The BWM Club (Butter Wouldn't Melt)

10 Mar 2006

Quote by mik69
Sodding typical woman you bend over backwards to please her :shock: then she sods off at the first sign of something better.

Well it is nice to know that I am somthing better lol

Minxy hun = hold my hand and I'll take you there, somehow, someplace, somewhere, there'll be a new way of living.................................. and on kiss

Phredd :love:

10 Mar 2006

I have never had a thread locked YET!, just 1 deleted ( i asked for it to be deleted )
And butter wouldn't melt in my mouth, i'm such and angel biggrin

So can i join, can i can i lol

shaz xx

10 Mar 2006

Quote by Shaz_n_Tony
I have never had a thread locked YET!, just 1 deleted ( i asked for it to be deleted )
And butter wouldn't melt in my mouth, i'm such and angel
So can i join, can i can i
shaz xx

You can have my seat Shaz..I am off to the LTC with Fred..the Romantic ;) :inlove:
Minx x x

10 Mar 2006

Quote by Shaz_n_Tony
I have never had a thread locked YET!, just 1 deleted ( i asked for it to be deleted )
And butter wouldn't melt in my mouth, i'm such and angel
So can i join, can i can i
shaz xx

How can I refuse our second genuine BWM member smile

10 Mar 2006

Quote by mik69
Ahh at last a genuine BWM member welcome miss and feel free to abuse my hospitality at your whim :grin:

:smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom:
im sure i read the word abuse :lol2: so there ye go hun :lol2:

10 Mar 2006

Just in case any of your members decide to visit the LTC Look out for the doorman, he can be a rite Bass-tard.
Pic of him here for you >>>>>

Do not let his smart appearence fool you. lol

10 Mar 2006

Quote by BiWelshMinx
Well since you pleaded your case so lady like I guess you can stay

Good because I wouldn't want to have to send the boys around....

;)
Minx x x
Ay carumba, that geezer on the left looks like me just after a haircut. have i got a secret twin brother???

10 Mar 2006

Quote by Fred aka Medic 1
Just in case any of your members decide to visit the LTC Look out for the doorman, he can be a rite Bass-tard.
Pic of him here for you >>>>>

Do not let his smart appearence fool you.

a very dapper young man he is too biggrin

10 Mar 2006

Quote by BiWelshMinx
Well since you pleaded your case so lady like I guess you can stay

Good because I wouldn't want to have to send the boys around....

;)
Minx x x
NOOOOOOO !!! Not Da Boyz !!!!!! bolt

10 Mar 2006

Quote by meat2pleaseu
Well since you pleaded your case so lady like I guess you can stay

Good because I wouldn't want to have to send the boys around....

;)
Minx x x
Ay carumba, that geezer on the left looks like me just after a haircut. have i got a secret twin brother???
No he doesn't Feety..you are far more handsome kiss

Minx x x

10 Mar 2006

TADAAAAA!!!!
Redpantherman rides up on Red Rum :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
don't worry mik I've got half a bottle of White Lightning & an old bath rescued from the tip outside next doors garden! :P
WE NOW HAVE A JACUZZI & BOOZE!!! :thrilled: drinkies

:cheers: :beer:
not quite sure how we gonna get the bubbles to work though :shock:
take that phred & biwelshminx duel

don't need ya... ur just cluttering up the place anyway
Lemmie in mik... lemmie in I've yet to stretch the legendary anus... :doh: sorry I meant the annals of SH generosity by not having one of my feeble posts locked
winchwench my lil ole Candy Coated Minstrel you will always melt in my mouth :twisted:

10 Mar 2006

Quote by redpantherman
TADAAAAA!!!!
Redpantherman rides up on Red Rum :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
don't worry mik I've got half a bottle of White Lightning & an old bath rescued from the tip outside next doors garden! :P
WE NOW HAVE A JACUZZI & BOOZE!!! :thrilled: :cheers: :beer:
not quite sure how we gonna get the bubbles to work though :shock:
take that phred & biwelshminx don't need ya... ur just cluttering up the place anyway
Lemmie in mik... lemmie in I've yet to stretch the legendary anus... :doh: sorry I meant the annals of SH generosity by not having one of my feeble posts locked
winchwench my lil ole Candy Coated Minstrel you will always melt in my mouth :twisted:

I see RPM..like that is it ? Hmm? Well I know fighting talk when I see it flipa

:boxing:
Now about stretching that anus...need any help ??

