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Quote by RedHot
MORE worried about Richard's knees though.

lol :lol: :lol: Didn't you see him the following morning? He got chucked out of the restaurant for having bare feet :shock: :giggle:
If you thought he looked bad the night before . . . . next morning was - ahem - not a pretty sight :P
MISSED that sight! Would have been fun though. Mind you, Mal spent a long time with him that night (in the lounge) telling him about swinging. Must have had his eyes and ears on stalks by that time. He told Mal I was 'horrible' to him. :shock: :shock: I think I was fair given that he was a loud-mouthed twat.
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Quote by Jags
He told Mal I was 'horrible' to him. :shock: :shock:

*Horrible* confused: I though you were rather fair given that none of us could get a drink because of his twatty antics . . . . . and incase you're interested he had hairy toes and manky toe nails :!: EEUUUWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!! :scared: :lol2:
Quote by RedHot
He told Mal I was 'horrible' to him. :shock: :shock:

*Horrible* confused: I though you were rather fair given that none of us could get a drink because of his twatty antics . . . . . and incase you're interested he had hairy toes and manky toe nails :!: EEUUUWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!! :scared: :lol2:
I didn't need to know those facts, thanks! :shock: :shock: He didn't get manky toes from kneeling in front of me and saying sorry - twice!!
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :jagsatwork:
Honestly ladies, stop putting the rest of the Mods/OPs/Admin to shame rolleyes
You should behave yourself in public, just like Minx did :giggle:
Yeah sorry about that Dawn redface surprisedops:
Hairy Toes and mangy nails??? :shock:
I'll pass on sharing the jaquzzi and stick to the seating with a bottle of wine and a straw! lol

Is anyone going to see any fireworks tonight?
Quote by Sarah
Is anyone going to see any fireworks tonight?

Im taking the kids to Blackheath to see the fireworks, my dads taking us in his car cause he loves them too and its a big site so you drive in and watch them from your car. Great advantage seeing as its going to be very cold tonight.
Louise xx
Quote by Sarah
Is anyone going to see any fireworks tonight?

I shall be watching both the Fireworks and youir post wink
Phredd
We're not watching any fireworks - going out for an Italian (meal!) biggrin
Quote by Darkfire
pulls up a comfy seat at the fireside, Tempranillo & cheese on crackers , i'm having a mellow evening lol

Fancy a long meaningful conversation about life the universe and everything, or shall I just give you a scratch behind your ears?
Wanders in wondering what these mellow conversations are...............
Gets a drink ready
lol
Quote by Stormwalker
Fancy a long meaningful conversation about life the universe and everything, or shall I just give you a scratch behind your ears?

both sound good, actually biggrin
...We're not doing fireworks, daughter's too poorly to go out so she's half heartedly watching them out the window, the dog's terrified and cowering under my desk, and I'm contemplating nipping out to the shop for more wine lol
mellow conversation - anything but politics :lol:
in edit, as it happens I'm in full on mellow mood, the best thing now would be a real fire, good company, thick fluffy socks and ...to demonstrate just how mellow, something like Eva Cassidy in the background.
I reckon i've been doped :shock: :lol:
Quote by Darkfire
in edit, as it happens I'm in full on mellow mood, the best thing now would be a real fire, good company, thick fluffy socks and ...to demonstrate just how mellow, something like Eva Cassidy in the background.
I reckon i've been doped :shock: lol

'kin ell DF :shock: You're scaring me now :shock:
not going to see any fireworks just gonna go out for a drink with mam and dad for a couple of hours later then back home, pj's on, voddy in hand and snuggle up in the warmth on the couch with the fire blazing, its feckin freezing.
Earthy xx
Quote by earthchild
, voddy in hand and snuggle up
Earthy xx

Does voddy know about this??? :shock: lol
Quote by Dawnie
Honestly ladies, stop putting the rest of the Mods/OPs/Admin to shame rolleyes
You should behave yourself in public, just like Minx did :giggle:

:dry: flipa :flipa: :flipa: :smoke:
Quote by BiWelshMinx
Honestly ladies, stop putting the rest of the Mods/OPs/Admin to shame rolleyes
You should behave yourself in public, just like Minx did :giggle:

:dry: flipa :flipa: :flipa: :smoke:
innocent :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :whistling:
Quote by Jags
Honestly ladies, stop putting the rest of the Mods/OPs/Admin to shame rolleyes
You should behave yourself in public, just like Minx did :giggle:

:dry: flipa :flipa: :flipa: :smoke:
innocent :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :whistling:
What's so funny Fluffykins?? poke
bolt
You can't run away fast enough!!
:twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
smackbottom :smitten:
As if I wouldever run from you Jags ?? :rose: ;)
Quote by BiWelshMinx
As if I would ever run from you Jags ?? :rose: ;)

At least not with her knickers at her ankles....................
like Minxy would ever wear pants!!
:twisted:
Ooowww - just in time for a quick peep up the Lairdy kilt :twisted:
Quote by PoloLady
Ooowww - just in time for a quick peep up the Lairdy kilt :twisted:

I'll sit down and you can take your time shall I??
Feel free to stick your tongue out at me when I get comfy.........
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Quote by the_Laird
Feel free to slide your tongue over me when I get comfy.........
wink

Are you comfy yet biggrin
Quote by Jags
Honestly ladies, stop putting the rest of the Mods/OPs/Admin to shame rolleyes
You should behave yourself in public, just like Minx did :giggle:

:dry: flipa :flipa: :flipa: :smoke:
innocent :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :whistling:
I have a feeling there is something the rest of us are missing out on.............
Someone needs to tell us :P :shock: lol
Quote by Sarah
I have a feeling there is something the rest of us are missing out on.............
Someone needs to tell us :P :shock: lol

Well Sarah, pull up a chair and get a drink ....
The story (and it is all very, very true) is that..........
well ......................
erm..............................
umm ....................
...... I think someone else can probably tell it better than me wink
Quote by Naughty Wigan Couple

I have a feeling there is something the rest of us are missing out on.............
Someone needs to tell us :P :shock: lol

Well Sarah, pull up a chair and get a drink ....
The story (and it is all very, very true) is that..........Jags got drunk
well ......................MRNWC stayed sober
erm..............................Admin are all hunks
umm ....................Most of you had headaches the next morning
...... I think someone else can probably tell it better than me wink
Quote by Sarah

I have a feeling there is something the rest of us are missing out on.............
Someone needs to tell us :P :shock: lol

Well Sarah, pull up a chair and get a drink ....
The story (and it is all very, very true) is that..........Jags got drunk
well ......................MRNWC stayed sober
erm..............................Admin are all hunks
umm ....................Most of you had headaches the next morning except Jags who was all bright and breezy
...... I think someone else can probably tell it better than me wink
:shock: :shock: :shock:
(and the biggest secret of them all, is that Jags is really a rotweiller, but dont tell anyone, or she may get very embarrased)
:wink:
I thought something else wast the biggest secret
lol
fluffyness indeed, what is this site coming to? :shock: