Cant you tell it's friday and i don't want to be doing any work, as I had time to sit around and let this thought pop in my head - play the story building game! For those of you unfamiliar with the game - someone starts a story - just a few lines or so - then leaves three words for the next player. The next player then has to continue with a few more lines of the story and include the 3 words left by the previous player. And again 3 words are left for the next player. After some time there sould be a very interesteing story to read. Shall I begin ..... It was a cold dark night and three young men where on their way to a party. They could not get a taxi, all wanted to drink, so had decided to make the 3 mile journey on foot down the narrow country lane, which passed the woods and lake. One of the young men turned to his friends and said "wouldn't it be funny if......" 3 words for next story teller = underpants, yellow, lipstick.
...... If a yellow haired woman jumped out in front of us now, wearing nothing but underpants, with 'chase me' written across her back in red lipstick!!!!" The others giggled and carried on their journey, when suddenly...... next 3 words.... flibble, goldfish and bottom!!
I wrote "HELP" in lipstick on your yellow underpants and attached them to that tree over there. We could hide....... 3 words..... gorgeous........thick............car
Quote by xxdevil69 ...... If a yellow haired woman jumped out in front of us now, wearing nothing but underpants, with 'chase me' written across her back in red lipstick!!!!" The others giggled and carried on their journey, when suddenly...... next 3 words.... flibble, goldfish and bottom!!
all they could hear in the bushs was "flibble flabble, flibble flabble" they lads crept up to the bush's to see what was making the sound and there was a dirty old crazy man rubbing goldfish across his bare bottom. the lads........ 3 words - car, plate and beer
the lads gasped in amazment. "what are you doing?" . The old man replied that the goldfish was no ordinalry fish and it had secret powers to grant wishes if they could find the secret to turn the fish back into a princess. "cool" said the guys, "i'd wish for a brewery to make my own beer" said one "i'd have a sports car said another". The old man said "it's yours on a plate if you can help me find the secret". one of the guys stept forward and ...... 3 words = hair, trumpet, mango
And tryed playing a trumpet to see if this made any diffrence. they tried eveything but nothing seemed to work one of the lads even shoved a mango up his arse maybe this was just for the pleasure. Then the old man stroked the fish up against the fish and suddenly..... Words: Peanuts, Coffe, Knife
oh dear suddenly the fish started spitting peanuts everywere yuk the man said i need a coffee so went in side made a hot creamy coffee when he saw a knife laid on the table maybe we could slice the fish for tea but do we eat gold fish mmmmmmm words ; melons , hot spider
then one of the guys said "has anyone tried to kiss the fish"? They all looked at eachother. One guy came forward and gave the goldfish a long hot steamy passionate kiss. In a cloud of mystical smoke the goldfish turned into a beautiful princess, with huge melons! She said "to get you wish and have some fun, all you need do is make me cum". With that the guys dropped their trousers, but out of one of the horny guys pants jumped a spider. The princess screamed and ran into the woods. As the guys pulled up their pants to give chase .......... 3 words = vampire, wine-bottle, rubber-glove
After a few minutes one became separated from the others as he still had the mango up his arse and was finding it hard to keep up the pace. Out of nowhere walked Dracula, slightly tipsy, swigging from a wine-bottle with what looked like red wine it. 'Oi, Dracula' shouted the man. 'Can you give me a hand?' Dracula walked over and inspected the mango spoiled bum and after inspecting it closely said 'sorry matey, I aint going near that without a pair of rubber gloves!'........ Next 3 words: Furr Ball Magic Tape Measure
Quote by easy_going_dude After a few minutes one became separated from the others as he still had the mango up his arse and was finding it hard to keep up the pace. Out of nowhere walked Dracula, slightly tipsy, swigging from a wine-bottle with what looked like red wine it. 'Oi, Dracula' shouted the man. 'Can you give me a hand?' Dracula walked over and inspected the mango spoiled bum and after inspecting it closely said 'sorry matey, I aint going near that without a pair of rubber gloves!'........ Next 3 words: Furr Ball Magic Tape Measure
But then, remembering that he could actually do magic, he shouted "out" and so the mango dislodged itself from the now rather aching rectum. "You might want to put a bit of sudocream on that" said a large yeti who was wandering past, looking like a rather overgrown fur ball. "But I might lose my hand" shouted back the man, who was now struggling even to stand. "I'll just get my tape measure and we can check" said the yeti. With that he was gone but all of a sudden..... Words: helicopter, digital camera, purple
the two faster guys had ran and ran until they came to a clearing in woods. "This looks like someone has used this as a helicopter pad!" exclaimed one. The other was about to reply when he dropped to his knees screaming. "What's wrong mate?" The agonised guy wipped down his pants. Somehow a crab had crawled into his undies and had attached itself to the guys now very purple helmet. "Bloody hell" said the the pain-free guy "I wish I had a digital camara." No sooner had he uttered the words than a camara appeared in his hand. "oh my god, its the princess, she must be nearby and the dirty old man is releasing her magic wish powers" . "What about this bloody crab?" said the inflicted one. "I know, lets..............." 3 words = tarmac, fingernail, showercap
Quote by PoloLady the two faster guys had ran and ran until they came to a clearing in woods. "This looks like someone has used this as a helicopter pad!" exclaimed one. The other was about to reply when he dropped to his knees screaming. "What's wrong mate?" The agonised guy wipped down his pants. Somehow a crab had crawled into his undies and had attached itself to the guys now very purple helmet. "Bloody hell" said the the pain-free guy "I wish I had a digital camara." No sooner had he uttered the words than a camara appeared in his hand. "oh my god, its the princess, she must be nearby and the dirty old man is releasing her magic wish powers" . "What about this bloody crab?" said the inflicted one. "I know, lets..............." 3 words = tarmac, fingernail, showercap
try and prise the claws opne uing my fingernails, the first guy holds hes "end" while the other bloke easys the claws open, the crap drops to the floor and runs off towards the road, looking closey a the road, the guys noticed that it had be freshly tarmaced and still warm. the once guy looks up and states to the other that the big breated woman is getting further away, so they start running down the road. on the horizon a small hut apears and the woman runs inside. the guys arrive at the hut and peek inside, and notice the old man in the shower with a shower cap, one says to the other, i'm sure he was bauld!!! Big Mac , disney & tattoos JGL
Who’s bald says one of the men, finding it hard to hear with a soggy peanut logged in his right ear. Him over there, shouts the other chap…. Oh you mean “Big Mac†says the temporary deaf one, using an improvised peanut extraction tool made from a strip of hardened tarmac…. Yes says the first chap……… and what the fuck is that on his arse? They all look interestingly at the “tattoos†on his arse and concurred that it looked like a picture from a “Disney†film, ending with Dumbo’s trunk disappearing up his arse crack, only to reappear on the other side. Well I never, said the first guy…….. I bet you did, said a seductive voice emanating from somewhere behind the shower curtain…….. Right, shouts “Big Mac†you can all………………………………… My three words are:- Undulating, Eisteddfod and Pythagoras Frogster
Quote by frogster Who’s bald says one of the men, finding it hard to hear with a soggy peanut logged in his right ear. Him over there, shouts the other chap…. Oh you mean “Big Mac†says the temporary deaf one, using an improvised peanut extraction tool made from a strip of hardened tarmac…. Yes says the first chap……… and what the fuck is that on his arse? They all look interestingly at the “tattoos†on his arse and concurred that it looked like a picture from a “Disney†film, ending with Dumbo’s trunk disappearing up his arse crack, only to reappear on the other side. Well I never, said the first guy…….. I bet you did, said a seductive voice emanating from somewhere behind the shower curtain…….. Right, shouts “Big Mac†you can all………………………………… My three words are:- Undulating, Eisteddfod and Pythagoras Frogster
.....Piss of out of here, I'm off to the Eisteddfod in Wales today. The others left and Big Mac made the way to Wales driving on the long undulating roads. A few hours into the journey he stopped in a little quaint village and was surprised to see a statue of Pythagoras mounted in the middle of the village square. Intirgued by this, he walked over to read the inscription below: "Every man has been made by God in order to acquire knowledge and contemplate." This made him think......what about woman ?...... Next three: Battenburg Cake, Electric Shock and Emmerdale
And as he stood thinking, a woman appeared from a nearby teashop. "would you like a piece of my battenburg cake?" she enquired. "that would be lovely" he replied " my dear old mum always had battenburg on a tuesday evening with a cup of tea as she watch Emmerdale". The woman invited him into the tearoom, which was empty! Strangly she turned the door sign to closed and lowered the shutters. A breeze blew through from the back room and pushed the door open. The man could now see through to what looked like a torture room, leather straps, car batteries with electrodes, ropes, chains! Oh my god!!!!, thought Mac, what on earth is this place????? Not wanting to experience an electric shock or find himself in bondage Mac decided to..... 3 word = pillow, spanner, giant-chicken
Quote by PoloLady And as he stood thinking, a woman appeared from a nearby teashop. "would you like a piece of my battenburg cake?" she enquired. "that would be lovely" he replied " my dear old mum always had battenburg on a tuesday evening with a cup of tea as she watch Emmerdale". The woman invited him into the tearoom, which was empty! Strangly she turned the door sign to closed and lowered the shutters. A breeze blew through from the back room and pushed the door open. The man could now see through to what looked like a torture room, leather straps, car batteries with electrodes, ropes, chains! Oh my god!!!!, thought Mac, what on earth is this place????? Not wanting to experience an electric shock or find himself in bondage Mac decided to..... 3 word = pillow, spanner, giant-chicken
.....leg it but the door was jammed fast. Tugging furiously on the door knob had no effect, he was stuck, the woman had now reappeared wearing an old fashioned waitress outfit, "tea sir" she asked. Mac found the tone of her voice manacing and gave the door one final kick, it opened and he was out on the street, a quick glance left then right then for some strange reason up ! Above him was a sign on an old bracket, it was swaying gently in the breeze. For a moment he was mesmorised then clunk...the woman had hit him on the head. Mac fell to the ground dazed. When he came round he was in a huge four poster bed, his head had been bandaged and he noticed a slight blood stain on the pillow. Footsteps....the door opens....in comes the woman. "How are you feeling dear" she asks. Mac replies groggily, "what happened". "I hit you with this" she says brandishing an adjustable spanner. "Why" screams Mac, "I thought you were a giant chicken". She laughs and leaves the room. Mac gets up and goes over to the window, looking out over the town square he spots a car that has just pulled over. The driver, a tall and gangly old man reaches into his pocket and gets out his.......................... NEXT 3 WORDS : Mollusc, Weed & Violin S8 x
tiny violin and starts playing the Beach Boys greatest hits. Then out of the passenger side of the car he sees beautiful young woman with huge melons. "The Princess!". Thinking her magic powers could help him he roles a joint from a small bag of weed he has in his pocket and begins to blow smoke-signals out of the window. The proncess sees the signals for help from Mac and snaps her fingers. A ladder appears at the window of the tearooms and Mac climbs down and runs over to the princess. As he gets closer he is stunded by her shapely figure, her long silky hair, her dazzeling smile her...."what the flippin' hell is that?" As Mac is almost upon the princess he notices a hidious wart shaped like a mollusc on the end of her nose. Mac stops dead in his tracks and panic strikes, preventing him from moving or speaking. "Quick" cries the princess and the gangly old man grabs a sack and flings it over Macs head. With an almighty push, Mac is bundled into the boot of the car. The next thing Mac knows is the darkness and the sound of spinning wheels as the car speeds off down the high street. Mac struggles to get the sack from over his head when all of a sudden he hears a voice behind him also in the boot of the car. "Hi mate, my name is Jacob and I ........" 3 words = banana, sugar-cube, triffle
