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The blob.......................

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Ouch you litlle fecker mad :x :x
SLAP,that squished it whatever the feck it was.
*Clare opens her eyes with a sleepy haze and see's the squished form on the floor* :shock:
"Eugghhhh,what the feck is that? dunno " poke
*Clare walks over to the squished blob on the floor,picking up her specs as she goes so she can actually see what shes looking at,the blob appears to be purple with Blue polka dots and seedy little eyes that are still watching her every move*
"OMFG,its watching me :scared: "
*The squished blob starts to reform itself slowly,very slowly plumps itself back up to a disfigured form that can only be described as vile :uhoh: .It starts to slowly move towards Clare,its seedy eyes transfixed upon her,"Oh Shit its coming for me" bolt
*Clare turns and runs out of the door,down the stairs and out side stopping to see if its there she peeks around the corner"AAAAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGGHHHHHH Its getting bigger"Clare pegs it round the corner and runs for her life as fast as she can,over fields and through thorns and bushes, then an almighty noise can be heard as the blob comes chasing after,"Oh shit not again"Clare turns and runs....again(thank fuck ive got me bra on or id have black eyes by now biggrin ),turns around to look and sees the blob getting closer and closer,she turns and finds herself falling through the air,"oh shit the old cliff.....again"
Then.........................
Bump
Splat
Clare wakes up,"My god it had all been a nightmare,the addiction was chasing me right where the feck is that computer i neeeeed to post before the addiction comes back to haunt me"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :crazy: :crazy: :crazy:
And they said I was weird just because I calculated the wanking smiley's dick-size... :thrilled:
Ok hun,i'll just get the doctor to adjust your medication :shock:
Welcome back my darling kiss passionkiss hump :inlove: :therethere: :high-smile: sillyhwoar: :love: :rose:
worship You are the God of freaks and I bow to your superiority. Now you're back, I can feel good again, knowing I'm not alone any more.
The little voices much prefer to have an audience of two or more, don't they?
Quote by Vix
worship You are the God of freaks and I bow to your superiority. Now you're back, I can feel good again, knowing I'm not alone any more.
The little voices much prefer to have an audience of two or more, don't they?

They sure do Vix,oh its good to be back again lol
God of freaks,i like that cool 8-) 8-)
all that and in the end it was steve who had his jumper stuck over his head. !!!
It was the mention of the seedy little eyes that gave it away !!!!!!! bolt
Nice purple polka dotted jumper mind you...enough to scare anyone !!!!
Nice to see u back Clare
:happy: kiss
"My god it had all been a nightmare,the addiction was chasing me right where the feck is that computer i neeeeed to post before the addiction comes back to haunt me"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :crazy: :crazy: :crazy:

Glad to see one of the regulars back cool
Quote by deancannock
all that and in the end it was steve who had his jumper stuck over his head. !!!
It was the mention of the seedy little eyes that gave it away !!!!!!! bolt
Nice purple polka dotted jumper mind you...enough to scare anyone !!!!

No he's not deformed actually(see pic page for proof :twisted: )
But the addiction has led me back god damn it,too much to say thats the problem!!! lol
Welcome back girlie, glad your feeling better xx
Quote by Clare_Lincs
Ouch you litlle fecker mad :x :x
SLAP,that squished it whatever the feck it was.
*Clare opens her eyes with a sleepy haze and see's the squished form on the floor* :shock:
"Eugghhhh,what the feck is that? dunno " poke
*Clare walks over to the squished blob on the floor,picking up her specs as she goes so she can actually see what shes looking at,the blob appears to be purple with Blue polka dots and seedy little eyes that are still watching her every move*
"OMFG,its watching me :scared: "
*The squished blob starts to reform itself slowly,very slowly plumps itself back up to a disfigured form that can only be described as vile :uhoh: .It starts to slowly move towards Clare,its seedy eyes transfixed upon her,"Oh Shit its coming for me" bolt
*Clare turns and runs out of the door,down the stairs and out side stopping to see if its there she peeks around the corner"AAAAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGGHHHHHH Its getting bigger"Clare pegs it round the corner and runs for her life as fast as she can,over fields and through thorns and bushes, then an almighty noise can be heard as the blob comes chasing after,"Oh shit not again"Clare turns and runs....again(thank fuck ive got me bra on or id have black eyes by now biggrin ),turns around to look and sees the blob getting closer and closer,she turns and finds herself falling through the air,"oh shit the old cliff.....again"
Then.........................
Bump
Splat
Clare wakes up,"My god it had all been a nightmare,the addiction was chasing me right where the feck is that computer i neeeeed to post before the addiction comes back to haunt me"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :crazy: :crazy: :crazy:

If there were a contest for most imaginative use of emoticons ... this one would get my vote. Clare ... you ARE the emoticon mistress!
worship WE :worship: ARE :worship:
... NOT ...... WORTHY ...
bloody hell Clare if your not careful you are going to become as mad as me
poor Steve!........Mr Debs has tried years to get me sane............. costs a bloody fortune in phycriatric bills .................look can not even spell the bloody word dunno
Oh crap Debs i didnt realise that she was that far gone :eeek:
Quote by Steve_Lincs
Oh crap Debs i didnt realise that she was that far gone :eeek:

Oh yes you did :shock:
Or is it the fact that your the only one who understands me,so there fore you must be as far gone as me :evil2: :haha: :haha: :haha: