The Bitchin' Thread

6 Jun 2005

Quote by Katien_n_John
I have no idea what's going on in here... I tried to read the 6 pages, I failed miserably... but i'm in serach of a safe, but satisfying place to hurl as many expletives as I can... have had a fekkin' awful day and need vent it, but I'm thinking perhaps even tho it says bitch thread, this is not what it's about.

You go for it girl, we have been hurling expletives all day.
and very satisfying its been too

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Thought you were supposed to be in the garden - lookin' for frogs???

6 Jun 2005

Quote by Alfbede
I have no idea what's going on in here... I tried to read the 6 pages, I failed miserably... but i'm in serach of a safe, but satisfying place to hurl as many expletives as I can... have had a fekkin' awful day and need vent it, but I'm thinking perhaps even tho it says bitch thread, this is not what it's about.

You go for it girl, we have been hurling expletives all day.
and very satisfying its been too

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Thought you were supposed to be in the garden - lookin' for frogs???
SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH feck off, she'll find me again ya feckin dobber

6 Jun 2005

Quote by Katien_n_John
I have no idea what's going on in here... I tried to read the 6 pages, I failed miserably... but i'm in serach of a safe, but satisfying place to hurl as many expletives as I can... have had a fekkin' awful day and need vent it, but I'm thinking perhaps even tho it says bitch thread, this is not what it's about.

You go for it girl, we have been hurling expletives all day.
and very satisfying its been too

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Thought you were supposed to be in the garden - lookin' for frogs???
SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH feck off, she'll find me again ya feckin dobber
From women you can run but you can't hide - personally I neither want to run nor hide

6 Jun 2005

er... ok you asked for it! so the new lap top the ny office gave me and supposedly was programmed with the right things is missing the one element that allows me to actually accomplish anything. My supervisor is an unhelpful sonofabitch who said he's helped me as much as he could and i'm on my own, my skin is awful from travling the house is a wreck my partner is in a whiny mood the washer broke and flooded the kitchen and my other supervisor is badmouthing me to others for no fekking good reason so all i have to say is:
MOTHERF@!! YOU SH*&$ CU*&^ SLAPPING CATBLENDING COCKSUCKING F&^S TAKE THIS F*!@# LAPTOP AND SHOVE IT UP YOU G&^! DA#$ ARSES!!! BLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPIN WASHER CAN KISS MY F!@## C@#O*& AND DIE!!!!
i think i'm gonna pass out.

6 Jun 2005

Quote by Happy Cats
Typical Yanks, always arrive late!

can't help this .. but sniggggger...... damn that happy cats.... fucked up my bitching totally...typical. Why can't you get back to being not so funny.. (and did some bugger call our cats - fleabags??)

6 Jun 2005

Quote by ockysweeties
er... ok you asked for it! so the new lap top the ny office gave me and supposedly was programmed with the right things is missing the one element that allows me to actually accomplish anything. My supervisor is an unhelpful sonofabitch who said he's helped me as much as he could and i'm on my own, my skin is awful from travling the house is a wreck my partner is in a whiny mood the washer broke and flooded the kitchen and my other supervisor is badmouthing me to others for no fekking good reason so all i have to say is:
MOTHERF@!! YOU SH*&$ CU*&^ SLAPPING CATBLENDING COCKSUCKING F&^S TAKE THIS F*!@# LAPTOP AND SHOVE IT UP YOU G&^! DA#$ ARSES!!! BLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPIN WASHER CAN KISS MY F!@## C@#O*& AND DIE!!!!
i think i'm gonna pass out.

I bet that feels better..... Good to get it out of the system, now you can join in the fun....

6 Jun 2005

Quote by Happy Cats
Typical Yanks, always arrive late!

awright that's it!!!! you're on the list along with postie...

6 Jun 2005

Quote by postie
Typical Yanks, always arrive late!

can't help this .. but sniggggger...... damn that happy cats.... fucked up my bitching totally...typical. Why can't you get back to being not so funny.. (and did some bugger call our cats - fleabags??)
Your right!
Get Shorty!

6 Jun 2005

Quote by ockysweeties
er... ok you asked for it! so the new lap top the ny office gave me and supposedly was programmed with the right things is missing the one element that allows me to actually accomplish anything. My supervisor is an unhelpful sonofabitch who said he's helped me as much as he could and i'm on my own, my skin is awful from travling the house is a wreck my partner is in a whiny mood the washer broke and flooded the kitchen and my other supervisor is badmouthing me to others for no fekking good reason so all i have to say is:
MOTHERF@!! YOU SH*&$ CU*&^ SLAPPING CATBLENDING COCKSUCKING F&^S TAKE THIS F*!@# LAPTOP AND SHOVE IT UP YOU G&^! DA#$ ARSES!!! BLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPIN WASHER CAN KISS MY F!@## C@#O*& AND DIE!!!!
i think i'm gonna pass out.

You call that a bad day?????? Don't know what your problem is.... (c'mon Ocky.. you can swear as much as you want)... though I am soooo glad you have spelt arse (as in shove it up...) in the English and not the American asses way... we'll have you well trained yet!
Now when are you going to give us OUR country back???? eh.... ?? Colonial.... lol
(good to see you back Ockster! )

6 Jun 2005

Quote by postie
er... ok you asked for it! so the new lap top the ny office gave me and supposedly was programmed with the right things is missing the one element that allows me to actually accomplish anything. My supervisor is an unhelpful sonofabitch who said he's helped me as much as he could and i'm on my own, my skin is awful from travling the house is a wreck my partner is in a whiny mood the washer broke and flooded the kitchen and my other supervisor is badmouthing me to others for no fekking good reason so all i have to say is:
MOTHERF@!! YOU SH*&$ CU*&^ SLAPPING CATBLENDING COCKSUCKING F&^S TAKE THIS F*!@# LAPTOP AND SHOVE IT UP YOU G&^! DA#$ ARSES!!! BLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPIN WASHER CAN KISS MY F!@## C@#O*& AND DIE!!!!
i think i'm gonna pass out.

You call that a bad day?????? Don't know what your problem is.... (c'mon Ocky.. you can swear as much as you want)... though I am soooo glad you have spelt arse (as in shove it up...) in the English and not the American asses way... we'll have you well trained yet!
Now when are you going to give us OUR country back???? eh.... ?? Colonial.... lol
(good to see you back Ockster! )
Not only our country but our language also?????

6 Jun 2005

Quote by Happy Cats
Typical Yanks, always arrive late!

can't help this .. but sniggggger...... damn that happy cats.... fucked up my bitching totally...typical. Why can't you get back to being not so funny.. (and did some bugger call our cats - fleabags??)
Your right!
Get Shorty!
Come on then duel

I'll take you both on with one hand tied behind me back :boxing: :kick:

6 Jun 2005

Phonecall from BT this morning after doing several linetests to get my net connection kicked in....
Advisor- Hello, are you having trouble with your phone?
Me- No
Advisor- It's just that we are getting several reports of a faulty line
Me- Oh, that'd be me. I have to do line tests to get online.
Advisor- Would you like me to put you through to a Broadband engineer?
Me- No thankyou. They don't know how to fix it, I can do a better job myself via the line test. If that starts to fail, then I might start running the BT guantlet again, and be put through to advisor after advisor who'll send someone else out who haven't a clue what they are doing, but until then I am quite happy doing it like this. It's more effective.
Advisor :gagged: erm, ok then confused

And I didn't swear once :smug:
Venusxxx

6 Jun 2005

Quote by VenusnMars
Phonecall from BT this morning after doing several linetests to get my net connection kicked in....
Advisor- Hello, are you having trouble with your phone?
Me- No
Advisor- It's just that we are getting several reports of a faulty line
Me- Oh, that'd be me. I have to do line tests to get online.
Advisor- Would you like me to put you through to a Broadband engineer?
Me- No thankyou. They don't know how to fix it, I can do a better job myself via the line test. If that starts to fail, then I might start running the BT guantlet again, and be put through to advisor after advisor who'll send someone else out who haven't a clue what they are doing, but until then I am quite happy doing it like this. It's more effective.
Advisor :gagged: erm, ok then
And I didn't swear once :smug:
Venusxxx

I am surprised he/she gave up so easily - usualy take me half an hour at least!

