The art of flirting

25 Apr 2006

Excellent thread ladies :rascal:

Quote by Sassy-Seren
It's a well known fact that there are some things men just CAN'T do ! Working the washing machine, tuning a new video/dvd player and flirting to name just a few.

Sorry but I have to bring this comment back up. I know a good few men on this forum that can flirt and they do it well.
One of the guys I am thinking of doesn't even have to open his mouth, its all in the eyes :giggle:

25 Apr 2006

I agree, Dawn, I would say that a lot of it is in the eyes, without a word being spoken...in fact its when they speak the spell is broken sometimes! confused

Anyway.....

Quote by Darkfire
Sorry, I'll be good then now ops: :oops:

.....don't be good on our account, Darkfire... :twisted:

25 Apr 2006

Quote by Dawn_Mids
Excellent thread ladies :rascal:
It's a well known fact that there are some things men just CAN'T do ! Working the washing machine, tuning a new video/dvd player and flirting to name just a few.

Sorry but I have to bring this comment back up. I know a good few men on this forum that can flirt and they do it well.
One of the guys I am thinking of doesn't even have to open his mouth, its all in the eyes :giggle:
*takes hairy chest and goes off to sulk in a corner*

25 Apr 2006

Quote by Sassy-Seren
It's a well known fact that there are some things men just CAN'T do ! Working the washing machine, tuning a new video/dvd player and flirting to name just a few.

Bloody cheek smackbottom

work the washing machine and program the video? Pah! do it with my eyes closed and describe the technical principles on which they work flipa

(and i can iron better than most women, but no, thats not an offer)
as for flirting, i love it :happy: just been hassled elsewhere for doing more flirting posts than normal posts, i just don't realise i'm doing it.
i log on and start reading, find a cheeky comment by a sexy lady and before i know it im kissing her neck softly and stroking my fingers gently up and down her spine......
which can be a bit misplaced in a thread about 'whats your favourite pizza?' . sorry, i just can't help it, i'm addicted to women and just love the idea of leaving a saucy PM for them to discover at 7am while eating their cornflakes or a kinky & descriptive text message while they're wandering through Tesco's.
Remember guys, flirting is foreplay's foreplay and you can turn someone on from a 1000 miles away! :rascal:

25 Apr 2006

Quote by Dawn_Mids
One of the guys I am thinking of doesn't even have to open his mouth, its all in the eyes :giggle:

There is one particular guy on here who I met for the first time at a Munch recently and he certainly knew how to flirt. I dont know if he even realised he was doing it at the time.
And yes Dawn, it was the eyes, it was just something in the look when he looked down at me and smiled, I just melted (yes I know, everyone has to look down with me being a shortarse) :twisted:

25 Apr 2006

ok try this when your sat & somene you like looks at you - stare at them eyeing up & down their body whilst rubbing your thighs slowly
:twisted:

25 Apr 2006

like this? :rascal:

25 Apr 2006

i spat my lemsip all over my screen then! hahahah lol

25 Apr 2006

I think my ability to flirt is hit and miss, but I cant be all that bad at it, otherwise Fallen Angel wouldnt have been interested..... dunno

25 Apr 2006

Quote by easy
*takes hairy chest and goes off to sulk in a corner*

Your hairy chest, now that is lovely :rascal:
Feel free to bing it down for me to feel any time :giggle:

25 Apr 2006

Quote by Sassy-Seren
When you get the signal to move in for the first kiss, don't go straight for her mouth! Kiss her cheek close to her ear so she can feel your breath on her neck. Guaranteed to make her go weak at the knees ! Just before you kiss her mouth, look into her eyes and lightly brush her cheek with your hand.

Quote by Darkfire
oh oh and while we're at it.... the killer cheek stroke that then traces a finger down to your chin and lifts your head up to his mouth....
and thats when you do the 'one second to long gaze' thing....... :inlove:

OMG that is definately the most seductive thing a man can do..... I think I need a lie down now redface

ops: :oops: :oops:

25 Apr 2006

Quote by meat2pleaseu
like this? :rascal:

definately a coffee on moniter moment

:rotflmao:

25 Apr 2006

Quote by Dawn_Mids
One of the guys I am thinking of doesn't even have to open his mouth, its all in the eyes :giggle:

Quote by kittysin
I agree, Dawn, I would say that a lot of it is in the eyes, without a word being spoken...

