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Hi all, ok, in ten minutes time the world is going to end, you are stood in a time machine, hence you can get any where in the world you wish to, 8) .
What (or who) would be the last thing you would do lol .
ps, I know its traditionally a two minute warning but hey, what the heck.
PoshnBecks
Well, since it's a time machine I don't really have to think about the last thing I'm going to do, because I'm not going to die when the world ends... I've got a time machine
:doh: Have sex with Fred 10 times of course!! rotflmao
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Wilma
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What are we going to do with the other 8 minutes? confused :? :? :? :? :? :?
Watch one episode of EastEnders that should get me depressed enough to want to die !!!!
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Watch one episode of EastEnders that should get me depressed enough to want to die !!!!

A whole episode - you hero!
For me Eastenders goes something like this:
Dum di dum di dum dum CLICK!...................................
Fred
If I had a time machine I'd go back in time to Sarah Michelle Gellar's audition for Buffy, I'd get the part instead and then I could spend my days snogging David Boreanaz (the guy that plays Angel)..... lol
Mine would be:-
1) Climb in time machine
2) Transport to Misschief
3) Hug for 9mins
4) Get back into machine
5) Go back 9mins
6) return to step 2
Oh, come on ! What else did you expect me to say - you all know how soppy I am !
Carpathian
Tecnicaly speaking....
The time machine only moves in time not in actual space, so where you are now is where you will be whenever you choose the date. I would think it was very difficult to be anywhere without deep considerations? I would like to go to the time when body parts and the likes were handed out before we were born. I was at the back of the queue SO many times...I thought when they shouted pricks, they were insulting people and not handing them out. Like oliver, I dared not ask for more, just got the dregs.....
sniffle, sniffle......!
That's all very well Rocky, but if I go back in time by 18 months then I am in someone elses bloody house.
How do you think they will feel me just popping up in their study typing away or worse still in their bed trying to shag Fred. mmmm actually now there is a thought, wouldn't that just break the ice! Picture the scene, your there in the throws of passion fantasising about a foursome and hey ho, presto here we are!!!!
I wonder what the owners before them were like...........let me see..........how many years ago was that?
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Wilma
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