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sorry to disappoint but that ain't me...
i'm waaayy hotter
and postie I was here and at the ready before you. Typical english bloke. no enthusiasm for the job and blaming the Yank.
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sorry to disappoint but that ain't me...
i'm waaayy hotter
and postie I was here and at the ready before you. Typical english bloke. no enthusiasm for the job and blaming the Yank.

I was here first...and no one showed! Damn, Americans re-writing history again....
ooh and you are hotter? Yeah right.... (i bet you are too!)
Quote by ockysweeties
sorry to disappoint but that ain't me...
i'm waaayy hotter
and postie I was here and at the ready before you. Typical english bloke. no enthusiasm for the job and blaming the Yank.

On second thoughts...it's obviously not you... if it was you, that'd be a life-sized pic... hehehehehe
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sorry to disappoint but that ain't me...
i'm waaayy hotter
and postie I was here and at the ready before you. Typical english bloke. no enthusiasm for the job and blaming the Yank.

On second thoughts...it's obviously not you... if it was you, that'd be a life-sized pic... hehehehehe
grrr.... I am off to find something to sort you out but good!!!!
taps postie on the shoulder... turn around ...
Sorry guys, ............. retiring, friend in need and all that ................ sorry
:sleeping:
So this is the feeble dross that bitchin has been reduced to?
Wake me when a real challenge comes along!
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:sleeping:
So this is the feeble dross that bitchin has been reduced to?
Wake me when a real challenge comes along!

flipa
Quote by PoloLady
:sleeping:
So this is the feeble dross that bitchin has been reduced to?
Wake me when a real challenge comes along!

Is that all you can say?? Really quite lame .... rolleyes wink
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wheres the wicked bitch of the west gone?? :twisted:

which one????? lol
Learn to count and we'll tell you!
It shouldn't be hard you only need to get to 3.
:shock: :shock: that was almost funny smile welldone
Right, I want to moan and bitch about teppic in my 'shag me' Thread because he thinks it is mis leading.......... so ithought I would make my case frist before he starts..........
teppic wrote:
i am now taking this to the bitch thread, to bitch about being mis-lead
Teppic, you are wonderful...............
What is misleading about 'shag me' it is advise for new single men to help them, especially if they missed the thread first time around.
You are just upset because you thought it was something different, and should be in the Lets Meet Up Section
And as for running off to the Bitching Thread, give me a break, or maybe I will do it for you
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Right, I want to moan and bitch about teppic in my 'shag me' Thread because he thinks it is mis leading.......... so ithought I would make my case frist before he starts..........
teppic wrote:
i am now taking this to the bitch thread, to bitch about being mis-lead
Teppic, you are wonderful...............
What is misleading about 'shag me' it is advise for new single men to help them, especially if they missed the thread first time around.
You are just upset because you thought it was something different, and should be in the Lets Meet Up Section
And as for running off to the Bitching Thread, give me a break, or maybe I will do it for you

start...moi....never, but as we are here.........as you say i'm not a newbie...and correct you are, all posts in the forum are for reading, am i not correct, i will read nearly all poists that grab my attention, and if deemed to warant a response, i will do so. but as i have replied in the actuall thread once more, i have now taken my punishment, and whilst typing this, i am currently scraping assorted fluff, and general detritus off my tongue.
now back to the licking...........
That's what I like to see a man on his hands and knees biggrin
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That's what I like to see a man on his hands and knees biggrin

with his tongue hanging out???????? :P
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wheres the wicked bitch of the west gone?? :twisted:

which one????? lol
Learn to count and we'll tell you!
It shouldn't be hard you only need to get to 3.
:shock: :shock: that was almost funny smile welldone
and you are almost intelligent! Well done on your achievement rolleyes
Serious Bitchin
Question:
Can anyone think of any justifiable reason why a small group of people on a site like this should have the ability to send you a PM anonymously so that they may respond to a serious comment you have made in a thread?
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Serious Bitchin
Question:
Can anyone think of any justifiable reason why a small group of people on a site like this should have the ability to send you a PM anonymously so that they may respond to a serious comment you have made in a thread?

why? can you pm annoymously???????
ooooh that sounds serious PoloLady.... any more details would be welcome , though if you want to keep private, that's ok..
hostilities suspended temporarily.....
If you CAN say... what was it about??
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ooooh that sounds serious PoloLady.... any more details would be welcome , though if you want to keep private, that's ok..
hostilities suspended temporarily.....
If you CAN say... what was it about??

