I have a strange feeling this is going to get locked, but on the off chance? Here goes.
We need both new events, and a team to put forward.
So I put forward Sassy for the 'best ass'
and winchwench for the pulling event,(female).
We still need someone for the pulling event, (male).
Any volunteers for the mastur-dash, this is a male only event, as there is no defining evidence of finishing in the female class. A female team will be excepted for the demonstration event. No medals will awarded for any demonstration events.
Floor gymnastics; we need teams for the pairs, and eights, Both cocked and uncocked.
As for myself, I think I am in the high jump.
All in fun.
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The Alternative SH Olympics
Can I be the commentator?
“And welcome to this the first “Her Boyfriends Back Early” 200 meters sprint to the car.
And the competitors are lined up at the start of the panty line, and yes they’re off. And it’s Sexy-maan32 who’s taken the lead with BigJono coming up the rear and TonifromKent squeezed in between them. And it’s neck and neck.
And a good crowd of onlookers have gathered to watch as Sexy-maan32 and TonifromKent swap places. And BigJono is down, yes he’s been pulled off to the side.
And now it looks like it might be a photo finish. Yes I’m being told that TonifromKent came first, followed by Sexy-maan32 and then Bigjono. And watch the highlights again tonight on a black and white portable in the spare room.”
“And welcome to this the first “Her Boyfriends Back Early” 200 meters sprint to the car.
And the competitors are lined up at the start of the panty line, and yes they’re off. And it’s Sexy-maan32 who’s taken the lead with BigJono coming up the rear and TonifromKent squeezed in between them. And it’s neck and neck.
And a good crowd of onlookers have gathered to watch as Sexy-maan32 and TonifromKent swap places. And BigJono is down, yes he’s been pulled off to the side.
And now it looks like it might be a photo finish. Yes I’m being told that TonifromKent came first, followed by Sexy-maan32 and then Bigjono. And watch the highlights again tonight on a black and white portable in the spare room.”
Sex God
can i try out for the deep throat events and the straddle race. 
Quote by tantricboySorry, can you apply to SH broadcasting. The Olympic committee is only responsible for the events themselves.
Can I be the commentator?
“And welcome to this the first “Her Boyfriends Back Early” 200 meters sprint to the car.
And the competitors are lined up at the start of the panty line, and yes they’re off. And it’s Sexy-maan32 who’s taken the lead with BigJono coming up the rear and TonifromKent squeezed in between them. And it’s neck and neck.
And a good crowd of onlookers have gathered to watch as Sexy-maan32 and TonifromKent swap places. And BigJono is down, yes he’s been pulled off to the side.
And now it looks like it might be a photo finish. Yes I’m being told that TonifromKent came first, followed by Sexy-maan32 and then Bigjono. And watch the highlights again tonight on a black and white portable in the spare room.”
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Can I be the commentator?
“And welcome to this the first “Her Boyfriends Back Early” 200 meters sprint to the car.
And the competitors are lined up at the start of the panty line, and yes they’re off. And it’s Sexy-maan32 who’s taken the lead with BigJono coming up the rear and TonifromKent squeezed in between them. And it’s neck and neck.
And a good crowd of onlookers have gathered to watch as Sexy-maan32 and TonifromKent swap places. And BigJono is down, yes he’s been pulled off to the side.
And now it looks like it might be a photo finish. Yes I’m being told that TonifromKent came first, followed by Sexy-maan32 and then Bigjono. And watch the highlights again tonight on a black and white portable in the spare room.”
We have two anchor position to file.
The post of in-depth interviewer has already been filled,
, but we do need several back-groundresearchers.
An as yet undefined number of camera persons will be required. Again please submit examples of work.
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SHB invite applicants to join the team covering the SH Olympics.
There five commentator posts, one of which has been taken. The successful applicant will submit an example of pass work, please see below.
Can I be the commentator?
“And welcome to this the first “Her Boyfriends Back Early” 200 meters sprint to the car.
And the competitors are lined up at the start of the panty line, and yes they’re off. And it’s Sexy-maan32 who’s taken the lead with BigJono coming up the rear and TonifromKent squeezed in between them. And it’s neck and neck.
And a good crowd of onlookers have gathered to watch as Sexy-maan32 and TonifromKent swap places. And BigJono is down, yes he’s been pulled off to the side.
And now it looks like it might be a photo finish. Yes I’m being told that TonifromKent came first, followed by Sexy-maan32 and then Bigjono. And watch the highlights again tonight on a black and white portable in the spare room.”
We have two anchor position to file.
The post of in-depth interviewer has already been filled,
, but we do need several back-groundresearchers.
An as yet undefined number of camera persons will be required. Again please submit examples of work.
t-mann, I've merged your two threads as they are on the same topic.
Anaisxx
Mar mite wrestling.
As you may recall in 2004 the mar mite wrestling had to be postponed when the League against Mar mite drained the wrestling pond. This year extra security has been hired in the for of Mike''s Super Shagging All-Black Gangbang Squad.
This year even before the first round has started the League has started to demonstrate. We are now going down to take a look at what is happening.
The league against mar mite are lined up with banners flying, and most of them are women.
A spokes woman has said We will not allow this contest to continue. Mar mite is a degrading and detestable product and we will not let it befoul The SH Olypics.
The Olympic Committee stated that they would not allow a repeat of the last Olympics.
True to their word the security are coming out. They have night sticks, and they are pulling them out, boy are they big. That wood is pure ebony, and let me tell you they are hard. The League are being order to disperse, but no the shouts are just getting louder.
Security are beginning to wave their sticks about. Now they move into the crowd. They are banging away. The demonstrators are beginning to fall, they are on the ground. Still Mike''s Super Shagging All-Black Gangbang Squad have not stopped, they are still banging away.
No that seems to be it. The league seem to have had enough, Mike''s Super Shagging All-Black Gangbang Squad are with drawing. No The League are coming back for more.
Well it seems this is going to be going on for sometime yet.
We will come back if the situation changes.
As you may recall in 2004 the mar mite wrestling had to be postponed when the League against Mar mite drained the wrestling pond. This year extra security has been hired in the for of Mike''s Super Shagging All-Black Gangbang Squad.
This year even before the first round has started the League has started to demonstrate. We are now going down to take a look at what is happening.
The league against mar mite are lined up with banners flying, and most of them are women.
A spokes woman has said We will not allow this contest to continue. Mar mite is a degrading and detestable product and we will not let it befoul The SH Olypics.
The Olympic Committee stated that they would not allow a repeat of the last Olympics.
True to their word the security are coming out. They have night sticks, and they are pulling them out, boy are they big. That wood is pure ebony, and let me tell you they are hard. The League are being order to disperse, but no the shouts are just getting louder.
Security are beginning to wave their sticks about. Now they move into the crowd. They are banging away. The demonstrators are beginning to fall, they are on the ground. Still Mike''s Super Shagging All-Black Gangbang Squad have not stopped, they are still banging away.
No that seems to be it. The league seem to have had enough, Mike''s Super Shagging All-Black Gangbang Squad are with drawing. No The League are coming back for more.
Well it seems this is going to be going on for sometime yet.
We will come back if the situation changes.
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Can anyone come up with a better flag. I mean five rings, really, there must be something better than that.
Depends on the "rings"
I have a tight ring that I can hurl over a pole anytime, I rarely miss! :rascal:
...and I have a flag pole. Cum to think of it five ring are not that bad.
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I have a strange feeling this is going to get locked, but on the off chance? Here goes.
We need both new events, and a team to put forward.
So I put forward Sassy for the 'best ass'
Why thank you sweetcheeks
I'd like to enter the bj competition please. I might not win gold but I'd have fun competing :twisted:
Quote by Sassy-Seren
I have a strange feeling this is going to get locked, but on the off chance? Here goes.
We need both new events, and a team to put forward.
So I put forward Sassy for the 'best ass'
Why thank you sweetcheeks
I'd like to enter the bj competition please. I might not win gold but I'd have fun competing :twisted:You are very welcome, do you need a partner?
Today we have the winners of the Three Day Event, Toppsy & Curvy.
Now Curvy you won gold by 10 clear points but you did not get off to a good start.
No T, we knew dressage was going to be a challenge but when we saw the Americans in the Monica and President outfit thing went wrong. They even managed to get the stain in the right place half way though the proformance.
Toppsy, we have a recording of the cross country here, can you talk us though it?
Yes, as you can see the approach is in a VW beetle. The first jump is across the front seats. We new we had to position well, to avoid the handbrake and gear stick.
Then it was out to the next jump, across the front of the car, a simple jump. Then over the picnic table. As you can see we nearly had the wine over, and that would have been a fault. Then down to the water jump, then another on the sandy shore. Here we went for a high jump to keep out of the sand. Then one last jump under the hedge, tricky because those are blackberries above us.
Then a simple dash for the car and drive out the parking lot.
...and than got you back to within two points of the leaders. Curvy, can you talk us though the show jumpping?
Yes. Entry is via the far, back gate. Into the first jump over the kitchen table. Technicly tricky, each broken crock or glass is a fault. Then up the steps to the double. That is a simple jump you just have to keep rhythm. Then down the steps and an easy jump over the back of the sofa. Then across to the sofa bed. This is not as easy as you may think, as the springs can close the bed up if you are not careful. Then lastly a jump on the swinging garden seat. Now this is more difficult than it seems. The swing bounced about a bit, but we avoided falling off. Then A quick dash for the front gate and finished.
A very good show thank you and once again congratulations on your win.
Now Curvy you won gold by 10 clear points but you did not get off to a good start.
No T, we knew dressage was going to be a challenge but when we saw the Americans in the Monica and President outfit thing went wrong. They even managed to get the stain in the right place half way though the proformance.
Toppsy, we have a recording of the cross country here, can you talk us though it?
Yes, as you can see the approach is in a VW beetle. The first jump is across the front seats. We new we had to position well, to avoid the handbrake and gear stick.
Then it was out to the next jump, across the front of the car, a simple jump. Then over the picnic table. As you can see we nearly had the wine over, and that would have been a fault. Then down to the water jump, then another on the sandy shore. Here we went for a high jump to keep out of the sand. Then one last jump under the hedge, tricky because those are blackberries above us.
Then a simple dash for the car and drive out the parking lot.
...and than got you back to within two points of the leaders. Curvy, can you talk us though the show jumpping?
Yes. Entry is via the far, back gate. Into the first jump over the kitchen table. Technicly tricky, each broken crock or glass is a fault. Then up the steps to the double. That is a simple jump you just have to keep rhythm. Then down the steps and an easy jump over the back of the sofa. Then across to the sofa bed. This is not as easy as you may think, as the springs can close the bed up if you are not careful. Then lastly a jump on the swinging garden seat. Now this is more difficult than it seems. The swing bounced about a bit, but we avoided falling off. Then A quick dash for the front gate and finished.
A very good show thank you and once again congratulations on your win.
