bitch, bitch, bitch,
bitch, bitch, bitch,
bitch, bitch, bitch,
bitch, bitch, bitch,
I think that is all my bitching done for tonight.
I feel much better now
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Quote by bigDewi69
AAARGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
Why won't this fecking post die???:smackbottom: :smackbottom:
Die you feckin post :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom:
Where's the bloody axe murderer emoticon when you need one.
cos you love it bigdewi..... and if yu weren't stooopid enough to keep replying.... it would die....
Sexlightened
damn, that's a lot of bitchin..
hey.. am I bitchin about the bitchin?
hey.. am I bitchin about the bitchin?
Need to vent!
Forgot to medicate my kid this morning. So I rang the school to ask them to administer his beta blockers as agreed and signed to at the start of the school year. The agreement had to be in writing stipulating that medication would only be administered on my instruction/request, should the need arise.
Anyway, doesn't the ol' bat give me an ear full about "this can't beome a regular accurance my kid is my responsibilty, she's going to have to speak to the head about this...."
WTF! This is the first time I've asked them to medicate him.
He's a flucking 2.5 mile walk away and they have the medication on the school premises which they accepted in the first instance. What the fuck is their problem?
And when I tell her in no uncertain terms that the matter had been discussed and resolved at the beginning of the school year I'm told not to shout.
No, not shouting Miss, just expressing my frustration at you for making this an issue!
BITCH!
Forgot to medicate my kid this morning. So I rang the school to ask them to administer his beta blockers as agreed and signed to at the start of the school year. The agreement had to be in writing stipulating that medication would only be administered on my instruction/request, should the need arise.
Anyway, doesn't the ol' bat give me an ear full about "this can't beome a regular accurance my kid is my responsibilty, she's going to have to speak to the head about this...."
WTF! This is the first time I've asked them to medicate him.
He's a flucking 2.5 mile walk away and they have the medication on the school premises which they accepted in the first instance. What the fuck is their problem?
And when I tell her in no uncertain terms that the matter had been discussed and resolved at the beginning of the school year I'm told not to shout.
No, not shouting Miss, just expressing my frustration at you for making this an issue!
BITCH!
Bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch,
bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch,
bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch,
bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch,
bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch,
bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch,
bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch,
bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch,
bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch,
bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch,
bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch......
Not a real bitch exactly - but using my ESP I could hear one or two people chanting this whilst possibly holding an effigy of me and passing round large pins.
Here is my bitch..............
Some people just have NO sense of humour and get the arse so easily – then only have the bottle to make sneaky little comments rather than just come out with it.
Grow a fucking spine for gods sake.
Stand up for your convictions! Or are you ashamed of your motives?
Is your covert bitchin not based on principals which you are prepared to stand up for?
Was it just a tantrum because you didn’t get your own way and your natural response was to throw your toys out of the pram?
Get a fucking life!
It was a joke!
bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch,
bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch,
bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch,
bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch,
bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch,
bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch,
bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch,
bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch,
bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch,
bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch......
Not a real bitch exactly - but using my ESP I could hear one or two people chanting this whilst possibly holding an effigy of me and passing round large pins.
Here is my bitch..............
Some people just have NO sense of humour and get the arse so easily – then only have the bottle to make sneaky little comments rather than just come out with it.
Grow a fucking spine for gods sake.
Stand up for your convictions! Or are you ashamed of your motives?
Is your covert bitchin not based on principals which you are prepared to stand up for?
Was it just a tantrum because you didn’t get your own way and your natural response was to throw your toys out of the pram?
Get a fucking life!
It was a joke!
Casanova
Quote by PoloLady
Bitch, bitch......etc
Not a real bitch exactly - but using my ESP I could hear one or two people chanting this whilst possibly holding an effigy of me and passing round a large penis.
:shock: read this wrong the first time
Sex God
wow pololady! :shock:
that was indeed a rant of the HIGHEST order!
:worship: :worship: i have a right old strop somewhere about the place. i don't use it much anymore so feel free to borrow it anytime you like. ;)
neil x x x ;)
that was indeed a rant of the HIGHEST order!
:worship: :worship: i have a right old strop somewhere about the place. i don't use it much anymore so feel free to borrow it anytime you like. ;)neil x x x ;)
Quote by neilinleeds
wow pololady! :shock:
that was indeed a rant of the HIGHEST order!
neil x x x ;)
When you godda bitch - you godda bitch!
