that.... sooooo
6
Hang on - if everybody's commissioned to snitch on FB then everybody's got to accept that it's a spelling mistake. I don't know what the fuck Meadowhell or Meadow**** what is so it don't count.
5
Quote by Sexysteph
Help needed..... from all forum users....
Freckledbird and me have a bet going, that between today and Xmas, she will make 10 spelling mistakes in her posts anywhere on the Forum... and lose , and therefore have to get over her nerves and go to a club.... of her choosing...
Or else she doesn't make 10 mistakes and I have to pay a forfeit..... of her choosing. :shock:
Rules are:
Deliberate spelling mistakes are allowed for comedy purposes.... but have to be followed by an asterix*
lol

Quote by freckledbird
Is that open now? We were in Meadowhell on Thursday and it was boarded up.

innocent
Good point Dammie.... no asterix FB...... rules is rules and all that.... sooooo
6
Hang on - if everybody's commissioned to snitch on FB then everybody's got to accept that it's a spelling mistake. I don't know what the fuck Meadowhell or Meadow**** what is so it don't count.
5
Meadowhell ain't comedy it's the truth as a shopping precinct it is hell ..... It is known by the locals as meadowhell and they ain't laughing
So it ain't a spelling mistake then. In that case a false accusation reduces the score from
5 down to 4
'Ere we're doing well here girl! wink
Confused as always :crazy:
How is it going with regards to actually seeing FB in a club of her choosing redface or in other words... hows it going with regards to seeing postie buggered wink or wotever fitting forfeit FB was to suggest lol
is it 4, 5 or 6 confused dunno
You can't put one on and take two off for Meadowhell, so it is back to 5 confused :? :? lol :lol: :lol:
I've never seen a stickier situation than Sammy the stick insect stuck on a sticky bud.! .................lol...... wink
CheekyChimp..... cool
Quote by cheekychimp
I've never seen a stickier situation than Sammy the stick insect stuck on a sticky bud.! .................lol...... wink
CheekyChimp..... cool

Lol!
:thumbup:
Not native English, but shouldn`t it be 1st, 2nd and 3rd? Sssshurly a mishhhtake...
Sorry FB, but couldn`t resist...
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/59899.html
Quote by simoncomesaround
Not native English, but shouldn`t it be 1st, 2nd and 3rd? Sssshurly a mishhhtake...
Sorry FB, but couldn`t resist...
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/59899.html

rotflmao I should keep going 'round if I was you! :rotflmao: Nice try though.
I think every time there's a false or inaccurate accusation Frecks should get a credit - say quarter or half a point.
Quote by simoncomesaround
Not native English, but shouldn`t it be 1st, 2nd and 3rd? Sssshurly a mishhhtake...
Sorry FB, but couldn`t resist...
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/59899.html

No, I was questioning the use of 1th*, 2th*, 3th* in someone else's post. You'll see that if you read it rolleyes
Since you haven't actually quoted it, I've gone and added some asterisks*** just to be absolutely sure.
Quote by westerross
Not native English, but shouldn`t it be 1st, 2nd and 3rd? Sssshurly a mishhhtake...
Sorry FB, but couldn`t resist...
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/59899.html

rotflmao I should keep going 'round if I was you! :rotflmao: Nice try though.
I think every time there's a false or inaccurate accusation Frecks should get a credit - say quarter or half a point.
Like if someone questions whether something you've put is actually a word, as in Scrabble?
Well Bev.
I've looked in the OED (Oxford English Dictionary )
I've done a wordsearch on there and cannot, for the life of me find the following word.
Quote by freckledbird
Well Sarge are you ready?
Got up at 730am, got bathed and dressed, took my dog to the vets for a checkup before she goes in kennels for the weekend (NE munch here we come!)
9am phoned and made appointment for son at orthodontist because his brace is broken and he goes on holiday to Spain tomorrow with my parents (NE munch here we come!)
930am went out for a bacon egg sausage and tomato sandwich then went shopping for clothes (NE munch here we come!)
and got holiday money for kids (NE munch here we come!)
130pm got home, dressed up to show clothes to Chris, took them off, put stockings and high heels on, had a shag on the stairs :twisted:
Logged on here at various points today
430pm went to orthodontist with son, shopped for food, came home, cooked and ate tea, packed kids' bags (NE munch here we come!)
Watched television a bit then logged on here again lol

