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Quote by Libra+Love
How the hell did she escape?
OH...SARAH.....I'VE GOT SOMETHING FOR YOU

Thanks Libra + Love,
I really like that...................
hand cuffs going back on and to the chair.........
I want to bitch about Kitkat, wanting me to make cheese toasties in the GZF
Men can they not cook
Oh good,the bitchin thread is back.
Right have a bitch at me - wheres Ruby Wax?
Quote by Happy Cats
Oh good,the bitchin thread is back.
Right have a bitch at me - wheres Ruby Wax?

OI you pussy!......i will bitch with you when you have the balls rotflmao
Quote by Debbiewebs
Oh good,the bitchin thread is back.
Right have a bitch at me - wheres Ruby Wax?

OI you pussy!......i will bitch with you when you have the balls rotflmao
Bitchin with you is like a cat playing with a mouse, mildly entertaining for a while, and then I gobble you up.
ffs rolleyes ............
every time i come in here someones let the critters back in, where's me broom? :twisted:
Quote by Marya
I haven't bothered with this thread but I suddenly felt the urge to bitch in another thread so here I am. Can I name names? No? OK.
YOU FUCKING WANKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
that feels better. Not a real bitch but I managed to let off some steam.

Wrong thread Marya - this is the play-bitch thread. wink
Quote by Katien_n_John
ffs rolleyes ............
every time i come in here someones let the critters back in, where's me broom? :twisted:

Glad to see you have ditched the dodgy shorts - shorty! wink
Be vewy vewy quiet .................................... I'm huntin pussy herherher :twisted:
Quote by Katien_n_John
Be vewy vewy quiet .................................... I'm huntin pussy herherher :twisted:

This pussy isnt scared of a big wiltshire wussie with a pop gun!
got you in my sights.
now wheres me supersoaker
Quote by Happy Cats
Oh good,the bitchin thread is back.
Right have a bitch at me - wheres Ruby Wax?

OI you pussy!......i will bitch with you when you have the balls rotflmao
Bitchin with you is like a cat playing with a mouse, mildly entertaining for a while, and then I gobble you up.
well just looking at ya add i have deff gone mouse :twisted: :twisted:
you both can gobble me up any time!....as long as you have the balls!........the other is a pussy :twisted: :twisted: .. and when you go to the loo you dont both go out and barriey it in me garden! mad
Quote by Katien_n_John
got you in my sights.
now wheres me supersoaker

You know cats dont like water - thats not fair! Anything else I can deal with - not the supersoaker!
Anyway, go and munch on a carrot! flipa
ere. oi dosent come from round ere u know, and oi knows big words, loik traker n trailor :kick:
Quote by Debbiewebs
Oh good,the bitchin thread is back.
Right have a bitch at me - wheres Ruby Wax?

OI you pussy!......i will bitch with you when you have the balls rotflmao
Bitchin with you is like a cat playing with a mouse, mildly entertaining for a while, and then I gobble you up.
well just looking at ya add i have deff gone mouse :twisted: :twisted:
you both can gobble me up any time!....as long as you have the balls!........the other is a pussy :twisted: :twisted: .. and when you go to the loo you dont both go out and barriey it in me garden! mad
Debbywebby just seen your WWW - I take it all back - stuff Ruby Wax!! lol
Glad you put the woodbine out for the pic! wink
Quote by Katien_n_John
ere. oi dosent come from round ere u know, and oi knows big words, loik traker n trailor :kick:

:laughabove:
I bet they all think you are a right snob! What about ya?
damn damn damn.. i missed all this.... am i too late? Must be as off to bed now....
first thing tomorrow...whenever that is...
oh and....
cats against carrot crunchers?
Go to bed... then i can FFS
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: time for a truce methinks
no, no ,no
or should it be
yes, yes, yes.
Right who is next????????
Quote by Sarah1448
no, no ,no
or should it be
yes, yes, yes.
Right who is next????????

Oh for Gawd's sake make your bleddy mind mind up ......woman.......
Is it too early in the evening to kick off the Bitchin' thread????
Is katien_John awake???
right, if no one start a proper bitch, i'm going to be soooooo not happy.....
and bitch.... probably in German to annoy the feck out of you all...!!! (because i can!)
oh quit bitchin' postie.. surpriseduch:
Quote by Ceryndrion
oh quit bitchin' postie.. surpriseduch:

Oh my young Padowan....cerynwhateverthefeck.... you are about to learn your first lesson.....
....don't come into the Bitchin' thread and say don't bitch , it makes you sound like the Sally Army going into pubs saying drink is evil....
your 2nd lesson... get a name people can actually spell when drunk..... are you welsh? Cos thats a whole new level of bitchin'..... lol
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