Well, Hellloooooooooow Ladies

25 Apr 2006

Quote by dambuster
Well, Hellloooooooooow Ladies

Well the eyes are working but unsure on that tache :scared:

25 Apr 2006

Quote by Dawn_Mids

Well, Hellloooooooooow Ladies

Well the eyes are working but unsure on that tache :scared:
Why do I feel the urge to start singing YMCA ???? :shock:

25 Apr 2006

'tache is still gone, Dawnie.
She even moaned yesterday that I was "stubbling her" with my chin cos I'd not managed to shave rolleyes

Quote by Sassy-Seren
Why do I feel the urge to start singing YMCA ???? :shock:

Cos you're a fag hag ? dunno

26 Apr 2006

Hey all

I cannot thank you too much for all your serious advice on this thread :) nice to know I am not the only one who thinks this way. This was an odd experience for me as its very rare that I assume I am bad at anything as I have a generaly confident and happy go lucky attitude to most things in life.
worship

Mrs Tweeky, flirt Queen

Quote by celestria

1: I do not flirt Yes you do even if you don't realise it
2: I do not realise when people flirt with me OK that might be kinda true
3: I am obviously a flirt numpty Nope... I disagree you're not
Mr Tweeky

Celestria :love: As meat loaf said "2 outa 3 aint bad :mrgreen:" Please demonstrate for me again no.2 .......... :rose:
Mr Tweeky

26 Apr 2006

Quote by Sassy-Seren
It's a well known fact that there are some things men just CAN'T do ! Working the washing machine, tuning a new video/dvd player and flirting to name just a few.

weird thing is, i can use a washing machine and tune stuff like vcrs and dvd players in, however i think i'm one notch up from flirt numpty, i cannot read body language unless they grab me by the ears and tell me straight, then i'd probably moan at them for grabbing my ears. i used to be a serious flirt when i was a drinker, when i stopped that the flirting kinda went away, suppose i lost my nerve for it.
the fact that i don't really go out to meet people anymore and i do my best to avoids pubs etc really doesn't help my case, i think my idea of flirting is probably musical discussion. but thats just me, and i wonder why i don't get much luck with ladies.

26 Apr 2006

Quote by dambuster

Why do I feel the urge to start singing YMCA ???? :shock:

Cos you're a fag hag ? dunno

Tut.. tut.. tut.. damster... where's the tool belt! rolleyes

26 Apr 2006

Quote by winchwench
...I flirt without even knowing it, which can cause problems...

:eeek: Tight t-shirt, a denim 'belt' mini-skirt & CFM boots... all in the middle of winter & she still has the flippin cheek to post "I flirt without even knowing it"
:giggle: rotflmao

:giggle:

who your tryin to kid!
Dream on hunni 69position

26 Apr 2006

I deffinately need lessons.
H.x

26 Apr 2006

Quote by H-x
I deffinately need lessons.
H.x

Oh I don't know hunni, you seem to be pretty good at it wink

26 Apr 2006

Can I have lessons???
Where do I have to apply to???
When are the classes??
And who will be taking them???
lol

26 Apr 2006

Quote by Sassy-Seren
I deffinately need lessons.
H.x

Oh I don't know hunni, you seem to be pretty good at it wink

Huh? Maybe I need lessons in knowing when I'm doing it then.
H.x

26 Apr 2006

Quote by Sarah
Can I have lessons???
Where do I have to apply to???
When are the classes??
And who will be taking them???

I'll teach you hunni but only if I get to take advantage of the outcome :twisted:

26 Apr 2006

Group therapy anyone?
:twisted:
H.x

26 Apr 2006

Quote by H-x
Group therapy anyone?
:twisted:
H.x

:rascal:

26 Apr 2006

Quote by Sassy-Seren
Can I have lessons???
Where do I have to apply to???
When are the classes??
And who will be taking them???

I'll teach you hunni but only if I get to take advantage of the outcome :twisted:
:shock: outcome?
ffs it that bloody bucket again! :twisted:

26 Apr 2006

Quote by redpantherman
Can I have lessons???
Where do I have to apply to???
When are the classes??
And who will be taking them???

I'll teach you hunni but only if I get to take advantage of the outcome :twisted:
:shock: outcome?
ffs it that bloody bucket again! :twisted:

stop with the bucket already ! :smackbottom:

26 Apr 2006

Quote by Sassy-Seren
Can I have lessons???
Where do I have to apply to???
When are the classes??
And who will be taking them???

I'll teach you hunni but only if I get to take advantage of the outcome :twisted:
:shock: outcome?
ffs it that bloody bucket again! :twisted:

stop with the bucket already ! :smackbottom:
Bucket confused

: is that where the lessons are going to be :?:
Mr Tweeky