Quote by PoloLady tiny violin and starts playing the Beach Boys greatest hits. Then out of the passenger side of the car he sees beautiful young woman with huge melons. "The Princess!". Thinking her magic powers could help him he roles a joint from a small bag of weed he has in his pocket and begins to blow smoke-signals out of the window. The proncess sees the signals for help from Mac and snaps her fingers. A ladder appears at the window of the tearooms and Mac climbs down and runs over to the princess. As he gets closer he is stunded by her shapely figure, her long silky hair, her dazzeling smile her...."what the flippin' hell is that?" As Mac is almost upon the princess he notices a hidious wart shaped like a mollusc on the end of her nose. Mac stops dead in his tracks and panic strikes, preventing him from moving or speaking. "Quick" cries the princess and the gangly old man grabs a sack and flings it over Macs head. With an almighty push, Mac is bundled into the boot of the car. The next thing Mac knows is the darkness and the sound of spinning wheels as the car speeds off down the high street. Mac struggles to get the sack from over his head when all of a sudden he hears a voice behind him also in the boot of the car. "Hi mate, my name is Jacob and I ........" 3 words = banana, sugar-cube, triffle
...'ve been kidnapped too". Mac doesn't reply, he needs a moment to take this all in. The boot is small and the road is very bumpy, they keep banging their heads and now Mac has cramp in his leg, he straightens it out with such ferocity that he knocks Jacob out cold ! The journey continues, Mac is feeling hungry, he knows he has nothing to eat with him but perhaps his new found friend does. Jacob is starting to come round. "Sorry about that old chap" says Mac, "oh, that's OK" mumbles Jacob, "I'll survive". "Any idea who these two are then" Mac asks, "they're terrorists" ! "Terrorists" exclaims Mac, "what do they want me for, and what do they want you for" he asks. "It's a long story" says Jacob, "you see I'm Lord Charles Trafalger Jacob, heir to the Jacobs biscuit empire and these scoundrels are holding me to ransom. They are after the recipe for our new biscuit product and they expect the company to release it to them in exchange for me". "Blimey, it must be some secret then" Mac says, "it is" Jacob replies, "it is". "So what is it then, this biscuit thing" asks Mac, "well it's more of a snack than a biscuit, really quite exciting so the boys in marketing tell me", "whats so good about it then" Macs hunger is getting the better of him now. "Its really a trifle but biscuit size and shape, it contains sherry, custard, hundreds and thousands, oh and biscuit of course ! The secret though is the banana. Our people in R&D have managed to produce a banana the size of a sugar cube, then they concentrate it to add to the trifle biscuit". "Sounds facinating" Mac says wearily, "don't suppose you've got any with you, I'm hank marvin" ? Suddenly the car stops........ NEXT 3 WORDS : Jazz, Aitch & Lurcher ! S8x
and the boot opens. The gangly looking old man stares in and starts to laugh. He turns to the princess and says "He must have been laying on your Harrods shopping bag, the ink has gone onto his face and he has a big letter aitch on his forehead, just like that Rimmer bloke out of Red Dwarf on TV" The princess begins to frown and shouts "Stop all this fooling around Fido, or i will turn you back into a lurcher!" "Sorry madame" The gangly old man , who is suprisingly strong, picks up the two captives out of the boot of the car. Flinging them over his shoulder he carries them into a cave surrounded by trees. Mac says to Jacob "somehow I dont think this is going to be good" As they go deeper into the cave the footsteps of the princess and Fido begin to echo slightly. Great acoustics for a jazz quartet thinks Mac and with that thought he remembers he has a double-bass string in his back pocket. "Jacob, put your and in my back pocket and feel for my 'G'" Jacob winks and says with a little giggle "I don't think that it is quite appropriate at the moment, but i have always been curious what it would..." "No" whipsers Mac "its a long wire, if you can get it out I think I might just be able to......" 3 things = fungus, drainpipe, internal combustion engine
Quote by PoloLady and the boot opens. The gangly looking old man stares in and starts to laugh. He turns to the princess and says "He must have been laying on your Harrods shopping bag, the ink has gone onto his face and he has a big letter aitch on his forehead, just like that Rimmer bloke out of Red Dwarf on TV" The princess begins to frown and shouts "Stop all this fooling around Fido, or i will turn you back into a lurcher!" "Sorry madame" The gangly old man , who is suprisingly strong, picks up the two captives out of the boot of the car. Flinging them over his shoulder he carries them into a cave surrounded by trees. Mac says to Jacob "somehow I dont think this is going to be good" As they go deeper into the cave the footsteps of the princess and Fido begin to echo slightly. Great acoustics for a jazz quartet thinks Mac and with that thought he remembers he has a double-bass string in his back pocket. "Jacob, put your and in my back pocket and feel for my 'G'" Jacob winks and says with a little giggle "I don't think that it is quite appropriate at the moment, but i have always been curious what it would..." "No" whipsers Mac "its a long wire, if you can get it out I think I might just be able to......" 3 things = fungus, drainpipe, internal combustion engine
