The Bitchin' Thread

6 Jun 2005

Quote by Alfbede

I must be goin' soft in the head not bitchin'

well it will match all ya other soft bits then - Mr Floppy!
Oooooohhhhhh Miaowwwwwww.....
JFTR I have had no complaints yet 'n ifn you wanna road test I'm game.....
you have had no complaints because you ain't had a shag yet!

6 Jun 2005

Quote by PoloLady

I must be goin' soft in the head not bitchin'

well it will match all ya other soft bits then - Mr Floppy!
Oooooohhhhhh Miaowwwwwww.....
JFTR I have had no complaints yet 'n ifn you wanna road test I'm game.....
you have had no complaints because you ain't had a shag yet!
Ok I'll open a book 25 takes 1 I can prove my track record...

6 Jun 2005

Quote by Debbiewebs
What this therad need is a dog to liven things up a little....

yep - you are a dog alright!
oi Polo ya bum looks like satin!!...........somthing thats been sat in!! rotflmao

:bounce: :bounce:
Yep - I sat in ya face (no wonder why your are stuck with the puckered rim look on ya mush!) lol

Must of been the wind you blow on them when you sat on me face.....cause now i am stuck like this
Fart Bum!! :lol:
BTW - that wasn't a fart, I just captured some of your breath between my buttocks - try Listerine Ms Bobby Breath!

6 Jun 2005

Quote by Alfbede

I must be goin' soft in the head not bitchin'

well it will match all ya other soft bits then - Mr Floppy!
Oooooohhhhhh Miaowwwwwww.....
JFTR I have had no complaints yet 'n ifn you wanna road test I'm game.....
you have had no complaints because you ain't had a shag yet!
Ok I'll open a book 25 takes 1 I can prove my track record...
Hands up all those who have had a good shag (or any shag come to think of it) off of Alfbede......................
rolleyes

:roll:

:sleeping:
I don't see hands waving - do you?
rotflmao

6 Jun 2005

I am not even going to bother trying to respond to such innuendo.....
YaY I just noticed I got the century :bounce:

6 Jun 2005

Quote by Katien_n_John
Bollox, just as I was getting warmed up i godda go and put the feckin kettle on for madam, sheesh :x :x :x
Laters gang
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

How long does it take to boil a kettle. Sorry! Just realised youre in Wiltshire, you will need firewood and some flint!

6 Jun 2005

Look - it is time to stop fucking about with this silly stuff - lets get to the heart of what this thread is all about.........
we should be bitching about serious issues - bitching with narrow minded, ignorant, go with the flow to get an opinion arseholes!
So who wants to pick a topic and lets share some veiws and bitch at the people who post shit! (or don't agree with me - whichever)

6 Jun 2005

Quote by PoloLady
So who wants to pick a topic and lets share some veiws and bitch at the people who post shit! (or don't agree with me - whichever)

That'd be you posting shit PoloLady.. and if you argue otherwise...I wont agree with you.. so nerrrrr
(note: debut entry in the Bitch Thread....)

6 Jun 2005

Quote by postie

So who wants to pick a topic and lets share some veiws and bitch at the people who post shit! (or don't agree with me - whichever)

That'd be you posting shit PoloLady.. and if you argue otherwise...I wont agree with you.. so nerrrrr
(note: debut entry in the Bitch Thread....)
Dumb-ass fucker rolleyes

6 Jun 2005

Oi Postie!
I have the cat avatars alright?

6 Jun 2005

Quote by Happy Cats
Oi Postie!
I have the cat avatars alright?

You call that a fecking cat??? I thought it was a roadkilled sloth...
...and IF it is a cat.... it should be ashamed of itself... bloody ugly cat...
not like my lovely little pussy...

6 Jun 2005

Some cat that is - its got no ears or eyes!
God only knows what its got to laugh at

6 Jun 2005

Quote by Happy Cats
Some cat that is - its got no ears or eyes!
God only knows what its got to laugh at

It has closed it's eyes so it doesn't have to look at your pathetic excuse for a cat.... and it's closed its ears as it heard you asking for a Kirker Kerla in an East Yorks drawl....

