The Big Fight... Bluexxx and TallnHairy...

14 Nov 2004

Ok so place your bets please... suggested venues, weapons, and interesting rules required...
In the Blue corner:

Odds anyone?

14 Nov 2004

It's pointless fight, foregone conclusion, blue wins.
smile

14 Nov 2004

ooooh.... interesting.....
lol
i'm thinking she will take you... lol :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
and if mrs TnH allows... then you would take her...... lol

:lol: :lol:
sean xxxxxxx

14 Nov 2004

Ahh but I have a secret weapon!!!

14 Nov 2004

met him at the munch... and I have to say... "He is one big fucker" wink

14 Nov 2004

Quote by frogster
met him at the munch... and I have to say... "He is one big fucker"

i know... and i thought i was built like a brick.. lol biggrin

:D :D
but blue had loads of secret (or not secret) weapons....
i think blue smacks him over the head with one of her strap ons...... smile

:)
sean xxxxxxxxx

14 Nov 2004

Quote by frogster
met him at the munch... and I have to say... "He is one big fucker"

The bigger they are, the harder they fall cool

8-) 8-) 8-)

14 Nov 2004

True Blue, but learned to fall smile

and I know meanest tricks of the trade, forget bokken and Jo I know how to tickle...

14 Nov 2004

Quote by frogster
met him at the munch... and I have to say... "He is one big fucker"

hahahahahaha! you funny reptile you! lol

I've heard he has bare knuckle fights against top gypsy prize fighters. He is like Bruce Lee, Mr T and Janice Battersby all rolled into one! He is THE DADDY!
If I were blue I'd be spending most of my sunday afternoon sat on the lavatory bowl.
KinkyLizard

14 Nov 2004

In best announcers voice........
In the Red corner, 8ft 15" weighing in at 481 lbs with hair spray, tickling heavy weight champion of Swinging Heaven....... give it up for........ Tall & Hairy.
And in the Blue corner......... Urm....... "Blue" !
Put me down for a ringside seat please........ (behind a nutral corner post for safety) lol

:lol: :lol:

14 Nov 2004

Um frogster, try 6ft 5 and 21 stone.... (294 pounds) Will get a couple more pics as no fair Blue has 2 scary ones and I only got 1 smile

Right now off to visit family, so leave the planning of the bout, rules, venue, and such in yours and Kinky's capable hands...

14 Nov 2004

Quote by tallnhairy
Um frogster, try 6ft 5 and 21 stone.... (294 pounds)

It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog cool

8-)

14 Nov 2004

Besides, in any fight with a sexy lady, isn't it always better (certainly more fun and just generally all round sexy and erotic) to let the lovely lady win? Put up a bit of a stuggle, sure, but always let her win.
Or is that just me?!
Maybe I just like being wrestled to the ground by hot'n'sexy women...
smile

14 Nov 2004

Quote by bluexxx
Um frogster, try 6ft 5 and 21 stone.... (294 pounds)

It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog cool

8-)
Tallnhairy

14 Nov 2004

Blue......... just waggle that arse in his face
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/images/avatars/15488979824195fbb70fb60.jpg
he will go limp at the knees...... (come to think of it, we all would) wink

(being totaly un biassed, I couldnt have possibly said that :laughabove:, must be someone else masquerading as me

14 Nov 2004

Quote by zootle
Besides, in any fight with a sexy lady, isn't it always better (certainly more fun and just generally all round sexy and erotic) to let the lovely lady win? Put up a bit of a stuggle, sure, but always let her win.
Or is that just me?!

That's just you rolleyes

Right, I'm sick of talking. Only one way to settle this.
Game on cool

14 Nov 2004

dont wish to be nosey but what is the reason for this encounter?

14 Nov 2004

Quote by tandn
dont wish to be nosey but what is the reason for this encounter?

It's explained on another thread.....
If he wins he fucks me, but if I win I fuck him...
I have these lubed up ready for my victory.....

14 Nov 2004

Hope u win then blue, its a prize worth fighting for!!!!

14 Nov 2004

Quote by frogster
Blue......... just waggle that arse in his face
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/images/avatars/15488979824195fbb70fb60.jpg
he will go limp at the knees...... (come to think of it, we all would)
(being totaly un biassed, I couldnt have possibly said that :laughabove:, must be someone else masquerading as me

When i look at blue's avatar I know what isn't limp! **cue Sid James laugh**
verworreneEidechse

14 Nov 2004

I'd say Blue will win with aggression. wink

Should be a good scrap though. :grin:

14 Nov 2004

Hmmmmmmm. I think in all fairness to the big guy Blue that you should be handicapped otherwise you're gonna walk it!
I propose that you should have to wear your biggest strap-on, have to keep a firm hold on me with the other, be blindfolded, and only be allowed one shot at his ass!! :shock: :shock: :twisted: :twisted:
You'll still walk it wink

:wink:
:happy: :happy: :bounce: lol

:lol: :lol: :lol:

14 Nov 2004

Bye TnH, it`s been great knowing you......
*sob*
Venusxxx

14 Nov 2004

Please will some one video this for the masses ?
(The fight, not the prize.... well, video of the prize, optional)

14 Nov 2004

Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear! :doh:
Sorry, TnH but I really don't think you have a chance! Not only is bluexxx utterly gorgeous (as we can all see) but she is tough (she was once the Official Beer Glass Kicker I seem to remember :shock smile

, surprisingly strong (My throat has never been quite the same since she once put me in a headlock) and, being a girlie, she won't fight fair (they never do! rolleyes

).
So it doesn't matter what rules we make, they'll all be broken in the first five minutes anyway. Five minutes? FIVE MINUTES???? What am I saying? There is no way it is going to last that long

:rotflmao:
Will
Ready with a warm towel to rub bluexxx down afterwards :twisted:

14 Nov 2004

Hmm mine doesn't need lube :twisted:

Must love you really Blue, it brass monkeys out there and the weapons were in the car... Brrr...

14 Nov 2004

Quote by tallnhairy
Hmm mine doesn't need lube :twisted:

Must love you really Blue, it brass monkeys out there and the weapons were in the car... Brrr...

Oooooooooh, what a big one you've got TnH..... :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
I might have to let you win after all :haha:

14 Nov 2004

OOOO TnH that's a BIG one!!!

14 Nov 2004

Quote by MQ
OOOO TnH that's a BIG one!!!

Yeah, but Satin's big sword is a killer! :eeek: