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Quote by HornyLittleBlonde
I have to say I'm slightly depressed that he looks better in a little black halterneck than I do redface
Mermaid to follow shortly, but we're being a bit careful as next door are having a pre match BBQ. :giggle:

OMG i'm gutted, just got back from car boot where i could have picked up allsorts for fancy bloody dress rolleyes, and bought em over, and pissed myself laughing at this :cry:
:roll:
you two are priceless :giggle:
Quote by HornyLittleBlonde
Ok,
how about,
Mermaid Dammy lol :lol: wink

Here you go. 1 mermaid coming up :lol:

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I'm pissing myself here :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
<<<<<<<<pissing self too surprised
dammy.... youre pure quality mate...........
ever dressed up like a postman.......... apparently theres a whole hoarde of British women who fantasise about having rampant sex in the hallways of their homes with a hunky parcel pusher..
can we see for ouselves????????
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
next: Amazonian Warrior Princess/ Xena ??? :rascal:
'kin 'ell . . . . . .
Point of order.
We don't have or run a fancy dress shop ffs.
Just the things we have kicking about the house.
And I say that in all seriousness as I sit here in one of her size 8 skirts (not fastened) a la Xena and . . . well; nowt else really redface
(Although - if CarrieAnn is listening, I wouldn't mind seeing if I could get into a French Maid's outfit surprisedops: )
Dammie, you're a f*cking star ! rotflmao kiss
I hope you've all been slightly entertained.
Unfortunately, it's all drawing to a close now.
My dresser/photographer/designer and chief piss taker has just announced
"I'm off to the shop in a minute for some 'tinnies' " . . . . . dunno
Apparently there's a football game on Tv soon :dunno: :dunno: :dunno: :dunno:
I want to go for a the walk, but she says I'm not allowed to go as Xena :cry:
More than slightly entertained rotflmao
Thanks Dammie and HLB for cheering up what had started out as a very dull and boring Sunday. kiss
HLB, as for letting him go out dressed as Xena...................I DARE ya :twisted:
Quote by HornyLittleBlonde

next: Amazonian Warrior Princess/ Xena ??? :rascal:

This is the best Xena we could do redface

rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: brilliant!
passionkiss well done you 2 worship
I just sooooooo want to meet you two, you are so funny :giggle: :rose: :giggle:
Sassy well done hun for starting this thread, it was brilliant worship
Love
Fire xxxxx
Send him to the Manchester village dressed as that! lol
Go on I dare you!!
xx
Priceless.
H.x
Quote by firelizard
I just sooooooo want to meet you two, you are so funny :giggle: :rose: :giggle:

Also available for . . . . .
Weddings
Christenings
Hen Nights
Munches
Birthdays
Wakes
Anniversaries
and
Barmitzvahs

Actually - I'm very quiet and a bit of a wallflower when we're out at munches and things innocent

:giggle: :giggle:
rotflmao
'but you can't throw him out, he's dammie' :giggle:
Quote by BiWelshMinx

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redface I've grown up and matured since then surprisedops:
Honest innocent
Quote by dambuster

:giggle: :giggle:

redface I've grown up and matured since then surprisedops:
Honest innocent
I bloody hope not!! kiss
Minx x x
Quote by dambuster

:giggle: :giggle:

redface I've grown up and matured since then surprisedops:
Honest innocent
since february?
Quote by dambuster
Sorry, the closest I can get to anything football related is to recycle this one . . .

Jeeez HLB, haven't you eaten those yet?? rolleyes
Dammie and the 'Tinnie Trucker!' you are a pair of stars. rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
I'd rather hoped one day to see something with hold-ups with a butterfly embroidered in 'em. Rather fancied them meself!! wink
Quote by westerross
I'd rather hoped one day to see something with hold-ups with a butterfly embroidered in 'em. Rather fancied them meself!! wink

They're in a safe place waiting for the right opportunity :wink:
Quote by HornyLittleBlonde
Challenge No.2 complete

At this point I'm hoping the neighbours aren't in their garden as they would've heard dammie shouting "make sure my cock's not in it" as I was taking the pic redface

Fantastic Dammie! :thumbup:
So was this a "Crouching Tiger........Hidden Cock" Scenario then?
:giggle:
omg what a fatastic thread, priceless, you two are fantastic and very resourceful lol
Earthy xx
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I've only just had chance to read this through (was downloading something and my bandwidth was full so pics in posts would have been a pain) But it's priceless just goes to show what a bloody good sense of humour you both have worship
Now my challenge for you is a real tough one and to be honest not sure if you'll pull it off confused
Er is it actually possible for Dambuster to pose for any picture when he's not in a camp pose and prehaps wearing typical hetrosexual normall everyday clothes lol :lol: :lol:
I guess I'm expecting far too much for that one dunno bolt
Quote by sheddy
Er is it actually possible for Dambuster to pose for any picture when he's not in a camp pose and prehaps wearing typical hetrosexual normall everyday clothes lol :lol: :lol:

He has one from last weekend when he was being used as a pole redface :giggle:
Stunning pictures Dammie & HLB :giggle: :giggle: :giggle:
Quote by sheddy
Er is it actually possible for Dambuster to pose for any picture when he's not in a camp pose and prehaps wearing typical hetrosexual normall everyday clothes lol :lol: :lol:
I guess I'm expecting far too much for that one dunno bolt

Butch enough for ya ?

wink
(Although - I must admit, that was twentysome years ago redface )
Quote by Shireen_Mids
He has one from last weekend when he was being used as a pole redface :giggle:

A tipsy someone briefly used me as a pole on a saturday night out as some may have noticed much to my surprisedops: I'm a shy lad me. But my ego was much more :twisted: lol
Quote by dambuster
Butch enough for ya ?

wink
(Although - I must admit, that was twentysome years ago :oops: )

Not as I ever doubted it but thats more than butch enough for me biggrin However I'm still impressed with the effort you put in to these pics, not a bloody hope in hell i'm even considering to compile a photo collection to match the ones you have of differant outfits worship
:oops: I'm a shy lad me.
Quote by Shireen_Mids
Er is it actually possible for Dambuster to pose for any picture when he's not in a camp pose and prehaps wearing typical hetrosexual normall everyday clothes lol :lol: :lol:

He has one from last weekend when he was being used as a pole redface :giggle:

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