It is irrelevant what the PM sent to me was about – I am asking can you think of a justifiable reason why a small group of people should have that ability?
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Serious Bitchin
Question:
Can anyone think of any justifiable reason why a small group of people on a site like this should have the ability to send you a PM anonymously so that they may respond to a serious comment you have made in a thread?

why? can you pm annoymously???????
Once you have learnt how to count - we can start on the reading banghead
Quote by PoloLady
ooooh that sounds serious PoloLady.... any more details would be welcome , though if you want to keep private, that's ok..
hostilities suspended temporarily.....
If you CAN say... what was it about??

It is irrelevant what the PM sent to me was about – I am asking can you think of a justifiable reason why a small group of people should have that ability?
Sounds like you are alluding to "certain" people... as i am.... am i right ?
And I can't think why anyone can , or should, be able to send an anonymous pm.. sounds a bit suspect... hope you get it sorted out..and get back to what your good at....Bitchin'...
Ok, my turn to bitch.
As some of you may know the ex took my micra when he moved out and sold it. It's been a year now, I'm saving toward another one so I'm over it. Really I am. But what's bugging the living bloody daylights out of me right now is.....
He has the audacidy to park his bloody people carrier outside my house from Monday to Friday now. I've just been hunting around the kitchen for his spare keys. Thought I may still have a set but nah. Was gonna park it across the road for him, or round the corner, or in Leicester.
Fucker!
Ok, so that's my little bitch, now off to find a little bitch lol
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Ok, my turn to bitch.
As some of you may know the ex took my micra when he moved out and sold it. It's been a year now, I'm saving toward another one so I'm over it. Really I am. But what's bugging the living bloody daylights out of me right now is.....
He has the audacidy to park his bloody people carrier outside my house from Monday to Friday now. I've just been hunting around the kitchen for his spare keys. Thought I may still have a set but nah. Was gonna park it across the road for him, or round the corner, or in Leicester.
Fucker!
Ok, so that's my little bitch, now off to find a little bitch lol

Broken bottle in the kerb ?
Ok, my turn to bitch.
As some of you may know the ex took my micra when he moved out and sold it. It's been a year now, I'm saving toward another one so I'm over it. Really I am. But what's bugging the living bloody daylights out of me right now is.....
He has the audacidy to park his bloody people carrier outside my house from Monday to Friday now. I've just been hunting around the kitchen for his spare keys. Thought I may still have a set but nah. Was gonna park it across the road for him, or round the corner, or in Leicester.
wheel clamp ? ,piece of fish on exaust under the bonnet ,get some one to lift it and put it on blocks or alternatively tell him to park it elsewhere or get 4 flatties
just a quick bitch about the fact that nobody has bitched at me for nearly a day now, and i'm missing it all :shock:
I haven't bothered with this thread but I suddenly felt the urge to bitch in another thread so here I am. Can I name names? No? OK.
YOU FUCKING WANKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
that feels better. Not a real bitch but I managed to let off some steam.
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I haven't bothered with this thread but I suddenly felt the urge to bitch in another thread so here I am. Can I name names? No? OK.
YOU FUCKING WANKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
that feels better. Not a real bitch but I managed to let off some steam.

I can't name names either, cos the cunt drove off after knocking into my daughter with his car......but not before getting out and shouting at her. Granted, she should have been on the pavement, but the kids always pile up at the level crossing on their way to school, he just didn't stop in time.
How about finding out if she was alright?! (bruised knee nothing more)
YOU FUCKING WANKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Venus<---- currently waiting to see what the police have to say. The school called them and they are keeping her there so she can give a statement.
I want to bitch about Libra + Love tickling me with a feather whilst I am gagged and tied to a chair in the swingingHeaven pin thread.
That woman is just sooooooooooo mean............ lol
How the hell did she escape?
OH...SARAH.....I'VE GOT SOMETHING FOR YOU
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How the hell did she escape?
OH...SARAH.....I'VE GOT SOMETHING FOR YOU

lucky sarah......... :shock: :twisted: