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Alfbede
Sexlightened
The no return valve won't help when the straw shoots down your throat...
john45_sw_uk
Orgasminator
I was intendin to use a compressor, about 200 bar should do the trick :twisted:
Alfbede
Sexlightened
Yeah the back draft from that should ensure that the bloody straw chokes you....
john45_sw_uk
Orgasminator
You wont be so cocky when I let go of the straw and you go flying round SH Towers like a RPG :boxing:
Happy__Cat
Sex God
John
Instead of worrying about blowing up frogs - why dont you go and buy some proper shorts?
wink
Alfbede
Sexlightened
Not if I release first - then off you go doing a reverse flip spinning off into seventh heaven....
john45_sw_uk
Orgasminator
Quote by Happy Cats
John
Instead of worrying about blowing up frogs - why dont you go and buy some proper shorts?
wink

Who asked your opinion ya mangy fleabag :taz: :moon:
Happy__Cat
Sex God
Quote by Katien_n_John
John
Instead of worrying about blowing up frogs - why dont you go and buy some proper shorts?
wink

Who asked your opinion ya mangy fleabag :taz: :moon:
Bloody hell! You try and help - Some people!!!
Thats my last contribution to this thread - I'm off!
Unknown User
Quote by Katien_n_John
John
Instead of worrying about blowing up frogs - why dont you go and buy some proper shorts?
wink

Who asked your opinion ya mangy fleabag :taz: :moon:
SHORTS!!............... i just thought his trousers had shrunk!!!! rotflmao bolt
john45_sw_uk
Orgasminator
Quote by Happy Cats
John
Instead of worrying about blowing up frogs - why dont you go and buy some proper shorts?
wink

Who asked your opinion ya mangy fleabag :taz: :moon:
Bloody hell! You try and help - Some people!!!
Thats my last contribution to this thread - I'm off!
Good riddance, and dont come back rolleyes
:wink:
Unknown User
Quote by Happy Cats
John
Instead of worrying about blowing up frogs - why dont you go and buy some proper shorts?
wink

Who asked your opinion ya mangy fleabag :taz: :moon:
Bloody hell! You try and help - Some people!!!
Thats my last contribution to this thread - I'm off!
OI!!.............get back here ........ you big pussy!......whats up........ not got any fur balls
OOOO i love this :bounce: :bounce:
john45_sw_uk
Orgasminator
Quote by Debbiewebs
John
Instead of worrying about blowing up frogs - why dont you go and buy some proper shorts?
wink

Who asked your opinion ya mangy fleabag :taz: :moon:
SHORTS!!............... i just thought his trousers had shrunk!!!! rotflmao bolt
Dont you feckin start duel
Unknown User
Quote by Alfbede
What this therad need is a dog to liven things up a little....

yep - you are a dog alright!
Unknown User
Quote by Katien_n_John
John
Instead of worrying about blowing up frogs - why dont you go and buy some proper shorts?
wink

Who asked your opinion ya mangy fleabag :taz: :moon:
SHORTS!!............... i just thought his trousers had shrunk!!!! rotflmao bolt
Dont you feckin start duel
Whats up!........cannot handle me hey!...Shorty! :rotflmao:
Unknown User
Quote by PoloLady
What this therad need is a dog to liven things up a little....

yep - you are a dog alright!
oi Polo ya bum looks like satin!!...........somthing thats been sat in!! rotflmao :bounce: :bounce:
Unknown User
Quote by Debbiewebs
What this therad need is a dog to liven things up a little....

yep - you are a dog alright!
oi Polo ya bum looks like satin!!...........somthing thats been sat in!! rotflmao :bounce: :bounce:
Yep - I sat in ya face (no wonder why your are stuck with the puckered rim look on ya mush!) lol
john45_sw_uk
Orgasminator
Who you calling shorty? duel Want ur tits slapped ?
Happy__Cat
Sex God
Quote by Katien_n_John
Who you calling shorty? duel Want ur tits slapped ?

