The Bitchin' Thread

6 Jun 2005

as long as I can roast marshmallows and drink whiskey insteadda tea... I still feel like throwing my lap top thru a plate glass window.

6 Jun 2005

Quote by Katien_n_John
I'm full of remorse - I shot a scottish frog and I'm staying in Edinburgh tomorrow night, I'm going to have nightmares :cry:

How many sugars Happy?
Just half a spoon for me please
lol

6 Jun 2005

Passing Ocky a bottle of JD
Fill yer boots girl.
now tell us all about this laptop
biggrin

6 Jun 2005

Right lovely peeps
Thanks for the fun
I'm gonna build me bivy, string me hammock, get me sleeping bag out and get me head down, may battle commence tomorrow :twisted:
nite nite wave

6 Jun 2005

Quote by Katien_n_John
Right lovely peeps
Thanks for the fun
I'm gonna build me bivy, string me hammock, get me sleeping bag out and get me head down, may battle commence tomorrow :twisted:
nite nite

HA! was playin possum! Hope you like the reserve battalion of fleas in your sleeping bag...!
Ocky, switch sides... quick... while you can

7 Jun 2005

I got fed up with all this too many people hijacked this thread to have a good bitch it's just totally out of order why don't you leave it to us miserable old gits who really have something to bitch about like us having our threads hijacked!!!!!

7 Jun 2005

Quote by Happy Cats
I'm full of remorse - I shot a scottish frog and I'm staying in Edinburgh tomorrow night, I'm going to have nightmares :cry:

You actually shot a Cornish frog 'n' we is much less forgiving - although you might try buying me a drink, the artist can be mollified by alcohol.....

7 Jun 2005

test

7 Jun 2005

I could cuss some more. I"m always up for more bitching.

7 Jun 2005

Quote by ockysweeties
I could cuss some more. I"m always up for more bitching.

Seems like you enjoyed bitchin so much last night you came back for more!
So...what's bugging you today my tiny colonial friend?

7 Jun 2005

my boss in ny, who was an absolute nutter and bitch to boot, is getting fired. this is good news for my coworkers in nyc but bad for me, as it means I too am now out of a job.
i'm conflicted.
stop shooting frogs, cornish, scottish or otherwise. I like frogs as much as I like cats (xcept the kinds that call me short and make fun of my accent - postie...)

7 Jun 2005

Quote by ockysweeties
my boss in ny, who was an absolute nutter and bitch to boot, is getting fired. this is good news for my coworkers in nyc but bad for me, as it means I too am now out of a job.
i'm conflicted.
stop shooting frogs, cornish, scottish or otherwise. I like frogs as much as I like cats (xcept the kinds that call me short and make fun of my accent - postie...)

Sorry to hear you are out of a job! Really hope you get something sorted out soon*, ......if not i guess with you being a woman you can always come round here and wash up and stuff... don't knock it Ocky.... or I'll get you deported for being a work-shy immigrant...
I have a very low shelf that is getting dusty, if i get you a box can you reach up and wipe the dust off???
* is serious by the way!

7 Jun 2005

y'know i HAVE a british passport AND a certificate saying I'm a citizen. So don't be calling me no immigrant.
y'know I will come over with my duster - and shove it up yer arse!!!
(just kidding. sortof. but thanks for the good wishes wink

)

7 Jun 2005

Quote by ockysweeties
y'know I will come over with my duster - and shove it up yer arse!!!

You want me to get you a pair of step ladders for that promise??? lol

:lol:

7 Jun 2005

<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<< walks past whistling............................

7 Jun 2005

Blue..... This thread was a trully brilliant idea lol

:lol: :lol: :lol:

7 Jun 2005

Quote by bigDewi69
Blue..... This thread was a trully brilliant idea :lol: :lol: :lol:

You creepy arsed bastard.....what are you after? blue points or something? :lol:

7 Jun 2005

Quote by bailiffs
<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<< walks past whistling............................

and as for you..... you look like you are fidgeting... keep still... i'm trying to perv!

7 Jun 2005

Quote by postie
Blue..... This thread was a trully brilliant idea :lol: :lol: :lol:

You creepy arsed bastard.....what are you after? blue points or something? :lol:
Creepy arsed........
Coming from the man with a shitting kitten avatar :shock:
I happen to think it's the funniest thing in ages seeing others laying into each other for fun. But then I'm very much the sadist in the summer sun :twisted: :twisted:

7 Jun 2005

Quote by bigDewi69

Coming from the man with a shitting kitten avatar :shock:
:twisted:

It's pulling that face because it saw your avatar peering at it like a demented loon..

7 Jun 2005

Quote by postie

Coming from the man with a shitting kitten avatar :shock:
:twisted:

It's pulling that face because it saw your avatar peering at it like a demented loon..
Quiet or I'll bring back the testicle :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

7 Jun 2005

mrrrrrrow.
hisssssssss

7 Jun 2005

Quote by bigDewi69
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Quiet or I'll bring back the testicle :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

I thought that was the testicle! :evil2:

7 Jun 2005

Quote by postie
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Quiet or I'll bring back the testicle :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

I thought that was the testicle! :evil2:
Aa................................
:censored: :censored: flipa

:flipa: :flipa: :censored:
:kick:
Git :P

7 Jun 2005

Gotcha.... 1- 0 me... do I win a life sized Ocky??

7 Jun 2005

ahem? i'm a prize to be won now am i...

7 Jun 2005

Quote by postie
<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<< walks past whistling............................

and as for you..... you look like you are fidgeting... keep still... i'm trying to perv!
i carnt help it i need the loo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

7 Jun 2005

right, this is just a bitch, about all the bitchin, going on in the bitchin thread

7 Jun 2005

adn this is bitch that there is not ENUFF bitching going on in the bitch thread!!

7 Jun 2005

or that the bitchin going on is not bitchy enough in the bitchin thread