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Quote by Katien_n_John
oooooh Venus, lend us that machine gun, just the thing :twisted: :twisted:

Too late sucker!
You step out in the garden and youre ours -

rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Bollox, now look what u did, gonna have fire myself up again now.
Go get em Ocky, I'll head em off at the pass
Can i help out wit some pepper dust????
Quote by Alfbede
oooooh Venus, lend us that machine gun, just the thing :twisted: :twisted:

Too late sucker!
You step out in the garden and youre ours -

rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Bollox, now look what u did, gonna have fire myself up again now.
Go get em Ocky, I'll head em off at the pass
Can i help out wit some pepper dust????
Don't be a pussy. Pepper spray
the fuckers! :twisted:
Venusxxx
Quote by VenusnMars
oooooh Venus, lend us that machine gun, just the thing :twisted: :twisted:

Too late sucker!
You step out in the garden and youre ours -

rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Bollox, now look what u did, gonna have fire myself up again now.
Go get em Ocky, I'll head em off at the pass
Can i help out wit some pepper dust????
Don't be a pussy. Pepper spray
the fuckers! :twisted:
Venusxxx
I didn't want to be so cruel but I totally agree bloody cats are too independent!
These are for your bollox katein_john!
Quote by postie
These are for your bollox katein_john!

Don't worry I got 'em coverd with the spray......
Quote by Alfbede
Accent??? Accent??? You just don't understand the gaelic - go on now admit it!

Nope.... rather glad actually... question is... does anyone in Scotland.???.. or do you all just pretend to understand to not look stupid??? LOL biggrin
Hey OCKY....
forgetting your bad day????
Can I remind you... it was awful...... hehehehehehe
Quote by ockysweeties
screw pepper spray....

Wooooooooooooooooooooohooooooooooooooooooooo
way to go guys :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Fuck my bollox are itchin, you just wait Postie, I'm of to find a PitBull
Quote by postie

Accent??? Accent??? You just don't understand the gaelic - go on now admit it!

Nope.... rather glad actually... question is... does anyone in Scotland.???.. or do you all just pretend to undersatn to not look stupid??? LOL biggrin
Actually I am Cornish and have a seperate language also - but I can now understand why you Engllish don't appreciate all of the inventions that Scot's have given you!
Postie
I've got Jethro the Scottish frog sorted, you get the others

You and your kinky mutt don't scare us and our cats... I heard it was a sub anyhows!
oi, postie... duck!
and here john, this should help kill the lil' itching bastards
u lot still bitchin????? rolleyes wink
louxxxxxxxxxxxx
Quote by Alfbede

Actually I am Cornish and have a seperate language also - but I can now understand why you Engllish don't appreciate all of the inventions that Scot's have given you!

LOL....erm.. like chucking big sticks, made up monsters and erm.... scotty dogs?
Think I'll sneak up behind the yank
Quote by bailiffs
u lot still bitchin????? rolleyes wink
louxxxxxxxxxxxx

Yeah .... you wanna start?????
ooooh please do Mrs Bailiffs! (i need a breather...hope you like cats?)
Quote by Happy Cats
Think I'll sneak up behind the yank

go ahead... try it...
Its ok Ocky, I got your tail covered wink
Quote by postie
u lot still bitchin????? rolleyes wink
louxxxxxxxxxxxx

Yeah .... you wanna start?????
ooooh please do Mrs Bailiffs! (i need a breather...hope you like cats?)
i do yeah......................as long as we dont get into a cat bitch fight!!!!!!! lol
louxx
bailliffs :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
Join us n the frog.
Quote by Katien_n_John
bailliffs :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
Join us n the frog.

k k k let g o !!!!!
louxxx
Quote by ockysweeties
oi, postie... duck!
and here john, this should help kill the lil' itching bastards

OOOOH thats better
Pokes head over parapet
Ahh, looks like peace has broken out, now wheres me hexi burner and me billycan, lets get a brew on while theres time coffee
I'm full of remorse - I shot a scottish frog and I'm staying in Edinburgh tomorrow night, I'm going to have nightmares :cry:
you still bitchin john :giggle:
Quote by Katien_n_John
Pokes head over parapet
Ahh, looks like peace has broken out, now wheres me hexi burner and me billycan, lets get a brew on while theres time coffee

I'm sorry, what does that mean?!
Quote by salt_n_pepper
you still bitchin john :giggle:

Nah, havin a break in hostilities, bloody good fun though, havent laughed so much in years lol :lol:
Quote by Happy Cats
I'm full of remorse - I shot a scottish frog and I'm staying in Edinburgh tomorrow night, I'm going to have nightmares :cry:

How many sugars Happy?
Quote by ockysweeties
Pokes head over parapet
Ahh, looks like peace has broken out, now wheres me hexi burner and me billycan, lets get a brew on while theres time coffee

I'm sorry, what does that mean?!
Having a good ole cup of tea Ocky, want one? come join us by the camp fire biggrin