The 40 laybyes Christmas Tour 2004

14 Nov 2004

This Christmas/New Year I'm thinking of going on Tour, the length and breadth of the Realm, purely in the interest of researching laybyes and picnic areas you understand, so as to assess their potential as venues for nefarious activity, and of course in order to meet the masses and press a bit of flesh! :bounce: :bounce:
All nominations for the inclusion of your favourite spot in the Tour will be considered, but you'll need to get in early if you want to avoid disappointment. :shock: :shock: :notes:
If you've already registered your sponsorship of a layby under the "Adopt a layby" scheme, I would of course appreciate a conducted tour of your favourite piece of turf. redface

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Can I suggest you start sprucing up your patch now in preparation for this momentous event? And, er, don't forget to polish your name plaque whilst you're about it!
Ooooooooooh! This could be fun.............................!! lol

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and on IM

14 Nov 2004

We havent got a car so don't indulge in the layby joys of this world,but we have our very own patch of grass outside our house called a garden which your welcome to inspect biggrin

Just ignore the nettles and youll be ok!! redface

14 Nov 2004

Quote by Eagerslut9
researching laybyes and picnic areas you understand, so as to assess their potential as venues for nefarious activity

OK, if marks are to be awarded, say marks out of 10 for each element, what are your test criteria?

14 Nov 2004

Count me in.... if your tour covers the north west, I will show you a truckers layby that I'm sure will score very highly..... never played in a big truck and would like to cool

8-) 8-) 8-) .......
While we're on the subject of trucks.... we were in the said layby the other night. Three truckers were there beeded down for the night but they had all left their back doors open.... WHY? Do their goods need airing or is it a secret sign to creep inside the truck and get shagged? :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

14 Nov 2004

Quote by Clare_Lincs
We havent got a car so don't indulge in the layby joys of this world,but we have our very own patch of grass outside our house called a garden which your welcome to inspect Just ignore the nettles and youll be ok!!

Clare..... you could just adopt grantham station as your patch...... :D :D :D
not that i will be checking up on your activities... lol

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seanxxxxxxxxx

14 Nov 2004

Quote by fabio grooverider
Clare..... you could just adopt grantham station as your patch...... :D :D
not that i will be checking up on your activities... :lol: :lol:
seanxxxxxxxxx

Now thats a good idea :lol: cool

14 Nov 2004

Quote by Clare_Lincs

Clare..... you could just adopt grantham station as your patch...... :D :D
not that i will be checking up on your activities... :lol: :lol:
seanxxxxxxxxx

Now thats a good idea :lol: cool

if you do use the station.... i will need to charge you rent..... smile

:) :)
in an offical capacity. obviously. :D :D hey we need as much money as possible to run the railways......
seanxxxxxxxx

14 Nov 2004

Quote by fabio grooverider

Clare..... you could just adopt grantham station as your patch...... :D :D
not that i will be checking up on your activities... :lol: :lol:
seanxxxxxxxxx

Now thats a good idea :lol: cool

if you do use the station.... i will need to charge you rent..... smile

:) :)
in an offical capacity. obviously. :D :D hey we need as much money as possible to run the railways......
seanxxxxxxxx
Funnily enough when ive been out flashing ive never been charged "rent" before,well not in monetary terms anyway!! :lol:

14 Nov 2004

Gardens with nettles? Railway stations?
redface

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Ooooooooooooooh! I can see this is going to work! Yippeeeeeeeeeee!!
:twisted: lol

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The doors get left open blue hunni to show there's nothing worth nicking (saves getting the curtains slashed). Didn't stop me having my knickers nicked near thieving Maidstone though!! dunno

14 Nov 2004

They leave the doors open so that the light-fingered members of society can see there is nowt to nick. As one said, when I asked the same question: "even if there's nothing in there some of the prats will cut the side covers on this to see what's in there"

14 Nov 2004

Quote by Eagerslut9
The doors get left open blue hunni to show there's nothing worth nicking (saves getting the curtains slashed). Didn't stop me having my knickers nicked near thieving Maidstone though!!

Thanks for that...... good job you said, cos one day I might have taken it as an invite and climbed in redface

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I could adopt a train station as well, though would that be considered greedy?

14 Nov 2004

Quote by bluexxx

The doors get left open blue hunni to show there's nothing worth nicking (saves getting the curtains slashed). Didn't stop me having my knickers nicked near thieving Maidstone though!!