Polo - the Bitchin Style Guru.
By appointment only.
Sex God
Hey Polo I heard voices - didn't sound like bitch...bitch to me - sounded more like ..'where's me SoH?' to me. Haven't laughed so much in ages!!
so what bloody idiot let the Bitchin' Thread drop into the nether regions??? Eh?
Personally I'm too excited about the Nottingham Munch tomorrow to Bitch properly, so I'l leave it to all you billy-no-mates who aren't going to have a Bitch about not going....
and i'm just going to sit here and await Happy Cats arrival in the Bitchin Thread... it's like catnip to him....
Personally I'm too excited about the Nottingham Munch tomorrow to Bitch properly, so I'l leave it to all you billy-no-mates who aren't going to have a Bitch about not going....
and i'm just going to sit here and await Happy Cats arrival in the Bitchin Thread... it's like catnip to him....
Quote by postie
so what bloody idiot let the Bitchin' Thread drop into the nether regions??? Eh?
Personally I'm too excited about the Nottingham Munch tomorrow to Bitch properly, so I'l leave it to all you billy-no-mates who aren't going to have a Bitch about not going....
and i'm just going to sit here and await Happy Cats arrival in the Bitchin Thread... it's like catnip to him....
It'll be more like a cat fight than a bitch :lol:
Quote by bigDewi69
so what bloody idiot let the Bitchin' Thread drop into the nether regions??? Eh?
Personally I'm too excited about the Nottingham Munch tomorrow to Bitch properly, so I'l leave it to all you billy-no-mates who aren't going to have a Bitch about not going....
and i'm just going to sit here and await Happy Cats arrival in the Bitchin Thread... it's like catnip to him....
It'll be more like a cat fight than a bitch :lol:
let's hope so.... and BTW... is that avatar pic a deformed polar bear cub?
(we are up and running!)
Quote by postie
so what bloody idiot let the Bitchin' Thread drop into the nether regions??? Eh?
Personally I'm too excited about the Nottingham Munch tomorrow to Bitch properly, so I'l leave it to all you billy-no-mates who aren't going to have a Bitch about not going....
and i'm just going to sit here and await Happy Cats arrival in the Bitchin Thread... it's like catnip to him....
It'll be more like a cat fight than a bitch :lol:
let's hope so.... and BTW... is that avatar pic a deformed polar bear cub?
(we are up and running!)
Yes, I thought it would go well with your satanic cat with it's pure black eyes
Quote by blonde
I dont have anything to bitch about ..................... but if I didnt .... I wouldn't...!!!!
My Granny always told me :-
You get more bees with honey than u do with vinegar !!!
Why'd your Granny want bees? And don't you think bees have enough honey?
I recommend hitting bees with a rolled up polar bear cub....
And happy cats.... (you bastard) ....I am on the door at the munch.... just don't turn up betwixt 8pm and 9pm....hehehehhe
Quote by postie
I dont have anything to bitch about ..................... but if I didnt .... I wouldn't...!!!!
My Granny always told me :-
You get more bees with honey than u do with vinegar !!!
Why'd your Granny want bees? And don't you think bees have enough honey?
I recommend hitting bees with a rolled up polar bear cub.... What bear cub?
And happy cats.... (you bastard) ....I am on the door at the munch.... just don't turn up betwixt 8pm and 9pm....hehehehhe
I know it has been said before – but I can’t stand it! I can’t take it!I just can’t hold it in anymore!
I used to write interesting, funny, clever things (I know I did – I have a PM from none other than Mark to prove it). But I come on the forum now and struggle to find the will to type.
I find myself wondering:
A – how fucking old is this person?
B – what pile of crap has this person just read to come out with that pile of poo?
C – like I give a fuck about your ……. (trivial household appliance or some other crap)
D – do you have a life?
E – do you not have any friends in the real world or are they all here in cyber-land (god you need help)
F – does no person on here have an individual opinion anymore or are they all sheep?
G – where have all the interesting people gone?
H – where have all the interesting people gone?
I – where have all the interesting people gone? (yes I wonder about that one a lot)
J – have I linked to the wrong site by accident?
K – what the fluck is going on?
L – what is on the telly?
M – thank god I am going out in a bit! What time is it?