........... scrape off some of the fungus of the wall of the cave and take it back to the lab to analize it . come on jacob says mac heres a manhole a way out of here you wouldn,t believe it the manhole was right outside the lab but they had no keys so only 1 thing for it shinny up the drain pipe so off they go into the lab under the microscope and on analization it just turns out to be old used oil from an internal combustion engine never mind mac lets go back and look for the princess she's bound to ......... :words athletic,snorkel ,hotdog
Quote by daveandmandywigan and the boot opens. The gangly looking old man stares in and starts to laugh. He turns to the princess and says "He must have been laying on your Harrods shopping bag, the ink has gone onto his face and he has a big letter aitch on his forehead, just like that Rimmer bloke out of Red Dwarf on TV" The princess begins to frown and shouts "Stop all this fooling around Fido, or i will turn you back into a lurcher!" "Sorry madame" The gangly old man , who is suprisingly strong, picks up the two captives out of the boot of the car. Flinging them over his shoulder he carries them into a cave surrounded by trees. Mac says to Jacob "somehow I dont think this is going to be good" As they go deeper into the cave the footsteps of the princess and Fido begin to echo slightly. Great acoustics for a jazz quartet thinks Mac and with that thought he remembers he has a double-bass string in his back pocket. "Jacob, put your and in my back pocket and feel for my 'G'" Jacob winks and says with a little giggle "I don't think that it is quite appropriate at the moment, but i have always been curious what it would..." "No" whipsers Mac "its a long wire, if you can get it out I think I might just be able to......" 3 things = fungus, drainpipe, internal combustion engine
........... scrape off some of the fungus of the wall of the cave and take it back to the lab to analize it . come on jacob says mac heres a manhole a way out of here you wouldn,t believe it the manhole was right outside the lab but they had no keys so only 1 thing for it shinny up the drain pipe so off they go into the lab under the microscope and on analization it just turns out to be old used oil from an internal combustion engine never mind mac lets go back and look for the princess she's bound to ......... :words athletic,snorkel ,hotdog .......be gagging for some hot MMF" said Jacob hopefully. "No time for that old son, we got company". Through the cave opening they could just make out a sound, a sort of clanking sound like a collection of old tins being scrapped along the floor and then into view comes a hotdog seller, he pushes his old barrow up to the boys, "you want mustard on that2 ? he asks rathre abruptly. Jacob seizes his chance, grabs the man and knocks him to the ground. Meanwhile Mac is helping himself to the hotdogs, "come on" screams Jacob, "we gotta go" so they leave the cave and go back into the woods. After walking for several hours they chance upon a main road and in the distance they see headlights. A lorry approaches, Mac waves the driver to stop. The truck driver was not prepared for 2 people to suddenly appear from out of the bushes and doesn't see them till the last moment, he slams his brakes on as hard as possible, the lorry lurches and with a squeel of the tyres comes to a halt a few yards up the road. Mac and Jacob look at each other and then start to walk towards the lorry. The sudden manoeurve has caused its load to shift and there are some boxes scattered on the road. The driver climbs down from his cab, he sees that our boys are alright and starts to lift the boxes back onto the lorry, "we should help him" says Mac, "yes" relies Jacob. With that they introduce themselves and start loading the boxes. "These boxes are heavy" says Jacob struggling, "it's porno", "you know magazines (wink wink)" he says in an odd voice. "This ones got the Kama Sutra in" says Mac, "blimey she's athletic" says Jacob peering over Macs shoulder and pointing at one of the pictures, "bloody hell, look at the snorkel on him" replies Mac. Lenny was becoming impatient, "if you two want a lift into town you better hurry up", "I've got to catch the ferry over to the island and it leaves in 20 minutes so come on". "What island" asks Mac, "the island of Erotique" says Lenny, "that's where we're going" and off they went. As dawn broke the lorry pulled onto the quayside and joined the queue for the ferry. Mac got out, "I'm just off for a gypsies" he said heading for a nearby building.......... 3 WORDS : GUSH, FUNERAL & STOCKINGS
…. A voice came from the corner of the building, “Can I help you?†Mac squinted in to the dimly lit room, “Can I help you?†the owner of the voice reiterated…. “Sorry†said Mac, “ I only wanted a peeâ€â€¦ The owner of the voice emerged from the shadows… he was a rather tall and hairy person, wearing a pink balaclava, green tutu and fishnet stockings… now this in itself may have normally seemed somewhat strange (unless you attend SH Munches) but it was overshadowed by the fact that he was clutching a dead hamster…. “Did you know the deceased well?†asked the strangely dressed man….. “No not at all†mumbled Mac, at a loss for words…. “well, maybe you would like to attend the funeralâ€â€¦.. but before Mac could think of anything to say, Jacob burst in shouting….. “quick, or we will miss the boatâ€â€¦.. With that, Mac made his apologies and left the rather tearful man who looked like he was about to do a Freddy Star on the hamster…. Meanwhile, on the Island of Erotique, 3 nymphomaniacs were displaying their act of simultaneous Gushing…. When out of the blue, Lenny’s brother (aka King Dick) pulled a huge…………….. Next 3 words:- Triangulate, Punitive, Shepard Frogster
inflatable sheep out of a box and began to inflate it. It was so huge that Mac, Lenny and Jacob could see it as they stood waiting to get off of the ferry. A shepard who was standing behind them said "bloody hell, thats a big one, I must be in heaven!" Lenny winked , smiled and replied "thats the island of Erotique for ya, everything your heart desires" . Jacob chuckled and blushed slightly. "What's up Jacob" enquired Mac. "oh ignore me, I just had a flashback to the days when i had a nanny and there was something about her punitive nature that I found a little kinky, mind you I was 18". The guys all give a little chuckle as they left the ferry and walk along the harbour towards the town. It's not long before they reach a pub, they enter and go to the bar. "Three of your finest ales barmaid" says Lenny. Mac does a doubletake "isn't that... could it be.... surely not..." ""spit it out man" "THE PRINCESS" shouts Mac and there in the corner was the princess with Mac's 2 long lost friends, who he had not seen for days since the goldfish incident. "how did you guys get here? and more to the point what are you doing with the princess?" "we were just planning some mmf action, but we don't think we can triangulate" replies one of the guys. Mac screams "Get away from her she is evil, it will be a trap!" The princess stands up and snarls at Mac, clicks her fingers and disappears in a cloud of blue smoke. "what the hell is going on" asks Jacob, just as the pub door opens and in walks........ 3 word = Jellyfish, coat-hanger, condom-machine
A strange looking geezer who goes straight to the condom machine in the gents and tries to jimmy it with a coathanger but all he gets for his efforts is a knobbly looking thing that resembles a jellyfish.. 3 words... marmalade......crisps.......tube station
He buys a packet of marmalade flavour crisps and makes his way to the tube station….. (see… I can do short too... do I win?) Next three words:- competitiveness, antiestablishmentarianism, cagoule Frogster
Near the door of the pub sat 4 old ladies playing scrabble. "there is no point knowing long words such as antiestablishmentarianism - you don't get enough letters to spell them in this game" says one of the ladies who was wearing a cagoule. Her three compainions laughed and one replied "Just like you to want to win with a huge word - I remember when we were young ladies and the cometitiveness there was between us then to catch the eye of the young men of the town". "Ah yes" replied the woman in the cagoule "do you remember that one time we all took a trip to france and we ........." 3 things = mars bar, nasty stain, elephant
Took our seats on the train... We picked the most secluded carraige there was and when we went to sit down you spotted a nasty stain on the seat.. "Christ......that is so big it looks like it was made by an elephant".. So we toddled off to find another place to sit and be comfy and due to money being tight we had to share a mars bar... Once we arrived at the station do you remember the.. 3 words...Sword Swallower.....Technicolour Dreamcoat.....Black Forest Gatuex
Quote by steve-shireen Took our seats on the train... We picked the most secluded carraige there was and when we went to sit down you spotted a nasty stain on the seat.. "Christ......that is so big it looks like it was made by an elephant".. So we toddled off to find another place to sit and be comfy and due to money being tight we had to share a mars bar... Once we arrived at the station do you remember the...