Thanks for that...... good job you said, cos one day I might have taken it as an invite and climbed in redface

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I could adopt a train station as well, though would that be considered greedy?
Hang on are all those blue plaques I see something to do with you? You know the ones on buildings?
lol

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14 Nov 2004

Quote by bluexxx

The doors get left open blue hunni to show there's nothing worth nicking (saves getting the curtains slashed). Didn't stop me having my knickers nicked near thieving Maidstone though!!

Thanks for that...... good job you said, cos one day I might have taken it as an invite and climbed in redface

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I could adopt a train station as well, though would that be considered greedy?
Blue, go with your instinct !!
I don't pull tautliners anymore, but when I did; I thought the rocking was caused by the win or passing traffic. How naive ?!?!
Eager, get a container and bulldog lock.

14 Nov 2004

get thyself to XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX, just outside Whalley...Was walking a dog entirely innocently... wink

... when I happened to spot some cars....it's quite a family picnic area, but after dark I imagine it's a bit more fun...and I've never seen a police car there at all.
This thread is NOT an excuse to give specific locations. The normal site rules still apply!

14 Nov 2004

There's quite a pleasant layby round the corner from my house, if you're interested??? :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :evil2:

16 Nov 2004

Quote by t&t
There's quite a pleasant layby round the corner from my house, if you're interested??? :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :evil2:

That wouldn't be the one where all the tanks are parked by any chance would it?
:twisted: lol

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17 Nov 2004

Seeing as you are travelling the realm of the country I would assume that you including scotland in your trip?
If so then there are plenty of layby's up in aberdeenshire I even got a little place outside aberdeen overlooking the cliffs.
What a view!!

17 Nov 2004

:bounce: OFFICIAL TOUR ANNOUNCEMENT :bounce:
Tour kicks off 29th December 2004 and ends with a massive layby event on 11th January 2005
Venues: Clubs, Arenas, Stadiums, Laybyes and Picnic areas (England Scotland and Wales)
Requests for details should be made to by private email please.
Mod note: This is NOT a soliciting post which should be teleported to LMU ok? This is an official announcement to confirm that the Tour is bloody going to happen!! :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :twisted:
redface

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bolt

17 Nov 2004

Can I book you for 31st - though you might have to fight your way past the tanks ............ :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: : passionkiss

but you have to change your bloody horrible avatar first!!!

17 Nov 2004

Quote by t&t
Can I book you for 31st - though you might have to fight your way past the tanks ............ :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :

but you have to change your bloody horrible avatar first!!!

Aaaaw! I'm planning on checking out a Scottish layby on hogmanay hunni :twisted: :twisted:

17 Nov 2004

Quote by Eagerslut9
Aaaaw! I'm planning on checking out a Scottish layby on hogmanay hunni :twisted: :twisted:

I've got a nice big Scottish erm....................................layby you could visit ES.

17 Nov 2004

Quote by celticq

Aaaaw! I'm planning on checking out a Scottish layby on hogmanay hunni :twisted: :twisted:

I've got a nice big Scottish erm....................................layby you could visit ES.
Yes please!! :bounce: :bounce: kiss

19 Nov 2004

Um, sorry 'cos I know I'm bumping my post redface

ops: but I guess I couldn't wait until the Christmas/New Year holiday period to start the Tour.
Anyway, further details about this lack of patience and resolve may be found in Lets Meet Up. :twisted:
Going now.................................... bolt

19 Nov 2004

ive found quite a few very nice laybys and a desserted picnic spot no-one knows about .......
yes im testing all around suffolk and essex :twisted:
very hard work i tell ya
pant

19 Nov 2004

I just replied to your Meet Up thread.... OK, not a relevant post as I'm nowhere near Gloucester..... but please please if you come to the North West, let me and Satin come and play with you in your big truck... it would be sooooooo cool! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

19 Nov 2004

Quote by redstilletto
ive found quite a few very nice laybys and a desserted picnic spot no-one knows about .......
yes im testing all around suffolk and essex :twisted:
very hard work i tell ya
pant

And I've got 40 of 'em to check out (well, 39 after Sunday!!) so can't imagine what state I'll be in by the time I'm finished in January. I mean I do get around a bit but that's about 7 weeks which means, er, around 5 and a half a week :shock: :shock:
Um, can I get my truck into your deserted picnic spot when I visit Suffolk and Essex?
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