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Once upon a time lived an young man in the middle of a dark secluded wood, he was a tall heavy set man and looked as though he had worked hard for most of his young life....
His nearest neighbours a young couple lived across the other side of the valley. They were newly weds moved from the city for a taste of the quiet life....
As the clouds starting to blanket the evening sky, a storm could be heard in the distance...suddenly.....................
a Mod arrived and locked up lol
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...suddenly.....................

.... he found a glass slipper and tried it on. "It fits, it fits!"
And they all lived happily ever after.
... he thought to himself "Why is there never any decent totty round here and why the f*** did I decide to live in a forest?"..........
...where all the alcohol and adult toys have been locked in the large box in the darkest corner of the woods.....the skies opened and large drops of rain began to fall, soaking the mod ..................
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...where all the alcohol and adult toys have been locked in the large box in the darkest corner of the woods.....the skies opened and large drops of rain began to fall, soaking the mod ..................

......soaking the model plane that I had spent weeks building while my wife was getting shagged up the arse...nal by the local dog, Lassie....