Sex God
didnt take long for searcher to pop in , but we missed him , lol seems 405 has a certain appeal to him
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Thank you DreamerHelen for the Mids Munch
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Sex God
was a case of get back on the horse that though u !!!! but i couldnt do it 4 long? 
ops: :oops: :oops:
ill be back!
ops: :oops: :oops: ill be back!
Sex God
Quote by sercher01
was a case of get back on the horse that though u !!!! but i couldnt do it 4 long?
ill be back!
Tuesday nights are my horse riding nights.
Does this mean you are coming too????????
If so see you at !
Sex God
take it from me , keep away from horses, they are very moody at the moment
Sex God
errrrrr! i used 2 teach hun!
want a lesson
:shock:
want a lesson
:shock: Sex God
erm well first thanks for calling me hun, sweeite , deep voice this is staggy, its not the falling off or staying on i have a problem with its feeding the herd , taking two bags of pasture mix in amongst the nutters each day then being knocked from pillar to post as i attempt to pour it into the feed trays , hence the blackeye, or sunglasses which ever you saw at the munch........the horses live out , they are big tough psycho cobs that dont like the stables, or men in cowboy hats for that matter.
Sex God
Quote by wild rose and the stag
erm well first thanks for calling me hun, sweeite , deep voice this is staggy, its not the falling off or staying on i have a problem with its feeding the herd , taking two bags of pasture mix in amongst the nutters each day then being knocked from pillar to post as i attempt to pour it into the feed trays , hence the blackeye, or sunglasses which ever you saw at the munch........the horses live out , they are big tough psycho cobs that dont like the stables, or men in cowboy hats for that matter.
not u!
how the eye? 8-)
oh! best part of my life workin with horses all over the world m8 ? :wink:
Sex God
Darkfire! :shock: you are atracted to horses? :shock: :shock: ops: you need to meet the stallion, quite a looker
is this a hijack , must stop it before its too late
Sex God
Quote by Darkfire
omg - i know where i'll be tonight!
On the floor, Pissed again i imagine
Sex God
Quote by meat2pleaseu
omg - i know where i'll be tonight!
On the floor, Pissed again i imagine
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove:no change there then meaty m8 :lol:
Quote by sercher01
Sod Off Tune, I was only about 3 feet away and didn't get a go :upset:
get in the queue
Damn fine view though :smitten:
i was the one who was lickin stockin tops
ops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: room 405 im troumatised :shock: :shock: :shock:
pmsl, I'd forgotten about that! Thanks sercher, you're a true gent
And Meaty... all you had to do was ask ;)
I'm definitely up for Room 405 : Round 2.
Nottingham, anyone? :D
x
Sex God
thank you hun twas an offer i could not refuse
Quote by makingcocoa
Sod Off Tune, I was only about 3 feet away and didn't get a go :upset:
get in the queue
Damn fine view though :smitten:
i was the one who was lickin stockin tops
ops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: room 405 im troumatised :shock: :shock: :shock:
pmsl, I'd forgotten about that! Thanks sercher, you're a true gent
And Meaty... all you had to do was ask ;)
I'm definitely up for Room 405 : Round 2.
Nottingham, anyone? :D
x
I'm in
anyone else? :twisted:
i propose a competition :lol: ..... (runs off to pm some ideas to the ladies
) 
Orgasminator
Quote by couplefunukAnd I'm sure there was supposed to be a ''BIG THANK YOU TO HELEN and everyone else who was so lovely to us on our first munch'' in there somewhere
Please dont take me back to school time taunts - it's JP not PJ!!! :taz:
Plus i hate feeling like part of that idiot combo on telly.
I worked with a Duncan once...
Still love you all tho
(PS anyone know where to get cheap monitors from? Mines just got a horrible tinge of blue that wont go away!)
men! Honestly!!! 
Sex God
i had a great time, and for anyone who wondered... i dont ALWAYS make him rub my feet........ only wen i have been dancing in 6 inch heels lol
Quote by dambuster
This was to be a PM to DreamerHelen, but I decided to do it public.
I would like to offer my most humble and sincere apologies to you, personally Helen; and extend them to anyone who was offended, upset or even just slightly miffed by behaviour, attitude or demeanour.
I am a Munch Whore.
I don't actually drink a lot (frequency) - but when I do, I get drunk. Very drunk.
I can be an arse.
I thought you were just being charming actually
But since you WERE very drunk, does this mean that the things you said to me at the bar were for real, or not? (cut to Dammie frantically scratching his head and trying to remember what he said) :doh:
:lol2:
Quote by Fallen Angel
But since you WERE very drunk, does this mean that the things you said to me at the bar were for real, or not? (cut to Dammie frantically scratching his head and trying to remember what he said) :doh:
:lol2:
I just hope what ever it was, it was nice.
Or extremely filthy :twisted:
Phew!!!
That was a bit of a recovery
:? :? Hangover from hell or what :? :? :?
What a night tho!!! Massive thank you to Helen for organising, you done us proud there girl
Great big thank you to Kaz for the badges, superb, was good to see you again!
Room 405 - well what can I say about that rabble :lol2: Actually it was a room full of people that I was dying to meet. Darkfire, Fallen Angel, Minxy, Makingcocoa, you're all utterly gorgeous - shot away, but gorgeous all the same :lol2: Yeh yeh yeh, and you M2PU :lol2: lovely bloke, although you were completely wrong :undecided: nothing like my superhero Beaker!!!!! Gutted, I was gutted!!!
Another wrong couple - Happy Cats :shock: Where were the grumpy sods I was expecting? :shock: Was brilliant to meet you both - bit of an understatement that really, cos the pair of you were brilliant company, not to mention one hell of a good looking couple
assionkiss:
EdinBBW - the first person I said hello to on arrival :passionkiss: Was still all nervous and shakey at the time - but was so good to meet you in person. And boy are you beautiful! ....... beautiful and magnificent in fact!! :bounce: With an accent to die for :kiss:
Niceguysdoexist!!!!!!! Talk about thrilled to meet you!!!! It's been far too long and I hope it's nowhere near as long the next time around You're exactly like you are on here :passionkiss:
MikeNorth, Drifter - although great to see you, didn't get nearly long enough to natter to either of you
Next time 8-) :bounce:
The gorgeous Dawnie :passionkiss: every time I see you, you just floor me!!! Perhaps one day, I might get to see you not looking totally radiant
doubt it, but I live in hope :lol2:
Steph - at last :kiss: was lovely to meet you. Thank you so much for the massage oil 8-) We've got a weekend at home this weekend, so gonna put that to good use 8-) Once we finish arguing about who's massaging and who's receiving :undecided: I keep having to go upstairs and sniff the bottle :shock: It's bluddy lovely stuff. And you're a bluddy lovely girl, in both outfits! :twisted:
BiguyNotts, was good to meet you - not really interracted with you on the forums, so was really nice
WBB :passionkiss: Thank you for me new wipe :roll: I can now go out and clean a few more doggers to death if they scare me :undecided: Look forward to catching up with you and MrTonguey again :kiss:
Calista and Morbius - would never have recognised Morbius!!!! Was good to see you both, thank you for entertaining me in the loos Calista :lol: with yer tales of the week before at Kaz's!!!! Pah to sober!!!!
OMG nearly forgot ........ wishful bluddy thinking :? My biggest apology goes to OnlyMe :? Chucking my drink all over you Was so busy yapping to you, went to put my drink down on what looked like a beer mat, out the corner of my eye, rather than a set of batteries :? So good to meet you at last. People that have met you before were not wrong, you're just lovely :kiss: - will say hi when I next see you in the shops :shock:
Talking of batteries .......... Kat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You told me to listen to it!!!!!! How was I to know it was a bluddy vibrating massager!!!! I thought it was a phone or something (in me drunken state :? ), chatting away I was!! Thought I just couldn't hear em cos the music was loud!!! See you and your gorgeous wife soon :kiss:
Music ........ AlexDJ :passionkiss: bluddy superb!!!!! What more can I say, you made a cracking night ten times better :kiss:
Corrie - we just didn't get long enough together :( Roll on the next do and we will catch up properly :happy:
Suze and Bartdutch (try reading that name when half cut!! :undecided: ) - sorry I spent so long reading yer chest Bart :lol2: the letters kept switching :undecided: was lovely to put faces to names :kiss:
Tanina and Stuart - Seen you before at munches, but we had never actually met!!! Greeted each other like old friends, even tho we didn't have a clue who we were talking to :lol2: lovely bubbly couple the pair of you :kiss:
Oh I know I've missed people off - Pheonix for example, just remembered, sorry I screamed at you - didn't know you were going :lol: :kiss:
Sorry to people I've missed, hate this bit because of that - normally the people that I spent most of the night with :undecided: ............