6 Jun 2005

Quote by Alfbede
You call that a bad day?????? Don't know what your problem is.... (c'mon Ocky.. you can swear as much as you want)... though I am soooo glad you have spelt arse (as in shove it up...) in the English and not the American asses way... we'll have you well trained yet!
Now when are you going to give us OUR country back???? eh.... ?? Colonial.... lol
(good to see you back Ockster! )

Not only our country but our language also?????
as soon as you give back the falklands. and what's up with that island called "new ireland" over by papa new guinea? and you don't want the americans to give back their langauge. besides, now i can say I'm bingual. lol

6 Jun 2005

Quote by Alfbede

Now when are you going to give us OUR country back???? eh.... ?? Colonial.... lol
(good to see you back Ockster! )

Not only our country but our language also?????
Are you in Scotland Alfbede? ....get yer own bleddy language... biggrin

(see Ocky.. no such thing as the "united" Kingdom"

6 Jun 2005

I wouldn't be surprised if everyone of their damn advisors has dealt with me before. That would explain the quitting so soon :twisted:
Venusxxx

6 Jun 2005

Venus, Ocky, stop your bloody whinging and help me get these two flea ridden furballs out, the got me cornered here.
duel

:duel: :duel: :duel:

6 Jun 2005

oooooh Venus, lend us that machine gun, just the thing :twisted: :twisted:

6 Jun 2005

Quote by postie

Now when are you going to give us OUR country back???? eh.... ?? Colonial.... lol
(good to see you back Ockster! )

Not only our country but our language also?????
Are you in Scotland Alfbede? ....get yer own bleddy language... biggrin

(see Ocky.. no such thing as the "united" Kingdom"
At least we have a language that has not been hijacked!!!!!

6 Jun 2005

Quote by Katien_n_John
Venus, Ocky, stop your bloody whinging and help me get these two flea ridden furballs out, the got me cornered here.
:duel: :duel: :duel:

You can have one hand tied behind your back..... I suggest you untie it ...as I am about to unleash the fleas of a thousand cats to infest your ball-bag... go scatch you bugger!

6 Jun 2005

here comes the american with the gun:
:bs:

6 Jun 2005

Quote by Katien_n_John
oooooh Venus, lend us that machine gun, just the thing :twisted: :twisted:

Too late sucker!
You step out in the garden and youre ours -

6 Jun 2005

Quote by Alfbede

Now when are you going to give us OUR country back???? eh.... ?? Colonial.... lol
(good to see you back Ockster! )

Not only our country but our language also?????
Are you in Scotland Alfbede? ....get yer own bleddy language... biggrin

(see Ocky.. no such thing as the "united" Kingdom"
At least we have a language that has not been hijacked!!!!!
So why do you lot always use ours..... and with that awful accent too??? rolleyes

We should charge the rest of the English speaking world a tax, like copyright... see if you still want to mangle our language then!

6 Jun 2005

Quote by ockysweeties
here comes the american with the gun:
:bs:

Typical fecking yank.... FRIENDLY Fire!

6 Jun 2005

Katien_n_John I have some industrial strength flea spray ifn you want to loan it!

6 Jun 2005

Quote by Alfbede

Now when are you going to give us OUR country back???? eh.... ?? Colonial.... lol
(good to see you back Ockster! )

Not only our country but our language also?????
Are you in Scotland Alfbede? ....get yer own bleddy language... biggrin

(see Ocky.. no such thing as the "united" Kingdom"
At least we have a language that has not been hijacked!!!!!
Sorry?
Cant understand a blind word your saying!

6 Jun 2005

Quote by Happy Cats
oooooh Venus, lend us that machine gun, just the thing :twisted: :twisted:

Too late sucker!
You step out in the garden and youre ours -

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Bollox, now look what u did, gonna have fire myself up again now.
Go get em Ocky, I'll head em off at the pass

6 Jun 2005

Quote by postie

Now when are you going to give us OUR country back???? eh.... ?? Colonial.... lol
(good to see you back Ockster! )

Not only our country but our language also?????
Are you in Scotland Alfbede? ....get yer own bleddy language... biggrin

(see Ocky.. no such thing as the "united" Kingdom"
At least we have a language that has not been hijacked!!!!!
So why do you lot always use ours..... and with that awful accent too??? rolleyes

We should charge the rest of the English speaking world a tax, like copyright... see if you still want to mangle our language then!
Accent??? Accent??? You just don't understand the gaelic - go on now admit it!

6 Jun 2005

Quote by postie
So why do you lot always use ours..... and with that awful accent too???
We should charge the rest of the English speaking world a tax, like copyright... see if you still want to mangle our language then!

I dunno, at this point we have a language of our own. tell me if you understand this:
I highly suggest you Brits takes this idea `bout us Americans ridin' yo language n shove it as far up yo.... You cannot biznoth say this is yo country since you founded it n T-H-to-tha-izzen accuse us of steal'n a language you brought hizzy fo' sheezy. shot calla.

6 Jun 2005

Quote by Alfbede
Katien_n_John I have some industrial strength flea spray ifn you want to loan it!

What? recruit a FROG???
Oh well needs must, chuck us the flea powder and man the barricades.