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The BWM Club (Butter Wouldn't Melt)

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Don't think I've had athread locked but I've been banned fer 6 hours. Do I qualify or is that butter dribblin' down me chin?
Can't quite figure out what sort of member Minxy is? dunno :twisted:
Quote by tweeky
I qualify. I dont know how or why it happened it just did. Some may say its luck, most would say its a miracle where as I just think its unfortunate. My God am I dissapointed in me redface
So what games we play in this club then? Ive got top tits, ohh sorry its top trumps ... tits edition :rascal:
Mr Tweeky

Well Mr Tweeky... I bought a plastic bath so we can have a jacuzzi & half a bottle of white lighting for drinkies...
binxy has a clothing ban slapped on her & was gonna work behind the bar... but fred the medic -the dirty sod- :fuckinghell: :sparring: took her away to that other < hawks loudly > shite club < then he spits >
Can you help us get the bubbles going?
btw traitor mik has finaly got a thread locked... hav u got any Swan Vestas? :twisted:
Quote by redpantherman
Can you help us get the bubbles going?
:twisted:

Beans for breakfast???? :thumbup:
Quote by Sassy-Seren

Can you help us get the bubbles going?
:twisted:

Beans for breakfast???? :thumbup:
Yep thats what I was going to suggest too smile The jacuzi idea is a good one but wont the top trumps get wet? hey top trumps wet tits editon :lickface:
Mr Tweeky
Quote by Sassy-Seren

Can you help us get the bubbles going?
:twisted:

Beans for breakfast???? :thumbup:
Yep thats what I was going to suggest too smile The jacuzi idea is a good one but wont the top trumps get wet? hey top trumps wet tits editon :lickface:
Mr Tweeky
Quote by tweeky
hey top trumps wet tits editon :lickface:
Mr Tweeky

Woooo Hooooo !!!!!! :happy: :happy: :happy: :happy:
<<<<<<< pulls up a stool and bangs on the bar 'Hey, anyone serving in the joint tonight or what? ' :cheers:
Quote by Sassy-Seren
<<<<<<< pulls up a stool and bangs on the bar 'Hey, anyone serving in the joint tonight or what? ' :cheers:

I think most of the regulars are at a Munch today? Well I will serve you can buy me a drink if you like as long as its not a navy rum sad
Mr Tweeky
Thank you my man, I'll have a pint of Baileys and skip the umbrella and one for yourself :cheers:
Cheers :beer: Bottoms up, ohh maybe not the best thing to say in this establishment.
You been looking at my profile pics then ?? :giggle:
Quote by Sassy-Seren
You been looking at my profile pics then ?? :giggle:

NO .... but I will now bolt
Wow look at our posts, see you can get a word in when all the big mouths are out of town. Helllllloooooo (listen for the echo) Bliss. Now watch me get a shoeing from the returning drunks.
Nice talking, Im off now Mrs Tweeky hanging about in the kitchen being noisey and coughing a lot may be a hint that she wants to check here emails as she asked 20 mins ago.
Mr Tweeky
like a freaking ghost ship !