Most mums just cant help themselves, they have to mother their little boys.
I stay with my mum about once a month, usually arriving at tea time, she always says -
"when did you last eat"
I will say -
"Lunchtime"
Towit -
"Lord, you must be starving"
I could have said -
" I've just come straight from an 8 course chinese banquet"
And she would say -
"Well you need to keep your strength up, I've done a nice stew"
How does your mum mother you?
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Sex God
Never mind mothers 
Im exactly the same with Dino, couldnt imagine what id be like if i had a son :shock: :shock:
Im exactly the same with Dino, couldnt imagine what id be like if i had a son :shock: :shock: Sex God
Quote by Dave__Notts
Never mind mothers
Some who actually feeds their man??????
I am getting a Dino outfit and getting home before him......eat his tea and run like buggery
Dave_Notts
And id make it a meal to remember
Quote by HornyRed
Never mind mothers
Some who actually feeds their man??????
I am getting a Dino outfit and getting home before him......eat his tea and run like buggery
Dave_Notts
And id make it a meal to remember
Where the feck did I put that Dino outfit
Dave_Notts
Quote by Happy Cats
Most mums just cant help themselves, they have to mother their little boys.
I stay with my mum about once a month, usually arriving at tea time, she always says -
"when did you last eat"
I will say -
"Lunchtime"
Towit -
"Lord, you must be starving"
I could have said -
" I've just come straight from an 8 course chinese banquet"
And she would say -
"Well you need to keep your strength up, I've done a nice stew"
How does your mum mother you?
My Mum's exactly the same, only at the other end of the visit......
Her - "I've made you some sandwiches, crisps, drinks, cakes, cookies etc......"
Me - "I'm fine, I'll have something when I get back"
Her - "But it's a 4 hour journey, take some sandwiches at least"
Me - "But I'm fine, I had lunch an hour ago and I'll probably forget them"
Her - "Just take a drink at least and some cakes"
Me - "Fine, I'll take a drink then"
Thinking I should hire a professional negotiator sometimes
Sex God
I'd eat his tea but I wouldn't run.
Oooooooooooooh no, I'd stay for afters! :rascal: :rascal:
Oooooooooooooh no, I'd stay for afters! :rascal: :rascal:
Sex God
Quote by EagerSlut
I'd eat his tea but I wouldn't run.
Oooooooooooooh no, I'd stay for afters! :rascal: :rascal:
It would need to be good meal to satisfy you :rascal: :rascal: :rascal:
Orgasminator
Must be a mother and Son thing........ I'm the one who does all the cooking/feeding in this house! She can barely be arsed to go shopping.
Sex God
Quote by x-man0223
mine is in florida and left me house
rule was not playing video games on the plasma tc
second dont touch drinks canet
i am totaly wasted having touble typin
and been playing [playstaion all nigh with some friends
busted mate, you're actually a 15 year old schoolboy 