N – this isn’t even worth taking the piss out of – why can’t I bring myself to say something?
O – I miss all the newbie bashers, where did they go? – at least you could have a lively debate with them
P – can I even be bothered to read that thread?
Q – where have ll the interesting people gone?
R – where have all the interesting people gone?
S – where have all the interesting people gone?
T – do any of these people actually swing or even have sex of the non-marital kind?
U – why is this so crap?
V – what has happened?
W – have aliens abducted all of the interesting people?
X – is this like the Stepford Wives or what?
Y – why am I reading this shit?
Z – where have all the interesting people gone?
:fuckinghell: :fuckinghell: :fuckinghell: :fuckinghell: :fuckinghell:
I used to write interesting, funny, clever things (I know I did – I have a PM from none other than Mark to prove it). But I come on the forum now and struggle to find the will to type.
I find myself wondering:
A – how fucking old is this person?
B – what pile of crap has this person just read to come out with that pile of poo?
C – like I give a fuck about your ……. (trivial household appliance or some other crap)
D – do you have a life?
E – do you not have any friends in the real world or are they all here in cyber-land (god you need help)
F – does no person on here have an individual opinion anymore or are they all sheep?
G – where have all the interesting people gone?
H – where have all the interesting people gone?
I – where have all the interesting people gone? (yes I wonder about that one a lot)
J – have I linked to the wrong site by accident?
K – what the fluck is going on?
L – what is on the telly?
M – thank god I am going out in a bit! What time is it?
N – this isn’t even worth taking the piss out of – why can’t I bring myself to say something?
O – I miss all the newbie bashers, where did they go? – at least you could have a lively debate with them
P – can I even be bothered to read that thread?
Q – where have ll the interesting people gone?
R – where have all the interesting people gone?
S – where have all the interesting people gone?
T – do any of these people actually swing or even have sex of the non-marital kind?
U – why is this so crap?
V – what has happened?
W – have aliens abducted all of the interesting people?
X – is this like the Stepford Wives or what?
Y – why am I reading this shit?
Z – where have all the interesting people gone?
:fuckinghell: :fuckinghell: :fuckinghell: :fuckinghell: :fuckinghell:
Its not us, PoloLady, its you - youre boring!
I've had a fantastic time -
Today the kids nearly walked in on me going down on the missus for the first time, after slapping her to get to get her to agree. Whilst reading about an Eastenders star dogging, she was doing her make up in her phone, thinking about what she was doing this weekend, all I could think about was wishing that I had had a bath instead of a shower.
I was reminiscing as to where we had first shagged and what we were listening to at the time, and all she could think about was changing career because she wasn’t as sexy as she used to be.
I then fell out of the bed and she got turned on watching it happen and decided to finish herself off but couldn’t remember where she had hidden her favorite toy. I thought “fuck thisâ€, lit up a fag and she got all offended.
A rather poor impression of a tm Sgt Bilko
I've had a fantastic time -
Today the kids nearly walked in on me going down on the missus for the first time, after slapping her to get to get her to agree. Whilst reading about an Eastenders star dogging, she was doing her make up in her phone, thinking about what she was doing this weekend, all I could think about was wishing that I had had a bath instead of a shower.
I was reminiscing as to where we had first shagged and what we were listening to at the time, and all she could think about was changing career because she wasn’t as sexy as she used to be.
I then fell out of the bed and she got turned on watching it happen and decided to finish herself off but couldn’t remember where she had hidden her favorite toy. I thought “fuck thisâ€, lit up a fag and she got all offended.
A rather poor impression of a tm Sgt Bilko
Sex God
Quote by Happy Cats
Its not us, PoloLady, its you - youre boring!
I've had a fantastic time -
Today the kids nearly walked in on me going down on the missus for the first time, after slapping her to get to get her to agree. Whilst reading about an Eastenders star dogging, she was doing her make up in her phone, thinking about what she was doing this weekend, all I could think about was wishing that I had had a bath instead of a shower.
I was reminiscing as to where we had first shagged and what we were listening to at the time, and all she could think about was changing career because she wasn’t as sexy as she used to be.
I then fell out of the bed and she got turned on watching it happen and decided to finish herself off but couldn’t remember where she had hidden her favorite toy. I thought “fuck thisâ€, lit up a fag and she got all offended.
tm Sgt Bilko
I think you should start a discussion thread(s) on all these topics - society demands it!!
