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That feeling..........
Sex God
Quote by Clare_Lincs
Go on then i wanna be the killer,its gonna die now :twisted:
Nope........
IT'S ALIVE.....!!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA....
Sex God
Quote by Clare_Lincs
Do you ever get that feeling where you walk into a room and everyone stops talking?? :shock: :uhoh: :uhoh:
2 nights in a row ive come in here and killed off posts :uhoh:
Do I smell????(looking for sniffing armpits smiley!!)Actually don't answer that i'd rather not know
Ever heard the term, 'Atmosphere Vacuum', Clare? :lol2:
DJ Steve Wright used to go on about years ago to describe people who can walk into a room and just kill the atmosphere ... like a human vacuum
... I think there's a mini-atmosphere-vacuum in all of us ... :rascal:
Look on the bright side ... it's probably cos we're all saving it for when we meet you and Steve in person ... then it'll be
and non-stop natter-natter-natter ... 
Quote by Vix
Always wondered mate... hat would happen if someone doesn't stand clear? We've all seen & heard it on telly, but dunno why. Would the charge carry thru and zap me too?
Um yes Vix, that exactly what could happen, and since the zap stops the heart, that would be as they say, not good...
Quote by Clare_Lincs
Do you ever get that feeling where you walk into a room and everyone stops talking?? :shock: :uhoh: :uhoh:
2 nights in a row ive come in here and killed off posts :uhoh:
Do i smell????(looking for sniffing armpits smiley!!)Actually don't answer that i'd rather not know
It must be me Claire 
since I read this post I have (sadly) scrolled back through the pages to the day I joined, so far I have posted 159 times & managed to "kill off" 8 threads! :cry: & may I add not had a single :welcome: (borrows neilinleeds strop!)
I've never had a welcome neither. :cry:
The clock is knackered!
I'm a real thread killer.
WHY CAN'T I GET ANY ACTION? I'm 18 and hung like a donkey. I know all there is to about women. I want a mfffffffff gang bang. I'll leave you all satisfied! Yeah bring it on girlies!
(Seriously none of it's true!)
Someone get the clock fixed.
Someone welcome me.
Someone do something.
Does anyone wanna know how microwaves were discovered?
Or how far a flea could jump if it were the size of the incredible hulk?
YEAH! I KILLED THAT THREAD GOOD! I FEEL LIKE A YANKEE WITH HIS FINGER ON THE TRIGGER!! :twisted:
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The clock is knackered!
I'm a real thread killer.
WHY CAN'T I GET ANY ACTION? I'm 18 and hung like a donkey. I know all there is to about women. I want a mfffffffff gang bang. I'll leave you all satisfied! Yeah bring it on girlies!
(Seriously none of it's true!)
Someone get the clock fixed.
Someone welcome me.
Someone do something.
Does anyone wanna know how microwaves were discovered?
Or how far a flea could jump if it were the size of the incredible hulk?
YEAH! I KILLED THAT THREAD GOOD! I FEEL LIKE A YANKEE WITH HIS FINGER ON THE TRIGGER!! :twisted:
Mod intervention: You need to click here to read this thread
Sex God
well that seems to have finally killed it!
NOT :happy:
NOT :happy:
Sex God
No it hasn't - look It's swimming around the toilet bowl!!
:smackbottom: :smackbottom: Sex God
*easy wanders round discretetly spraying air freshner*
:giggle:
:giggle:
Sex God
Quote by easy
*easy wanders round discretetly spraying air freshner*
:giggle:
Ya great wally, that's not air freshener...
Sex God
well it's definitely dead now eh?
the fly i mean not the thread. or maybe the thread is too and it was me wotdunit all along?
nx x x x
the fly i mean not the thread. or maybe the thread is too and it was me wotdunit all along?
nx x x x
Quote by lilacgem
Do you ever get that feeling where you walk into a room and everyone stops talking?? :shock: :uhoh: :uhoh:
2 nights in a row ive come in here and killed off posts :uhoh:
Do i smell????(looking for sniffing armpits smiley!!)Actually don't answer that i'd rather not know
It must be me Claire since I read this post I have (sadly) scrolled back through the pages to the day I joined, so far I have posted 159 times & managed to "kill off" 8 threads! :cry: & may I add not had a single :welcome: (borrows neilinleeds strop!)
:welcome:
and
Quote by mojobiker
I've never had a welcome neither.
:welcome:
,but who's this Claire person 