... one with the little baker's shop outside, and the billboard announcing their lovely "Homemade Black Forest Gatuex"? It always sticks in my mind, because in spite of being spelt wrong, it's delicious. A short walk from the station, I recall the street entertainers, including the sword swallower who mingled among the male spectators on her kness, and the cat-juggler in his amazing technicolor dreamcoat. Most remarkable was the fire-eater, who stood for hours on a ... 3 words - Alpha, Bravo, Charlie
... one with the little baker's shop outside, and the billboard announcing their lovely "Homemade Black Forest Gatuex"? It always sticks in my mind, because in spite of being spelt wrong, it's delicious. ... 3 words - Alpha, Bravo, Charlie Forgive me.....Spell checker doesnt work on here
Quote by Ice Pie Took our seats on the train... We picked the most secluded carraige there was and when we went to sit down you spotted a nasty stain on the seat.. "Christ......that is so big it looks like it was made by an elephant".. So we toddled off to find another place to sit and be comfy and due to money being tight we had to share a mars bar... Once we arrived at the station do you remember the...
... one with the little baker's shop outside, and the billboard announcing their lovely "Homemade Black Forest Gatuex"? It always sticks in my mind, because in spite of being spelt wrong, it's delicious. A short walk from the station, I recall the street entertainers, including the sword swallower who mingled among the male spectators on her kness, and the cat-juggler in his amazing technicolor dreamcoat. Most remarkable was the fire-eater, who stood for hours on a ... 3 words - Alpha, Bravo, Charlie ........pile of CDs which was inside the remains of a monkeys head". "No, I don't remember that" she replies. Meanwhile Mac, Jacob decided to part company with Lenny as he was getting pissed and becoming rather obnoxious, besides they had to find out what had happened to the princess. They stepped into the street and there parked over the road it was, a 1977 Austin Princess ! "Ah, just as I remember" recounts Mac, "these were great cars in their day, you got wood effect dashboard, multiple choice gearbox and pogo stick suspension plus a rakish cheese wedge design", before he could continue a policeman approached and started to take down the cars registration number (that's another thread !) "fiver,echo, x-ray, yankee" he says into his lapel, there is a pause, then a reply comes back, "we have the suspect in view, please standby sixer niner". Our boys approach, the policeman gives them a wary look. "What happening officer" Jacob asks, "we're staking out this house" the policeman replies, "a well know gang is believed to be hiding out here with a hostage", "anyone we know" asks Mac. "the ringleader is Sir Algenon Medhurst, bit of a toff actually" says PC69. With that the door bursts open and out comes Sir Algenon, sundance style ! He breaks for cover, PC69 draws his gun, Mac and Jacob take cover behind the Austin "look its even rusting in the same place mine did" whispers Mac. Sir Algenon steps out from his hiding place behind a pile fish boxes, quick as a flash PC69 fires his gun and Sir Algenon falls to the ground mortally wounded. "Blimey that was close" says Mac standing up, "if it wasn't for that copper we might have been gonners, I think I'll go shake his hand", "me too" says Jacob. "Whats your name officer" asks Mac, "I'm PC69" he replies, "Charles Bronson more like" says Jacob, "actually my name is Charles, but it's Charles Bunson, not Bronson" replies our hero, "Well bravo Charlie you got the alpha male" laughs Mac. With that they all go back to the pub, smiling as they enter at the name of it "The Randy Newt". "Pint of best please wench" shouts Mac as they approach the bar. As the boys settle a huge dog approaches their table and sits squarely on Macs feet........... 3 WORDS : Exhaltation, Boar & Deridgeable ! S8x
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