Quote by hisandhers
I'll swap my flu for the lergy then hun
sounds like the pair of us would be best off in the sick bay :giggle: 
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The 40 minute GFZ - Extended for New Years Eve
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sounds like the pair of us would be best off in the sick bay :giggle: 
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Quote by Naughty Wigan Couple
:bounce: :bounce:
Is that Mr FB and Toon being naked barmen tonight
Oh make mine a very large drink and I promise to drink it very slowly
Yeah, just a shame they're not in the same room! :twisted:
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Quote by Freckledbird
MrFb is leafing through a cocktail recipe book deciding which one to make me first. Drinks cabinet has spilled over to the kitchen worktop
Mai Tais are very sticky.....
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Quote by westerross
MrFb is leafing through a cocktail recipe book deciding which one to make me first. Drinks cabinet has spilled over to the kitchen worktop
Mai Tais are very sticky.....
They are indeedy. Especially when half of the ingredients don't make it to the cocktail shaker and finish up on the kitchen floor :shock:
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Quote by Dawnie
Don't mind me, just adding a little something to the jacuzzi
Errrr, won't that make everyone go to sleep?
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Quote by Calista
Don't mind me, just adding a little something to the jacuzzi
At least it's not baby oil ..... sheesh ... remember that time :shock:
:giggle:
FOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM PAAAAAAAAAAAAARRTTTTTTTTY
That was Easy wasn't it?
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Quote by Freckledbird
MrFb is leafing through a cocktail recipe book deciding which one to make me first. Drinks cabinet has spilled over to the kitchen worktop
Mai Tais are very sticky.....
They are indeedy. Especially when half of the ingredients don't make it to the cocktail shaker and finish up on the kitchen floor :shock:
Oi! Someone jogged me elbow!
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OK first up - Vodka Fizz. Like fizzy vodka and orange juice. Nice though. 
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Quote by Dawnie
You can go to sleep if you want, I'm with Calista :lol2:
Just had to quote that bit! :giggle:
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Quote by Dawnie
You can go to sleep if you want, I'm with Calista :lol2:
Just had to quote that bit! :giggle:
I have no idea what you are implying Fluffyburd but it is not funny :dry: :gagged:
Moi? Implying nothing - it's right there in black and erm, blue - you said it!
Quote by Freckledbird
You can go to sleep if you want, I'm with Calista :lol2:
Just had to quote that bit! :giggle:
I have no idea what you are implying Fluffyburd but it is not funny :dry: :gagged:
Moi? Implying nothing - it's right there in black and erm, blue - you said it!
But you are twisting my innocent words woman :eeek:
Quote by Freckledbird
You can go to sleep if you want, I'm with Calista :lol2:
Just had to quote that bit! :giggle:
I have no idea what you are implying Fluffyburd but it is not funny :dry: :gagged:
Moi? Implying nothing - it's right there in black and erm, blue - you said it!
Wow someone's prediction came true for the new year already .... :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/237361.html
Quote by Dawnie
You can go to sleep if you want, I'm with Calista :lol2:
Just had to quote that bit! :giggle:
I have no idea what you are implying Fluffyburd but it is not funny :dry: :gagged:
Moi? Implying nothing - it's right there in black and erm, blue - you said it!
But you are twisting my innocent words woman :eeek:
coke meets laptop moment then!!!
Sex God
Go Sassy! :giggle: :giggle:
Quote by Dawnie
Wow someone's prediction came true for the new year already .... :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/237361.html
I just spat biscuit all over the place
Sod off and pick on someone else
Morb says he has something else you can spit all over the the place if you want seeing as you've already admitted to having "the wife"
:twisted:
Orgasminator
Quote by Dawnie
Morb says he has something else you can spit all over the the place if you want seeing as you've already admitted to having "the wife"
:twisted:
You lot are no good for my bladder
I like men, not ladies :smug:
I offer you something and told you like men not ladiez.....what you trying to say????? Just coz I wore a dress (or two) at a munch for you don't mean anything
Quote by Morbius
Morb says he has something else you can spit all over the the place if you want seeing as you've already admitted to having "the wife"
:twisted:
You lot are no good for my bladder
I like men, not ladies :smug:
I offer you something and told you like men not ladiez.....what you trying to say????? Just coz I wore a dress (or two) at a munch for you don't mean anything
Morbius!!!!!!! I love you in a dress but you is still a man :rascal:
Orgasminator
Quote by Dawnie
Morb says he has something else you can spit all over the the place if you want seeing as you've already admitted to having "the wife"
:twisted:
You lot are no good for my bladder
I like men, not ladies :smug:
I offer you something and told you like men not ladiez.....what you trying to say????? Just coz I wore a dress (or two) at a munch for you don't mean anything
Morbius!!!!!!! I love you in a dress but you is still a man :rascal:
Flattery will get you everywhere hun ;)
Sex God
Amaretto driver - yummy 