Like, my partner Davidmad4it for example :eeek: Sorry hunny :rotflmao: Thank you for a wonderful weekend, thank you for putting up with me keep belting off here there and everywhere, and thank you for fishing me out the loos when I was in deep conversation :? :passionkiss: :passionkiss: :passionkiss:
Once again thank you Helen - massive Thank You for a superb night, a superb location and bringing together superb company :passionkiss: :passionkiss: :passionkiss:
That was a bit of a recovery
:? :? Hangover from hell or what :? :? :? What a night tho!!! Massive thank you to Helen for organising, you done us proud there girl
Great big thank you to Kaz for the badges, superb, was good to see you again!
Room 405 - well what can I say about that rabble :lol2: Actually it was a room full of people that I was dying to meet. Darkfire, Fallen Angel, Minxy, Makingcocoa, you're all utterly gorgeous - shot away, but gorgeous all the same :lol2: Yeh yeh yeh, and you M2PU
:lol2: lovely bloke, although you were completely wrong :undecided: nothing like my superhero Beaker!!!!! Gutted, I was gutted!!! Another wrong couple - Happy Cats :shock: Where were the grumpy sods I was expecting? :shock: Was brilliant to meet you both - bit of an understatement that really, cos the pair of you were brilliant company, not to mention one hell of a good looking couple
assionkiss:EdinBBW - the first person I said hello to on arrival :passionkiss: Was still all nervous and shakey at the time - but was so good to meet you in person. And boy are you beautiful! ....... beautiful and magnificent in fact!! :bounce: With an accent to die for :kiss:
Niceguysdoexist!!!!!!! Talk about thrilled to meet you!!!! It's been far too long and I hope it's nowhere near as long the next time around
You're exactly like you are on here :passionkiss:MikeNorth, Drifter - although great to see you, didn't get nearly long enough to natter to either of you
Next time 8-) :bounce:The gorgeous Dawnie :passionkiss: every time I see you, you just floor me!!! Perhaps one day, I might get to see you not looking totally radiant
doubt it, but I live in hope :lol2:Steph - at last :kiss: was lovely to meet you. Thank you so much for the massage oil 8-) We've got a weekend at home this weekend, so gonna put that to good use 8-) Once we finish arguing about who's massaging and who's receiving :undecided: I keep having to go upstairs and sniff the bottle :shock: It's bluddy lovely stuff. And you're a bluddy lovely girl, in both outfits! :twisted:
BiguyNotts, was good to meet you - not really interracted with you on the forums, so was really nice
WBB :passionkiss: Thank you for me new wipe :roll: I can now go out and clean a few more doggers to death if they scare me :undecided: Look forward to catching up with you and MrTonguey again :kiss:
Calista and Morbius - would never have recognised Morbius!!!! Was good to see you both, thank you for entertaining me in the loos Calista :lol: with yer tales of the week before at Kaz's!!!! Pah to sober!!!!
OMG nearly forgot ........ wishful bluddy thinking :? My biggest apology goes to OnlyMe :? Chucking my drink all over you
Was so busy yapping to you, went to put my drink down on what looked like a beer mat, out the corner of my eye, rather than a set of batteries :? So good to meet you at last. People that have met you before were not wrong, you're just lovely :kiss: - will say hi when I next see you in the shops :shock:Talking of batteries .......... Kat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You told me to listen to it!!!!!! How was I to know it was a bluddy vibrating massager!!!! I thought it was a phone or something (in me drunken state :? ), chatting away I was!! Thought I just couldn't hear em cos the music was loud!!! See you and your gorgeous wife soon :kiss:
Music ........ AlexDJ :passionkiss: bluddy superb!!!!! What more can I say, you made a cracking night ten times better :kiss:
Corrie - we just didn't get long enough together :( Roll on the next do and we will catch up properly :happy:
Suze and Bartdutch (try reading that name when half cut!! :undecided: ) - sorry I spent so long reading yer chest Bart :lol2: the letters kept switching :undecided: was lovely to put faces to names :kiss:
Tanina and Stuart - Seen you before at munches, but we had never actually met!!! Greeted each other like old friends, even tho we didn't have a clue who we were talking to :lol2: lovely bubbly couple the pair of you :kiss:
Oh I know I've missed people off - Pheonix for example, just remembered, sorry I screamed at you - didn't know you were going :lol: :kiss:
Sorry to people I've missed, hate this bit because of that - normally the people that I spent most of the night with :undecided: ............