:rascal: :rascal:
Minx x x

10 Mar 2006

:eeek:

10 Mar 2006

Quote by redpantherman
:eeek:

Tut..all mouth and no KY as usual... :twisted:
Minx x x

10 Mar 2006

off for some KY.... brb :twisted:

10 Mar 2006

Quote by redpantherman
off for some KY.... brb :twisted:

Woohoo!!! I'm in..well almost..*waits for the KY*
:giggle: :twisted: hump

Minx x x

10 Mar 2006

FFS it just gets interesting and now I can't even be a meber of my own club :doh:

10 Mar 2006

Quote by BiWelshMinx
off for some KY.... brb :twisted:

Woohoo!!! I'm in..well almost..*waits for the KY*
:giggle: :twisted: hump

Minx x x
bugga :shock: :giggle: he said bugga :twisted:
feckin ell... ran so hard to the local Co-op all me bleedin change fell out me tool belt :taz:
now im sittin outside the store with said tool belt in hand & a sign stating my... ahem 'needs'
FFS :fuckinghell: how am I gonna explain this one to biwelshminx redface

ops: :oops:

10 Mar 2006

Quote by mik69
FFS it just gets interesting and now I can't even be a meber of my own club :doh:

Mik- lend me the shed and I will let you watch...if RPM EVER gets back.... rolleyes

Minx x x

10 Mar 2006

Well i'll volenter for the subs bench if he doesn't :shock: I hope it's somthing good i've been logged out for a while and have no idead what i've just volentered for confused

10 Mar 2006

<<<<<<< wonders in, looks around the now empty shed rolleyes

oh well, back to the gfz for me drinkies

10 Mar 2006

Quote by BiWelshMinx
FFS it just gets interesting and now I can't even be a meber of my own club :doh:

Mik- lend me the shed and I will let you watch...if RPM EVER gets back.... rolleyes

Minx x x
got 50 flippin pence now... propa tite bastids where I live :fuckinghell:
right I'm off to the bus garage... lookin for some axel gease!

10 Mar 2006

*taps foot impatiently*
Right I have beed stood up (again) sigh..I am off to perv..I mean check some cams.. :twisted:
Minx x x

11 Mar 2006

Ohhhhhhhh now this one i can be a member of...see im an
Purrrrlease lemmie in...tis cold !!

11 Mar 2006

Quote by ^Tigger^
Ohhhhhhhh now this one i can be a member of...see im an
Purrrrlease lemmie in...tis cold !!

ermmmmmmm coughcoughbullcoughshi*coughcough lol

Tony

11 Mar 2006

Quote by ^Tigger^
Ohhhhhhhh now this one i can be a member of...see im an
Purrrrlease lemmie in...tis cold !!

Bugger and i've just been banned aswell sad

oh sod it pull up a chair Tigger smile

11 Mar 2006

Quote by ^Tigger^
Ohhhhhhhh now this one i can be a member of...see im an
Purrrrlease lemmie in...tis cold !!

I so want to comment but probably best I don't wink

11 Mar 2006

Quote by BiWelshMinx
*taps foot impatiently*
Right I have beed stood up (again) sigh..I am off to perv..I mean check some cams.. :twisted:
Minx x x

< back from the pub >
:beer: :beer: hic... burp.... fart...:wanker: :wanker:
wheres binxy? hump

got some take away chip grease on me kebab... you ready for me hun :hump: boink

11 Mar 2006

I qualify. I dont know how or why it happened it just did. Some may say its luck, most would say its a miracle where as I just think its unfortunate. My God am I dissapointed in me redface

So what games we play in this club then? Ive got top tits, ohh sorry its top trumps ... tits edition :rascal:
Mr Tweeky

11 Mar 2006

Im sweet and innocent, never had a thread locked, so I think I qualify....
(And if you believe the first two parts of the above, you'll believe anything....lol)