6 Jun 2005

Quote by postie
Some cat that is - its got no ears or eyes!
God only knows what its got to laugh at

It has closed it's eyes so it doesn't have to look at your pathetic excuse for a cat.... and it's closed its ears as it heard you asking for a Kirker Kerla in an East Yorks drawl....
My Cat is laid back and chilled, content in the knowledge that it is not a native yorkshire pussy with an eeh bah gum, he were a great baker, accent.
Your pussies only saving grace is that, being from yorkshire, it will be tight!
wink

6 Jun 2005

6 Jun 2005

Quote by PoloLady

6 Jun 2005

FFS

I leave the place for half a day and come back to find the place has turned into a bloody animal shelter.
Someone get a broom and get these fleabags out of here. :twisted:

6 Jun 2005

Quote by Katien_n_John
FFS
I leave the place for half a day and come back to find the place has turned into a bloody animal shelter.
Someone get a broom and get these fleabags out of here. :twisted:

So does it really take half a day to boil a kettle?
John
wink

6 Jun 2005

Quote by Horous
FFS
I leave the place for half a day and come back to find the place has turned into a bloody animal shelter.
Someone get a broom and get these fleabags out of here. :twisted:

So does it really take half a day to boil a kettle?
John
wink

Welllllllllllll, one thing led to another, you know how it is :twisted:

6 Jun 2005

Quote by Katien_n_John
Welllllllllllll, one thing led to another, you know how it is :twisted:

Except I've run out of tea bags again, must leave this bloody computer alone one day.
John
sad

6 Jun 2005

Quote by Katien_n_John
FFS
I leave the place for half a day and come back to find the place has turned into a bloody animal shelter.
Someone get a broom and get these fleabags out of here. :twisted:

So does it really take half a day to boil a kettle?
John
wink

Welllllllllllll, one thing led to another, you know how it is :twisted:
So this is where your hiding

:smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom:
get back out to that garden, and stop telling tales redface

ops:

6 Jun 2005

Quote by katie_sw_uk
FFS
I leave the place for half a day and come back to find the place has turned into a bloody animal shelter.
Someone get a broom and get these fleabags out of here. :twisted:

So does it really take half a day to boil a kettle?
John
wink

Welllllllllllll, one thing led to another, you know how it is :twisted:
So this is where your hiding

:smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom:
get back out to that garden, and stop telling tales redface

ops:

:lol:
He's been scaring crows!
:lol:

6 Jun 2005

:scared: :scared: Oh shit
Hide me hide me quick ffs
bolt

6 Jun 2005

Quote by katie_sw_uk
FFS
I leave the place for half a day and come back to find the place has turned into a bloody animal shelter.
Someone get a broom and get these fleabags out of here. :twisted:

So does it really take half a day to boil a kettle?
John
wink

Welllllllllllll, one thing led to another, you know how it is :twisted:
So this is where your hiding
Nice one - good to see who wears the trousers

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

:smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom:
get back out to that garden, and stop telling tales redface

ops:

6 Jun 2005

And you lot poke

Stop encoraging him
now whered he go rolleyes

6 Jun 2005

Quote by Happy Cats
FFS
I leave the place for half a day and come back to find the place has turned into a bloody animal shelter.
Someone get a broom and get these fleabags out of here. :twisted:

So does it really take half a day to boil a kettle?
John
wink

Welllllllllllll, one thing led to another, you know how it is :twisted:
So this is where your hiding

:smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom:
get back out to that garden, and stop telling tales redface

ops:

:lol:
He's been scaring crows!
:lol:
Not to mention blowing up frogs!

6 Jun 2005

I have no idea what's going on in here... I tried to read the 6 pages, I failed miserably... but i'm in serach of a safe, but satisfying place to hurl as many expletives as I can... have had a fekkin' awful day and need vent it, but I'm thinking perhaps even tho it says bitch thread, this is not what it's about.

6 Jun 2005

Quote by ockysweeties
I have no idea what's going on in here... I tried to read the 6 pages, I failed miserably... but i'm in serach of a safe, but satisfying place to hurl as many expletives as I can... have had a fekkin' awful day and need vent it, but I'm thinking perhaps even tho it says bitch thread, this is not what it's about.

Just go for it we'll understand I have been contributing and I have lost the plot also!

6 Jun 2005

Quote by ockysweeties
I have no idea what's going on in here... I tried to read the 6 pages, I failed miserably... but i'm in serach of a safe, but satisfying place to hurl as many expletives as I can... have had a fekkin' awful day and need vent it, but I'm thinking perhaps even tho it says bitch thread, this is not what it's about.

You go for it girl, we have been hurling expletives all day.
and very satisfying its been too

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

6 Jun 2005

Typical Yanks, always arrive late!
wink