Like, my partner Davidmad4it for example :eeek: Sorry hunny :rotflmao: Thank you for a wonderful weekend, thank you for putting up with me keep belting off here there and everywhere, and thank you for fishing me out the loos when I was in deep conversation :? :passionkiss: :passionkiss: :passionkiss:
Once again thank you Helen - massive Thank You for a superb night, a superb location and bringing together superb company :passionkiss: :passionkiss: :passionkiss:
Sex God
Quote by Missy
Another wrong couple - Happy Cats :shock: Where were the grumpy sods I was expecting? :shock: Was brilliant to meet you both - bit of an understatement that really, cos the pair of you were brilliant company, not to mention one hell of a good looking couple
Did you forget your contacts Missy?
Mrs HC was lovely but MCB? as soon as i saw him i thought of a certain Big Brother cat!
Quote by meat2pleaseu
Another wrong couple - Happy Cats :shock: Where were the grumpy sods I was expecting? :shock: Was brilliant to meet you both - bit of an understatement that really, cos the pair of you were brilliant company, not to mention one hell of a good looking couple
Did you forget your contacts Missy?
Mrs HC was lovely but MCB? as soon as i saw him i thought of a certain Big Brother cat!
OMG
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:OMG :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
First glance then, my reaction was :eeek: he's gonna kill you for posting his pic without permission!!!!!
Oh no, can't stop laughing now :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Although the unfunny bit was that I thought and said how gorgeously handsome he was!!!!! :undecided: Mrs Happy Cats, stunning ....... Mr HC .......... :uhoh:
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Orgasminator
Quote by Missy
Another wrong couple - Happy Cats :shock: Where were the grumpy sods I was expecting? :shock: Was brilliant to meet you both - bit of an understatement that really, cos the pair of you were brilliant company, not to mention one hell of a good looking couple
Did you forget your contacts Missy?
Mrs HC was lovely but MCB? as soon as i saw him i thought of a certain Big Brother cat!
OMG
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:OMG :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
First glance then, my reaction was :eeek: he's gonna kill you for posting his pic without permission!!!!!
Oh no, can't stop laughing now :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Although the unfunny bit was that I thought and said how gorgeously handsome him and MrsHappy Cats were!!!!! :undecided:
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
That looks nothing like MCB - his 'tache is far less luxuriant than that of the Member for Bethnal Green & Bow (who once addressed me as 'comrade' :shock: ).
Sex God
Quote by Deviated Prevert
Another wrong couple - Happy Cats :shock: Where were the grumpy sods I was expecting? :shock: Was brilliant to meet you both - bit of an understatement that really, cos the pair of you were brilliant company, not to mention one hell of a good looking couple
Did you forget your contacts Missy?
Mrs HC was lovely but MCB? as soon as i saw him i thought of a certain Big Brother cat!
OMG
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:OMG :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
First glance then, my reaction was :eeek: he's gonna kill you for posting his pic without permission!!!!!
Oh no, can't stop laughing now :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Although the unfunny bit was that I thought and said how gorgeously handsome him and MrsHappy Cats were!!!!! :undecided:
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
That looks nothing like MCB - his 'tache is far less luxuriant than that of the Member for Bethnal Green & Bow (who once addressed me as 'comrade' :shock: ).
i get your point DP, So he looks like GG but his moustache is more.......
Sex God
Quote by Missy
WBB
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: Classic... well done WBB :thumbup:
Quote by meat2pleaseu
Another wrong couple - Happy Cats :shock: Where were the grumpy sods I was expecting? :shock: Was brilliant to meet you both - bit of an understatement that really, cos the pair of you were brilliant company, not to mention one hell of a good looking couple
Did you forget your contacts Missy?
Mrs HC was lovely but MCB? as soon as i saw him i thought of a certain Big Brother cat!
:eeek: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Meaty, I never thought I'd say these words to you, but that's genius.
Haven't laughed so much in ages :lol2: :lol2:
Bloody gutted I couldn't make it
Roll on NW next month :happy: Quote by meat2pleaseu
i get your point DP, So he looks like GG but his moustache is more.......
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: Oh you gotta stop!!!! I gotta get to sleep in a min!!! :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Don't you listen to him HC :therethere: you're just gorgeous
In a George Blakey kind of way :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Quote by Missy
The gorgeous Dawnie
Its the alcohol Missy, honest, just makes me smile all the time
Quote by meat2pleaseu
Did you forget your contacts Missy?
Mrs HC was lovely but MCB? as soon as i saw him i thought of a certain Big Brother cat!
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao::rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Thats fantastic, I'm in tears of laughter. Excellent meaty :lol2:
This must be the record late post for a post munch thankyou but in my defence.........
