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The best Christmas present we had!

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Well - it arrived late - bloody Santa's fault, leaving us pervs till last!
But we now have our love swing! lol :lol: YeeeeeHaaaaaaaaa!
FAN-BLOODY-TASTIC!
Long story about late delivery from the US but in the end got it for less than 1/2 price than in the UK ( + P&P in the UK) wink
Probably the reason we have not been in the Forum a lot in the last few days! redface surprisedops:
Things to note!
The bolt in the ceiling takes some explaining, but after going through all the possibilities about offending my parents sensibilities if they ask, we have just decided to say it is for sexual purposes. If they want to know more we will tell them, but if they want to leave the conversation there, they can! rolleyes The alternative wimp out is to put a smoke detector over it with the guts missing out of it! :wink:
Any cracks in the ceiling very quicly deposit dust all over your carpet if you get a little strenuous! But rest assured 1 joist can take the weight of 2 people hanging from it! :oops:
The straps can dig in if you don't get them just right but be prepared to have a lot of giggles and laughs along the way!
If your partner ticks you off and they are in the swing with feet in stirrups a quick swing on the foot and they spin for hours!
It is a wonderful thing and we are going to enjoy every minute of exploring the possibilities with those we know, and at future parties but if anyone else has one and has some tips or advice please let us know as we are new to this!
Sorry - gotta go - I can here the straps being adjusted by Wilma! 8) 8) 8)
Fred
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:shock: Bloody hell Fred! Never seen you type so fast! :shock:
Can I have a play? y'now, bessie mates and all wink
lhk
Kat
Quote by KitKat
Can I have a play? y'now, bessie mates and all wink

Aaaaawwww I get it - two weeks ago - social pariah.... :cry:
now....
NOW.......
I'm everyone's best mate coz I got a new toy!
Hurrruuuummmmppphhhh!
(when you coming over Kat?) :twisted: :twisted: And remember you gotta let me play with your toys as well - fairs, fair! 8) 8)
Can I bring my mate Will? -
Sounds dangerous, I hope your ceiling can take the strain wink
Quote by KitKat
Can I bring my mate Will?

Hint, Kat - I prefer to have women in the swing - nay, INSIST!
Just bring Kit - that will do nicely! 8) 8)
Quote by bluexxx
Sounds dangerous, I hope your ceiling can take the strain wink

Blue...what are you suggesting???
Love
Wilma
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On my way hun, but can I bring Will instead of Kat?
Kit
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I am SHOCKED
Nay - not shocked - SURPRISED
Nay - not shocked or surprised - DELIGHTED
Can I see the pics please, pretty please, especially if they are of Fred, Kate and Will!!
wink :wink:
Quote by KitKat
On my way hun, but can I bring Will instead of Kat?
Kit
xxxx

Sure hun, need directions........ (Is Kat too busy doing his Linguaphone course?) :shock:
If I send them in German you can get Kat to translate them for you - unless he thinks it is another love letter! rotflmao
If I send them in German you can get Kat to translate them for you - unless he thinks it is another love letter!
Fred dear, I thought you insisted that I get there, sending directions to Kat in German won't achieve that as you well know wink
Kit
xxx
PS - send them to me in German and I'll be there in 10 :twisted: