The Boys are Back in Town

21 May 2004

oh Shireen, don't go all shy on me,,, just tell me me recipe fo vodka pie or what ever

22 May 2004

Quote by davej
Right there you go ladies drinks for you both and I do believe that Gilbert is getting a couple more as well so you should be stocked for the night.
EErr no Mrs FC shan't be on duty all night as I've got to go play golf in the morning so I will say goodbye to you.
davej walks dejectedly from the bar with his apron over his arm into the car park and past the mangled wreck of his car ,that some idiot blew up with a tank shell mumbling about bloody blokes with odd shaped balls getting all the jacuzzi fun, down the darkened street to the kebab shop.......
One Donner with plenty of chile sauce mate and call me a taxi.................

easy's standing behind the counter, wearing nothing but a pair of briefs with a tiger logo on the front
There ya go mate. 1 donner, but do you realise you've just walked out the front door, round the carpark and in the back door?
btw
Yer a taxi :P
Easy then returns to the jacuzzi with a large plate of donners and a pint biggrin

While I was at the bar I thought I'd russle up some food. Anyone hungry?

22 May 2004

ummm food !!! I'm famished.
Thanks easy !!!
Anyone else?

22 May 2004

I'm back BEER!! get the wine flowing

Let's have fun!!

22 May 2004

Did someone mention music? :karaoke:
And beer? Count me in!! I'm lonely today - need lots of sympathy and hugs :P

22 May 2004

Pah sod you then, I'll get my own drink!
Drags herself (still naked) out of the jacuzzi and over to the bar
Mmmmmm a nice large dark rum and diet coke. That should get me started off nicely

22 May 2004

Ohhh Angel can you get me a large glass of wine while you are there pleasssse !!! biggrin

Where are the lads tonight?????
Oh make that 3 glasses of wine hopefully Jags will smell the alcohol, and be along shortly...........the other is for Mrs Davej.....hopefully she will be along later !!!!
It looks like another weekend for the girlies. If this carries on I'm bringing my fluffy cushions to put on the chairs and washing line to put in the bathroom to hang my smalls

22 May 2004

Oh MrsFc!!! You startled me!
Here's the wine though - LARGE glasses of course. I've put the bottle on ice, here are the glasses. Don't want it to warm up while we're waiting for MrsDaveJ and Jags to get here.
I love the idea of the washing line in the bathroom, not sure what I'd put on it though, smalls aren't really my thing.....
Fluffy cushions on the other hand - they'd be lovely right now! Especially a huge one so that I can lounge about on the floor. Saves me falling from the sofa when I've had one too many rums

22 May 2004

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Evening all. Looks like it's just me who's the ugly ducking tonight :cry:
Everyone else seems to be off enjoying themselves, even Mrs Easy's gone out for the night.

22 May 2004

Hi Easy

Eugh!! Time for another shower for you I think!
I'll be giving the "kiss test" again when you return, but you stink of kebabs at the moment, so off you pop

22 May 2004

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Back in 5.....
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better make that 10. sad

22 May 2004

I am ina rotten mood - please someone come and be nice

22 May 2004

Helllooooo!!!! Jas let me help sooth your troubles...how can I help smile

22 May 2004

follows Easy into the shower armed with fresh shower gel and loofah
See you in a short while girls, I think Easy might need a bit of help in there :twisted:

22 May 2004

Better make that an hour. biggrin

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Hey watcha doin' with that loofa-aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhh...
OH GOD!!!!

22 May 2004

This is no fun drinking wine and nobody to soothe these aching feet of mine sad

Angel is seeing to easy .......... MrFC has offered himself to jas.....and I have no one.... :cry: :cry:
If the men are not carefull I'm going to have an extension built onto the BFZ, leading all the way to the GFZ. :twisted: :twisted:

22 May 2004

Mmmmmmm Easy, now I see why you have that name :twisted: Luckily, you're amongst friends here. Now its your turn to hold the loofah, just be careful with it!!

22 May 2004

MrsFc, come and join us in the shower, Easy is a dab hand at this lathering up lark! I promise to sort your feet out after (I wouldn't touch anybody's feet usually, but I see yours are nice and soft, and once they've been bathed i should be ok)

22 May 2004

*Roger walks in*
"Hello everyone, has the party started yet? No? Oh well guess we'd best have some music then."
GFZ is filled with the strains of "The Boys are Back in Town" but the lyrics seem a little different and there is a new verse.
".........................................
The boys are back in town
The boys are back in town
Guess who's birthdays here today?
Them sex'd up folks from down S.H. way
Partying all night, partying all day
Getting their kit off, shagging like crazy
Girl on girl and Sixty-nine
Anyway you like it, in here it'll be fine
which of you girls is gonna be mine?
'cause tomorrow all will be hazy
The boys are back in town
The boys are back in town
The boys are back in town
The boys are back in town
The boys are back in town
The boys are back in town
Spread the love around
The boys are back in town
The boys are back in town
The boy's are back, the boys are back
The boy's are back in town again
Be Hangin' around for another year
The boy's are back in town again"

22 May 2004

hello
last night was fun,
hopefully not a one off, any room for a not so small one?
Gilbert
if its drink , mine's a dry white preferably burgandy/ maconaise

22 May 2004

:twisted: :rascal:
MrsFC you could always nip in and give AngelChat some...errrrr.....moral support if nobody objects. wink

There's room at the front for a little one :rascal:
I'd ask AngelChat herself, but she seems to be shuddering, her toes are curling and she keeps mentioning something about Jesus is coming :wink: biggrin

I think she's trying to convert me to religion confused

22 May 2004

You guys are like buses.......... evil

There is none around when you need them, then they all arrive at the same time, Angel and easy thanks for the invite but I think staying dry for now suits me fine, I would like my feet massaged thou, I will just rest myself on these loveeeely fluffy cushions and wait for someone to take pity on me.......another sip of wine goes down well while waiting for some warm hands. :twisted:

22 May 2004

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C'mon there's a hug thread and you don't want to miss this biggrin

:D:D:D
I'll masage your feet later if AngelChat doesn't drag me back to the shower.

22 May 2004

so is that a talc masasage as well as a foot massage? hands up greedy wenches
mrs FC just let me know where talc stops and oil begins!!! you know why!!!
Gilbert
time on my hands, for a while first cum first served

22 May 2004

Montmorency says 'hello'
May I join you? Stay awhile?
Your antics here make quite a show
You lift my spirits, make me smile.
A travelling wordsmith
I'll not tarry, rest my head
Then move along,
But until then, I'll go where led
And join your happy, smiling throng.
Montmorency

22 May 2004

Quote by montmorency
Montmorency says 'hello'
May I join you? Stay awhile?
Your antics here make quite a show
You lift my spirits, make me smile.
A travelling wordsmith
I'll not tarry, rest my head
Then move along,
But until then, I'll go where led
And join your happy, smiling throng.
Montmorency

Course you can mate. There's beer in the fridge, spirits are under the bar (both are VERY well stocked) and there's some pies and some chocolate knocking about somewhere
But I really wouldn't eat the chocolate unless you like being pulled limb from limb by the women who come in here when sarge ain't about. wink

Enjoy your stay at hotel SH biggrin

22 May 2004

Well I think I will have to have one each '...for each foot, Gilbert do you think I could have another glass of wine please biggrin

easy might be a while as he is enjoying the group hugz to the full wink

Ahhh that feels good Gilbert, just stay with the feet, I would hate for you to massage my varacous veins :shock: they enlarge with a little stimulation. lol

22 May 2004

walks back in from the shower on very shaky legs and with an extremely red face
Mrs Fc, any chance I could trouble you for that big cushion? Easy has erm.... taken it out of me somewhat ( :twisted: )
flops down on said cushion ignoring MrsFC's attempts at a refusal
Oooh Montmorency.... I thought I heard your lilting lyrics. Come and park yourself next to me and whisper that lovely poetry to me while I recover from my somewhat strenuous shower. Actually, would you mind pouring me a LARGE glass of wine before you park? Thanks sweetie kiss

22 May 2004

Quote by Angel Chat
walks back in from the shower on very shaky legs and with an extremely red face
Mrs Fc, any chance I could trouble you for that big cushion? Easy has erm.... taken it out of me somewhat ( :twisted: )
flops down on said cushion ignoring MrsFC's attempts at a refusal
Oooh Montmorency.... I thought I heard your lilting lyrics. Come and park yourself next to me and whisper that lovely poetry to me while I recover from my somewhat strenuous shower. Actually, would you mind pouring me a LARGE glass of wine before you park? Thanks sweetie

Miss Angel, thankyou, have no fear
I've tamed the 'grapes of wrath' indeed,
I'll settle by you, pray, take this
A cabernet is what you need...

22 May 2004

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Hi guys I appear to have lost my towel in the group-hug
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Ah well, lifes to short to worry about that kind of stuff.
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Nothing like soooooooootttthhhhing your bits biggrin

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