I was visited by the hard disk fairy. My harddrive had to come out ....I left it under my pillow but I never got the money for a new one and....ahhh well thats another story.
anyway my ability to restore my pc to rude health was severly constrained by my own well being as I was struck down insideously ill by the the most hideous of supeman flu's which has only just seen me back on my feet( as opposed to any dance partners feet I may have compromised at the munch for which I humbly apologise ).
Ok so thats why I am late with this post but I still wanted to publicly state my thanks to Helen and Voddy and whoever else was involved in organising the munch i.e. the badge makers the dj(ahh I even knew the words to lot of those songs ) etc It was good to see you had recovered sufficiently to attend Helen and may I say the evening was fantastic success as far as I was concerned
To the lovely and lively people I met thank you for making my first nerve wracking munch a delightfully easy and enjoyable experience .
I shall refrain from mentioning all I met as the list would be massive and there were many who I was too nervous to get as close to their name badge as I needed to allow me to read it for fear of getting thumped for ogling their breasts:shock.( especially if they were men :
I cannot go without mentioning a few though . My nerves grew as I stood outside the venue and wondered should I go in ....then I thought of Missy who had rearranged her plans at my behest and I thought ....she'll F***ing kill me if I dont attend . So caught between a rock and a hard place I went in and Missy is every bit as funny and as warm a human being as she appears on here. Missy you have a fabulous personality to go with your fabulous looks and I was delighted to see you have a good man looking out for you now. Thanks for the beers you two.
Wrats a couple made for each other but ditch the sunglasses next time ! Black eyes have so much more street cred
.. You two were good company and it was good to meet Deano too ...
Oh and Wrats thanks for dragging me on the dance floor I had a wonderful time dancing with a lovely lady ...she knows who she is.
Minxy youre a gorgeous lady ....I have to say you are the lovliest pissed as a fart person I have ever come across. It was great to see someone having so much fun.
The rest of you I was just in awe of; all those names I see on here and think I'm not worthy, what a great bunch of people and whats more who know how to enjoy themselves without the slightest hint of trouble or disharmony.
To those that didnt make it you I am sorry as you missed a wonderful night I hope to meet you sometime in the future. It may have been my first munch but I hope it will not be my last..
Pass the cough medicine I'm off to bed to dream of Missy's smile and Minxies legs ...and Sara's dress and dancing and Rose's eyes and............
:twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
I was visited by the hard disk fairy. My harddrive had to come out ....I left it under my pillow but I never got the money for a new one and....ahhh well thats another story.
anyway my ability to restore my pc to rude health was severly constrained by my own well being as I was struck down insideously ill by the the most hideous of supeman flu's which has only just seen me back on my feet( as opposed to any dance partners feet I may have compromised at the munch for which I humbly apologise
).Ok so thats why I am late with this post but I still wanted to publicly state my thanks to Helen and Voddy and whoever else was involved in organising the munch i.e. the badge makers the dj(ahh I even knew the words to lot of those songs ) etc It was good to see you had recovered sufficiently to attend Helen and may I say the evening was fantastic success as far as I was concerned
To the lovely and lively people I met thank you for making my first nerve wracking munch a delightfully easy and enjoyable experience .
I shall refrain from mentioning all I met as the list would be massive and there were many who I was too nervous to get as close to their name badge as I needed to allow me to read it for fear of getting thumped for ogling their breasts:shock.( especially if they were men :
I cannot go without mentioning a few though . My nerves grew as I stood outside the venue and wondered should I go in ....then I thought of Missy who had rearranged her plans at my behest and I thought ....she'll F***ing kill me if I dont attend . So caught between a rock and a hard place I went in and Missy is every bit as funny and as warm a human being as she appears on here. Missy you have a fabulous personality to go with your fabulous looks and I was delighted to see you have a good man looking out for you now. Thanks for the beers you two.
Wrats a couple made for each other but ditch the sunglasses next time ! Black eyes have so much more street cred
.. You two were good company and it was good to meet Deano too ...Oh and Wrats thanks for dragging me on the dance floor I had a wonderful time dancing with a lovely lady ...she knows who she is.
Minxy youre a gorgeous lady ....I have to say you are the lovliest pissed as a fart person I have ever come across. It was great to see someone having so much fun.
The rest of you I was just in awe of; all those names I see on here and think I'm not worthy, what a great bunch of people and whats more who know how to enjoy themselves without the slightest hint of trouble or disharmony.
To those that didnt make it you I am sorry as you missed a wonderful night I hope to meet you sometime in the future. It may have been my first munch but I hope it will not be my last..
Pass the cough medicine I'm off to bed to dream of Missy's smile and Minxies legs ...and Sara's dress and dancing and Rose's eyes and............
:twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