Now dont get shirty, shorty!
lol
Unknown User
Quote by PoloLady
What this therad need is a dog to liven things up a little....

yep - you are a dog alright!
oi Polo ya bum looks like satin!!...........somthing thats been sat in!! rotflmao :bounce: :bounce:
Yep - I sat in ya face (no wonder why your are stuck with the puckered rim look on ya mush!) lol
Must of been the wind you blow on them when you sat on me face.....cause now i am stuck like this
Fart Bum!! :lol:
Happy__Cat
Sex God
Quote by Debbiewebs
John
Instead of worrying about blowing up frogs - why dont you go and buy some proper shorts?
wink

Who asked your opinion ya mangy fleabag :taz: :moon:
Bloody hell! You try and help - Some people!!!
Thats my last contribution to this thread - I'm off!
OI!!.............get back here ........ you big pussy!......whats up........ not got any fur balls
OOOO i love this :bounce: :bounce:
Bugger off you Ruby Wax wannabee!
duel
Unknown User
Quote by Katien_n_John
Who you calling shorty? duel Want ur tits slapped ?

When ya bigger enouth Shorty lol :lol:
Alfbede
Sexlightened
Quote by PoloLady
What this therad need is a dog to liven things up a little....

yep - you are a dog alright!
Why thank you fair maiden....
And thanks for the support cats....
I must be goin' soft in the head not bitchin'
john45_sw_uk
Orgasminator
Quote by Happy Cats
Who you calling shorty? duel Want ur tits slapped ?

Now dont get shirty, shorty!
lol
When I want advice from a flea bitten alky rug I'll ask for it, now feck off like you said you were gonna flipa
Unknown User
Quote by Happy Cats
John
Instead of worrying about blowing up frogs - why dont you go and buy some proper shorts?
wink

Who asked your opinion ya mangy fleabag :taz: :moon:
Bloody hell! You try and help - Some people!!!
Thats my last contribution to this thread - I'm off!
OI!!.............get back here ........ you big pussy!......whats up........ not got any fur balls
OOOO i love this :bounce: :bounce:
Bugger off you Ruby Wax wannabee!
duel
Look you............. just because you can lick ya own bum no need to act like one! lol :lol:
john45_sw_uk
Orgasminator
Bollox, just as I was getting warmed up i godda go and put the feckin kettle on for madam, sheesh mad :x :x :x
Laters gang
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Unknown User
Quote by Katien_n_John
Who you calling shorty? duel Want ur tits slapped ?

Now dont get shirty, shorty!
lol
When I want advice from a flea bitten alky rug I'll ask for it, now feck off like you said you were gonna flipa
ooo weeeee Little old shorty getting shirty! :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
You talk to rugs!!! loon
trouble is i have to go now sad kids due back from shcool!
BUT I WILL BE BACK!! :grin:
Alfbede
Sexlightened
Quote by Katien_n_John
Bollox, just as I was getting warmed up i godda go and put the feckin kettle on for madam, sheesh mad :x :x :x
Laters gang
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

Bowing to the superiority of women eh?
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
john45_sw_uk
Orgasminator
Quote by Alfbede
Bollox, just as I was getting warmed up i godda go and put the feckin kettle on for madam, sheesh mad :x :x :x
Laters gang
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

Bowing to the superiority of women eh?
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Dont worry, I'll be back, I aint finished with you yet matey :rotflmao:
Unknown User
Quote by Alfbede
I must be goin' soft in the head not bitchin'

well it will match all ya other soft bits then - Mr Floppy!
Alfbede
Sexlightened
Quote by PoloLady

I must be goin' soft in the head not bitchin'

well it will match all ya other soft bits then - Mr Floppy!
Oooooohhhhhh Miaowwwwwww.....
JFTR I have had no complaints yet 'n ifn you wanna road test I'm game.....