I've laughed so hard at times my testicles now glow in the dark, I've learned a great deal of things, not just about people but about posting in general (note to self : Keep all artexing references private from now on), I've spent the entire time in a state of semi/permanent arousal as I keep getting distracted by profiles, the glorious words they contain and the outstanding pictures within. I get a delighted tingle of excitement when I get an email from some lovely soul welcoming us or just chatting about something, or being downright naughty.
The worrying thing for me is posting something new. I always worry that people just won't get the absolute tosh I usually write and end up taking offence and give me the dreaded roly eyes >>>
Is it me or should we replace roly eyes with "I don't like you, I don't want your fetid, cantankerous breath anywhere near my good presence. Begone imbecile and trouble me no more with your bafflingly inane warblings. I have had better conversations with a Black and Decker workmate and would no doubt enjoy better and more fulfilling sex with an impotent hairbrush."
But I digress, as usual.
What this post is about is to say thank you to everyone who has posted on my threads, chatted to me in the rooms, at least tried to understand what gibberish I post without resorting to sending a PM with "'ere, you right be up your own arse ain't ya?" and sent me emails of such unerringly loveliness that if I was mad, single and had the rutting capacity of a hoard of stallions, I would marry you all in an instant. Think of the presents that you'd get from fellow SH's for that memorable day... It would make a Playboy Bunny blush.
I won't embarrass folk by giving a roll-call of the delicious & sublime, but you know who you are and thanks for making joining and posting, what in my mind had been built up into an event of such bladder weakening importance, an absolute blast.
I may get confused by ceilings and knickers, men in latex & women in leather, the sex of a member or two and be particularly useless on the quiz but I make all these mistakes in total honesty with nothing to defend me but my own ignorance and honesty(edit: And crap repetition) and I hope in time to eliminate such schoolboy errors... If I have not alienated everyone on SH by that point...
And remember all you out there who haven't said hello... A stranger is just someone who hasn't had the chance to bore you senseless yet so chat to me and I'll do it for you.
Take care lovely forumites, and the barmpot ones too.
Mr and Mrs Res
you! 
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