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The BWM Club (Butter Wouldn't Melt)

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Due to the fact that some people treat me as an outsider i've decided to start my own club for the good members of the forum it's even more exclusive than the (wretching sound) LTC (spit) for it's only for people who HAVE NOT had a thread locked biggrin everything they have we've got but better including me and my ego confused
looks like you n me then m8 lol
at least until bulko gives me me treads back evil
Bit empty in here Mik.............new nick Mik No Mates
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Thought I might be sad
Thats a shame.........
Would live to join you but.....
Ive had a thread locked and.........
Over in the LTC polo lady is about to start massaging my back, buttocks and gently yeilding thighs with massage oil. Its a hard life!
Quote by winchwench
Thats a shame.........
Would live to join you but.....
Ive had a thread locked and.........
Over in the LTC polo lady is about to start massaging my back, buttocks and gently yeilding thighs with massage oil. Its a hard life!

Well the least you can do is get some pictures for me :twisted:
:stamps feet:
I want to join .......... but I've had a few locked :cry:
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
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:stamps feet:
I want to join .......... but I've had a few locked :cry:
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Oh FFS is it only me whos never had a thread locked then it's begining to look that way confused
Well you will have to make me an honorary member Sheddy cos BWM is one of my nicknames confused and you can't have a BWM club without BWM now can you? :P
Minx x x
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Well you will have to make me an honorary member Sheddy cos BWM is one of my nicknames confused and you can't have a BWM club without BWM now can you? :P
Minx x x

Christ I never noticed that smile but you and your new avatar are more than welcome kiss
ha! as if i'd even want to join your cliquey little band of spineless members who've never once in their life abused the hospitality of swinging heaven and stretched the good will of it's moderators.
go on . . . knock yaselves out . . . . i'm off for a jacuzzi in our members area! :P
neil x x x ;)
When redpantherman shows up im sure he's eligible to join ya.
Im sure butter wouldnt melt in his mouth.
Well, not like I did anyway! :twisted:
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Bit empty in here Mik.............new nick Mik No Mates
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smackbottom :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: you asked for that (and I really enjoyed giving it to you) :twisted:
Quote by mik69
Bit empty in here Mik.............new nick Mik No Mates
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smackbottom :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: you asked for that (and I really enjoyed giving it to you) :twisted:
*cries for help*......well whispers a little bit :giveup:
I've had several threads that weren't locked, i'll be sat in the corner with Binxy when you have time to bring me a beer over lol
Quote by meat2pleaseu
I've had several threads that weren't locked, i'll be sat in the corner with Binxy when you have time to bring me a beer over lol

And who am I to refuse such a handsome avatar confused as sone as I round up some bar staff i'll sort the drinks out.
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I've had several threads that weren't locked, i'll be sat in the corner with Binxy when you have time to bring me a beer over lol

"No-body puts Binxy in a corner!"
Never had Feety down as the Patrck Swayze type mind.... dunno
rotflmao
Minx x x
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"No-body puts Binxy in a corner!"
Minx x x

I'm sorry I may have to review that honoury membership due to you qouting one of the cheeseist lines ever said in a movie confused
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ha! as if i'd even want to join your cliquey little band of spineless members who've never once in their life abused the hospitality of swinging heaven and stretched the good will of it's moderators.
go on . . . knock yaselves out . . . . i'm off for a jacuzzi in our members area! :P
neil x x x ;)

Oi Neilinnearlybloodyhospital >>>
Watch your tongue and remember who taught you >> OK
Phredd
:thrilled: :thrilled: :thrilled: :thrilled: :thrilled: :thrilled:
yaaaaa i can join.......... confused although iv never been described as butter wouldn't melt........don't think id want to either :twisted: :twisted:
Ahh at last a genuine BWM member smile welcome miss and feel free to abuse my hospitality at your whim :grin:
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"No-body puts Binxy in a corner!"
Minx x x

I'm sorry I may have to review that honoury membership due to you qouting one of the cheeseist lines ever said in a movie confused
Just slap her with a clothing ban then make her get the beers from the bottom shelf lol
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Just slap her with a clothing ban then make her get the beers from the bottom shelf lol

Well that sthe bar staff sorted then :shock:
Quote by mik69

"No-body puts Binxy in a corner!"
Minx x x

I'm sorry I may have to review that honoury membership due to you qouting one of the cheeseist lines ever said in a movie confused
:giggle: :giggle:
But I am allowed! It's a chick flick and I am a chick lol :thrilled: And..it's Friday and people like to feel good on a Friday..and..Oh bollox to ya..chuck me out and I will sue you for not asking if you could use my copyrighted initials :P
flipa :kissmyarse:
Minx x x
Well since you pleaded your case so lady like I guess you can stay confused
Minxy hun kiss
Whats it like having your own club then ??
BWM = BiWelshMinx. wink
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Well since you pleaded your case so lady like I guess you can stay confused

Good because I wouldn't want to have to send the boys around....

;)
Minx x x
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Minxy hun kiss
Whats it like having your own club then ??
BWM = BiWelshMinx. wink

Well..it's not strictly my club Fred, but I am trying to get my foot in the door (of a crumby shed) for some reason dunno There's not even a jacuzzi in here, just a view of a birdbath outside if you rub the grime off the window... evil
Care to escort me back to the LTC Fred ?? :kiss:
Minx x x
Sodding typical woman you bend over backwards to please her :shock: then she sods off at the first sign of something better. sad
Quote by mik69
Sodding typical woman you bend over backwards to please her :shock: then she sods off at the first sign of something better. sad

No offence Mik but I prefer my men to bend over forwards to please me :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Minx x x