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Dean promised that I'd give every woman who went to the cannock social an easter egg. Well I have a supply of eggs Dean, so I blame you for the extra inches the mids room ladies are likely to add to waistlines in the next day or two. And any ladies who would like to say "hello" at the social - I have a small treat for you !!!
i blame dean for encouraging try and dj dell into thinking he is lisa lashes lol
i blame dean for this thread going on so long lol
and also for his nice bum wigggggggle it just a little bit
and for the crack in mine so bugger it i needs a new one
oh sod it just for being dean
keep up the good work dean
brink back shower cam !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
was that ok dean did i say the right thing send me money now
i needs it as me crack getting bigger i blame old man for that bugger lol
lilllyxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
hold on lilly..did i read that right,..your crack is getting bigger..... redface well that being the case..i may need inspection before take full responsability. lol
Dork/windy....sorry wasn't me.....it was the bar staff that said Try aka..superstar DJ Dell...was the best they had known..
well dean if thats the case you may fall in and never to be seen again
and then they would not be able to blame you for anything now would they
but if you got some flippers gogggggggggles you may just take a peek
will let you off if ya tell me how to get a pic wiv a wigggggle bum
or i may have two other things that i could wigggle
lillyxxxxxxxxxxxxx
i blame dean for the """ you have been logged out our technical team will investigate "" message that i always friggin get
Dean get your act together !!!!pmsl
well...does seem to be a very poular occurance at the moment....and didn't want you to feel left out stocks. lol
smile I just blame dean 4 anything...............he's cute, i just cant help blaming him lol
oh blame away...... spank me hard for being so to blame..lol
i blame dean for me being blocked in in the work carpark resulting in me getting home late!
i'm blaming Dean in advance of me having a mega hangover in the morning - puttin it on now as i won't be well enough to do it in the morning. Is it your fault that i'm 40 now too Dean??? lol
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i blame dean for me being blocked in in the work carpark resulting in me getting home late!

yes...but this was a ploy.....it meant you that when you got home Mrs two4more would be so frustrated waiting for you, she would pounce on ya and shag your brains out. now come on...thats not something to blame me for !!! lol
Quote by Pickles2007
i'm blaming Dean in advance of me having a mega hangover in the morning - puttin it on now as i won't be well enough to do it in the morning. Is it your fault that i'm 40 now too Dean??? lol

I'm surprised you get a hangover these days pickles as I would of thought you were used to drinking 5/6 bottles of red wine.....everyday sort of accurance in the pickles household. As for being 40.. just remember this is where life starts.......thou do have to warn you when someone penned that saying....there was a second part that not one quotes. It actually read......
At 40 life starts......to go downhil fast !!! lol
Quote by deancannock
i blame dean for me being blocked in in the work carpark resulting in me getting home late!

yes...but this was a ploy.....it meant you that when you got home Mrs two4more would be so frustrated waiting for you, she would pounce on ya and shag your brains out. now come on...thats not something to blame me for !!! lol
Well i must admit she was hungry for something... Dinner! I them had to cook as room as i got in with her moaning all night about having to wait for it! That is definately your fault!
I want to blame Deancannock for the pub we stopped at for lunch being closed!
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I want to blame Deancannock for the pub we stopped at for lunch being closed!

no sarah...wasn't really closed...they just saw you coming..and pulled up shutters and locked the doors...thought you would have been used to this by now !! Have to come to mine instead..i have cider !!!!!!!
ooooh is this thread still going?
Well i want to blame Dean for me getting a spot the morning i was supposed to be meeting someone for the first time sad
I also blame Dean for the school having to cancel my daughters over night tip mad
and while i'm here anyway i may as well blame him for the shocking price of petrol now days lol
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ooooh is this thread still going?
Well i want to blame Dean for me getting a spot the morning i was supposed to be meeting someone for the first time sad
I also blame Dean for the school having to cancel my daughters over night tip mad
and while i'm here anyway i may as well blame him for the shocking price of petrol now days lol

well....you see...a spot gives you a look of a teenager..so not so bad..and to be honest..its not your spot he would be concentrating on.
An school trip...well being cancelled saves you money.
Petrol yes is shocking...can i advise a push bike..good for building up those thigh muscles as well :twisted:
i blame dean for the fact that we are sat hung over, in a car park in welshpool, because of gale force winds that have ended swing camp early. Dean booked the wrong weather again!
Yep I blame Dean for last night's weather as well
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trust me..i booked the whole week-ends weather incorrectly..lol
I pick the week-end with longest day in it..so is middle tof summer !! we get lashin rain on the saturday..nad then in early hours of sunday we get storm gale force 8 winds...which rip through camp-site and bring tents crashing down...
This is one..I own up..wrong weather..lol
told ya dean you should of kept it to last week end the 13th like you first said lol aw but am sorry it was soo bad we had a great time last year too and that was your fault too dean hugs xxxx cocky
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trust me..i booked the whole week-ends weather incorrectly..lol
I pick the week-end with longest day in it..so is middle tof summer !! we get lashin rain on the saturday..nad then in early hours of sunday we get storm gale force 8 winds...which rip through camp-site and bring tents crashing down...
This is one..I own up..wrong weather..lol

Our tent was still standing in amongst the devastation! However that was my fault for building and maintaining a sturdy erection! lol
two 4 more
It is clear then others didn't have a good erection!
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Quote by two-4-more
trust me..i booked the whole week-ends weather incorrectly..lol
I pick the week-end with longest day in it..so is middle tof summer !! we get lashin rain on the saturday..nad then in early hours of sunday we get storm gale force 8 winds...which rip through camp-site and bring tents crashing down...
This is one..I own up..wrong weather..lol

Our tent was still standing in amongst the devastation! However that was my fault for building and maintaining a sturdy erection! lol
oh...but thats coz you had one of the smallest erections on site....now me haveing the largest erection on site...well give it a good blow..and it was bound to go..and it sure did....lol.
My erection was up all night and it wasn't a small one, it just shows it’s not the size of the erection but the shape and mine is designed to withstand a good blow and battering all night
i blame dean for having the funniest, possably longest running and most posted on thread on here lol
i also blame him for the last half hour i just spent reading this that i should of been gettin my washing back in that has now been rained on evil
i accept blame..now as punishment..can you come bounce on me...please !!!!! :twisted:
I blame Dean for the chat rooms bein fooked up today biggrin
And i also blame him for not tellin me there was a blame Dean Cannock thread! lol
Dean....its all ur fault! evil
oh heck..someone found it..argghhh
okay..come on...blame me....
just remember I am 5 foot 9 now..so i can fight back !!! lol