Does that make it 6 now?
* /Marcuso makes a mental note to hide from FB next time he sees her
dunno bolt
Perhaps you'd like to read this one Marcuso:
Quote by freckledbird
Perhaps you'd like to read this one Marcuso:

OOps. Sorry Bev redface
I only looked in the OED
:doh:
bump
Before you get excited..... these spelling mistakes DON'T count, although they are from a bonafide FB posting... really... just click the link! and check the newbie FB's first ever post. ( am I stooping too low FB???) lol
Quote by freckledbird
Hi M,
we'd love to come to this, was wondering if we have to book a room as we are close by and would probably travel home. What time will the party start and finish and is there an extended bar foir residents/guests?
Bev and Chris
xx
ps thanks for a lovely night at your party th June, was great to put faces to names biggrin

http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewpost/81017.html#81017
Quote by postie
Before you get excited..... these spelling mistakes DON'T count, although they are from a bonafide FB posting... really... just click the link! and check the newbie FB's first ever post. ( am I stooping too low FB???) lol
Hi M,
we'd love to come to this, was wondering if we have to book a room as we are close by and would probably travel home. What time will the party start and finish and is there an extended bar foir residents/guests?
Bev and Chris
xx
ps thanks for a lovely night at your party th June, was great to put faces to names biggrin

http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewpost/81017.html#81017
OMG Postie.
That seems a bloody lifetime ago now.......lol
Quote by simoncomesaround
Not native English, but shouldn`t it be 1st, 2nd and 3rd? Sssshurly a mishhhtake...
Sorry FB, but couldn`t resist...

But you've used the wrong apostrope.
Quote by Marcuso
Before you get excited..... these spelling mistakes DON'T count, although they are from a bonafide FB posting... really... just click the link! and check the newbie FB's first ever post. ( am I stooping too low FB???) lol
Hi M,
we'd love to come to this, was wondering if we have to book a room as we are close by and would probably travel home. What time will the party start and finish and is there an extended bar foir residents/guests?
Bev and Chris
xx
ps thanks for a lovely night at your party th June, was great to put faces to names biggrin

http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewpost/81017.html#81017
OMG Postie.
That seems a bloody lifetime ago now.......lol
Bloody hell, blast from the past :lol:
Postie, are you bored or what? New signature too? Are you that determined for me to go to a club? :lol: Jeez*, you only had to ask nicely rolleyes :lol:
Quote by freckledbird
Before you get excited..... these spelling mistakes DON'T count, although they are from a bonafide FB posting... really... just click the link! and check the newbie FB's first ever post. ( am I stooping too low FB???) lol
Hi M,
we'd love to come to this, was wondering if we have to book a room as we are close by and would probably travel home. What time will the party start and finish and is there an extended bar foir residents/guests?
Bev and Chris
xx
ps thanks for a lovely night at your party th June, was great to put faces to names biggrin

http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewpost/81017.html#81017
OMG Postie.
That seems a bloody lifetime ago now.......lol
Bloody hell, blast from the past :lol:
Postie, are you bored or what? New signature too? Are you that determined for me to go to a club? :lol: Jeez*, you only had to ask nicely rolleyes :lol:
Where would be the fun in that??? ( and i believe i spent about half an hour telling you at blue's party that you have nothing to worry about...and asking nicely!) Tch!
And wasn't bored, was looking for something and just happened across it..... honest!
Just in case anyone is missing FB tangling herself in knots and tripping into mistake number 6 ... here it is....
Quote by freckledbird
That might explain the new nickname ...Pistie lol

shut it ......fuckledbird..... :lol:
:lol: :lol: make me :lol: :lol:
OK..... You misspelled Postie! 6 !
Nooooooooooooooo* that was deliberate :shock: OOOOO* you git :lol:
from here:
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic.php?p=580430#580430
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Perhaps you should also tell them that it was entrapment as noted by Dawn Mids!!!
And a mods decision is final after all!
C x
Quote by Calista
Perhaps you should also tell them that it was entrapment as noted by Dawn Mids!!!
And a mods decision is final after all!
C x

Until the Sarge over rules Dawn... nerrrr ( come on Sarge, It's like a coven ganging up on me here) .....
bolt