Testing products PROPERLY

16 Jul 2011

How would you test those products you see advertised with stupid promises.
My favourite - Firming and toning moisturisers - test them on gentlemen's joy-sacks and see if it take the wrinkles out - THEN I'd be impressed. (Still wouldn't buy it - it's too expensive).
Over to you.

16 Jul 2011

Would love to make the managing directors/head blokey/woman in what ever form of ................
I Cant believe its not butter
Utterly Butterly
Tastes like butter
Any other marg claiming a butter taste
Make them do the old Pepsi coke challenge scenario with another REAL butter then tell them at the conclusion "Fuck off you thick cunts see I told you tastes fuck all like butter"
Results a foregone conclusion so no debate there lol

16 Jul 2011

Perhaps we should get someones Nan who bought a video recorder in the 80's and one Scotch tape. Use a capture card to upload the image from the tape to see if it really did
"Re-record not fade away, Re-record not fade away"
:lol2:

17 Jul 2011

id be happy to test all the worlds super cars properly :twisted:
and i know that testing sex aids is big business :twisted:

17 Jul 2011

The adverts that make me laugh are the ones for mascara or hair products, when you read the small print it tells you that so-and-so`s lashes were enhanced with falsies and the hair was enhanced with extensions :doh:
So these products must be fabulous and well worth it :eeek: