Quote by blueocean
We bought 2 tins of Quality Street on Saturday and only have half a tin left.
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and you didn't even offer us any !!!!
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Sex God
I am only here for a shag! 
Sex God
If I knew the words in reply to listening to so many tales of such unadulterated sinful crap then I'd be sober as a judge. :shock: :shock:
As it is, I neither know the words, nor have any advice to offer
:dunno:
In which case I'll see what this little ringpulleytypethingyonthetopofthecan does!
Fitting tin helmet now
Err............. :grin: :grin:
As it is, I neither know the words, nor have any advice to offer
:dunno: In which case I'll see what this little ringpulleytypethingyonthetopofthecan does!
Fitting tin helmet now
Err............. :grin: :grin:
Quote by EagerSlut
If I knew the words in reply to listening to so many tales of such unadulterated sinful crap then I'd be sober as a judge. :shock: :shock:
As it is, I neither know the words, nor have any advice to offer
In which case I'll see what this little ringpulleytypethingyonthetopofthecan does!
Fitting tin helmet now
Err............. :grin: :grin:
it opens a can of worms lol
Sex God
Quote by sorts
I am only here for a shag!
ya cant shag in the confessional box
20 hail marys required :shock: 
Is that all you get for sex in the confessional box? :twisted:
Quote by rogerthedragon
I am only here for a shag!
ya cant shag in the confessional box
20 hail marys required :shock: Is that all you get for sex in the confessional box? :twisted:
thats really up to father es but ya could be in trouble if ya wipe your cock on the curtains on way out :shock:
Sex God
Quote by sorts
thats really up to father es but ya could be in trouble if ya wipe your cock on the curtains on way out :shock:
:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
If you want someone to confess to then go to Mal (Cardinal Mal from blue's first party). I'm a total sinner and proud of it...............but........
my lips are sealed! :censored:
:whistling: This is where you can come clean about all those naughty things you've done :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
I have to confess I have not only been cheating on my partner but also corrupting and indulging others as often as I can. I have come across women in a similar situation to myself and we have fornicated many many times with no other thought than the great pleasures it has given us....and we have strayed from the vanilla path and lo and behold we have done things and in so many ways it is the most marvelous sin one can imagine.....but I have to confess....I will do it again and again, whenever I can!
I have to confess I have not only been cheating on my partner but also corrupting and indulging others as often as I can. I have come across women in a similar situation to myself and we have fornicated many many times with no other thought than the great pleasures it has given us....and we have strayed from the vanilla path and lo and behold we have done things and in so many ways it is the most marvelous sin one can imagine.....but I have to confess....I will do it again and again, whenever I can!
Sex God
ummmmm
at uni some people were stealing a females bottle of milk.....
so i decdided to piss in a bottle.....
lets c there faces now....
MikeC
at uni some people were stealing a females bottle of milk.....
so i decdided to piss in a bottle.....
lets c there faces now....
MikeC
Quote by Cheetah
I have to confess I have not only been cheating on my partner but also corrupting and indulging others as often as I can. I have come across women in a similar situation to myself and we have fornicated many many times with no other thought than the great pleasures it has given us....and we have strayed from the vanilla path and lo and behold we have done things and in so many ways it is the most marvelous sin one can imagine.....but I have to confess....I will do it again and again, whenever I can!
well so long as you send your next woman to me after you have done you will be forgiven :lol2:
Quote by naughtynymphos1
I have to confess I have not only been cheating on my partner but also corrupting and indulging others as often as I can. I have come across women in a similar situation to myself and we have fornicated many many times with no other thought than the great pleasures it has given us....and we have strayed from the vanilla path and lo and behold we have done things and in so many ways it is the most marvelous sin one can imagine.....but I have to confess....I will do it again and again, whenever I can!
well so long as you send your next woman to me after you have done you will be forgiven :lol2:
Personally, I think hes condenmned himself to hell, where he will be surrounded by scantily dressed, nubile young women and BBw's who will flog and fuck him for eternity. Never once will they stop in their torture of his body !!!!!
Forgive me Father for I have sinned...
Many moons ago, I had a bf who, quite frankly, was a bit of a twat. This particular relationship was understandably short lived but from which I have some very fond memories.
Anyway, one particular day we'd had a 'disagreement' about women's roles within the home, his major point being that tea should be on the table waiting for when he got in from work. Now, me being me, was not too impressed with this 'serve my dinner at 6pm' order, but decided the best policy would be perhaps to bite my tongue and just get on with it.....
So, I did. That particular evening I did tea, nice home-made steak and kidney pie & gravy, promptly served at 6pm without further problem. I left him to eat in front of the TV, while I cleared up in the kitchen, and making sure I hid the 3 empty tins of Pedigree Chum at the bottom of the bin. :twisted:
Oh, and if he's reading this and thinking :shock: :shock: , I aint sorry either !!
What is my pennance for this culinary sin Father? :twisted:
Many moons ago, I had a bf who, quite frankly, was a bit of a twat. This particular relationship was understandably short lived but from which I have some very fond memories.
Anyway, one particular day we'd had a 'disagreement' about women's roles within the home, his major point being that tea should be on the table waiting for when he got in from work. Now, me being me, was not too impressed with this 'serve my dinner at 6pm' order, but decided the best policy would be perhaps to bite my tongue and just get on with it.....
So, I did. That particular evening I did tea, nice home-made steak and kidney pie & gravy, promptly served at 6pm without further problem. I left him to eat in front of the TV, while I cleared up in the kitchen, and making sure I hid the 3 empty tins of Pedigree Chum at the bottom of the bin. :twisted:
Oh, and if he's reading this and thinking :shock: :shock: , I aint sorry either !!
What is my pennance for this culinary sin Father? :twisted:
Quote by treasurechest
I have to confess I have not only been cheating on my partner but also corrupting and indulging others as often as I can. I have come across women in a similar situation to myself and we have fornicated many many times with no other thought than the great pleasures it has given us....and we have strayed from the vanilla path and lo and behold we have done things and in so many ways it is the most marvelous sin one can imagine.....but I have to confess....I will do it again and again, whenever I can!
well so long as you send your next woman to me after you have done you will be forgiven :lol2:
Personally, I think hes condenmned himself to hell, where he will be surrounded by scantily dressed, nubile young women and BBw's who will flog and fuck him for eternity. Never once will they stop in their torture of his body !!!!!
thats hell? :shock:
Quote by Darkfire
Forgive me Father for I have sinned...
Many moons ago, I had a bf who, quite frankly, was a bit of a twat. This particular relationship was understandably short lived but from which I have some very fond memories.
Anyway, one particular day we'd had a 'disagreement' about women's roles within the home, his major point being that tea should be on the table waiting for when he got in from work. Now, me being me, was not too impressed with this 'serve my dinner at 6pm' order, but decided the best policy would be perhaps to bite my tongue and just get on with it.....
So, I did. That particular evening I did tea, nice home-made steak and kidney pie & gravy, promptly served at 6pm without further problem. I left him to eat in front of the TV, while I cleared up in the kitchen, and making sure I hid the 3 empty tins of Pedigree Chum at the bottom of the bin. :twisted:
Oh, and if he's reading this and thinking :shock: :shock: , I aint sorry either !!
What is my pennance for this culinary sin Father? :twisted:
a pat on the back my child
Orgasminator
Quote by Darkfire
Forgive me Father for I have sinned...
Many moons ago, I had a bf who, quite frankly, was a bit of a twat. This particular relationship was understandably short lived but from which I have some very fond memories.
Anyway, one particular day we'd had a 'disagreement' about women's roles within the home, his major point being that tea should be on the table waiting for when he got in from work. Now, me being me, was not too impressed with this 'serve my dinner at 6pm' order, but decided the best policy would be perhaps to bite my tongue and just get on with it.....
So, I did. That particular evening I did tea, nice home-made steak and kidney pie & gravy, promptly served at 6pm without further problem. I left him to eat in front of the TV, while I cleared up in the kitchen, and making sure I hid the 3 empty tins of Pedigree Chum at the bottom of the bin. :twisted:
Oh, and if he's reading this and thinking :shock: :shock: , I aint sorry either !!
What is my pennance for this culinary sin Father? :twisted:
Remind me never to annoy you (though in this situation I have to say I like your style
). Quote by Darkfire
Forgive me Father for I have sinned...
Many moons ago, I had a bf who, quite frankly, was a bit of a twat. This particular relationship was understandably short lived but from which I have some very fond memories.
Anyway, one particular day we'd had a 'disagreement' about women's roles within the home, his major point being that tea should be on the table waiting for when he got in from work. Now, me being me, was not too impressed with this 'serve my dinner at 6pm' order, but decided the best policy would be perhaps to bite my tongue and just get on with it.....
So, I did. That particular evening I did tea, nice home-made steak and kidney pie & gravy, promptly served at 6pm without further problem. I left him to eat in front of the TV, while I cleared up in the kitchen, and making sure I hid the 3 empty tins of Pedigree Chum at the bottom of the bin. :twisted:
Oh, and if he's reading this and thinking :shock: :shock: , I aint sorry either !!
What is my pennance for this culinary sin Father? :twisted:
fantastic!!!!!! wonder if it works with catfood too
~wanders off to kitchen whistling innocently~
Quote by celestria
Forgive me Father for I have sinned...
Many moons ago, I had a bf who, quite frankly, was a bit of a twat. This particular relationship was understandably short lived but from which I have some very fond memories.
Anyway, one particular day we'd had a 'disagreement' about women's roles within the home, his major point being that tea should be on the table waiting for when he got in from work. Now, me being me, was not too impressed with this 'serve my dinner at 6pm' order, but decided the best policy would be perhaps to bite my tongue and just get on with it.....
So, I did. That particular evening I did tea, nice home-made steak and kidney pie & gravy, promptly served at 6pm without further problem. I left him to eat in front of the TV, while I cleared up in the kitchen, and making sure I hid the 3 empty tins of Pedigree Chum at the bottom of the bin. :twisted:
Oh, and if he's reading this and thinking :shock: :shock: , I aint sorry either !!
What is my pennance for this culinary sin Father? :twisted:
fantastic!!!!!! wonder if it works with catfood too
~wanders off to kitchen whistling innocently~
Oh yeah - just be selective over the 'flavour' and if all else fails, mask the 'slurp slurp did you put any salt in this dear, it tastes a bit...odd' with onion gravy or such like. However, if the only thing in your cupboard is 'salmon & tuna with omega 3 oils' you can always go for the direct approach and do normal food laced with laxatives
Quote by Darkfire
Forgive me Father for I have sinned...
Many moons ago, I had a bf who, quite frankly, was a bit of a twat. This particular relationship was understandably short lived but from which I have some very fond memories.
Anyway, one particular day we'd had a 'disagreement' about women's roles within the home, his major point being that tea should be on the table waiting for when he got in from work. Now, me being me, was not too impressed with this 'serve my dinner at 6pm' order, but decided the best policy would be perhaps to bite my tongue and just get on with it.....
So, I did. That particular evening I did tea, nice home-made steak and kidney pie & gravy, promptly served at 6pm without further problem. I left him to eat in front of the TV, while I cleared up in the kitchen, and making sure I hid the 3 empty tins of Pedigree Chum at the bottom of the bin. :twisted:
Oh, and if he's reading this and thinking :shock: :shock: , I aint sorry either !!
What is my pennance for this culinary sin Father? :twisted:
fantastic!!!!!! wonder if it works with catfood too
~wanders off to kitchen whistling innocently~
Oh yeah - just be selective over the 'flavour' and if all else fails, mask the 'slurp slurp did you put any salt in this dear, it tastes a bit...odd' with onion gravy or such like. However, if the only thing in your cupboard is 'salmon & tuna with omega 3 oils' you can always go for the direct approach and do normal food laced with laxatives
you mind works soooooooooooo much like mine its scary
Quote by naughtynymphos1
Forgive me Father for I have sinned...
Many moons ago, I had a bf who, quite frankly, was a bit of a twat. This particular relationship was understandably short lived but from which I have some very fond memories.
Anyway, one particular day we'd had a 'disagreement' about women's roles within the home, his major point being that tea should be on the table waiting for when he got in from work. Now, me being me, was not too impressed with this 'serve my dinner at 6pm' order, but decided the best policy would be perhaps to bite my tongue and just get on with it.....
So, I did. That particular evening I did tea, nice home-made steak and kidney pie & gravy, promptly served at 6pm without further problem. I left him to eat in front of the TV, while I cleared up in the kitchen, and making sure I hid the 3 empty tins of Pedigree Chum at the bottom of the bin. :twisted:
Oh, and if he's reading this and thinking :shock: :shock: , I aint sorry either !!
What is my pennance for this culinary sin Father? :twisted:
fantastic!!!!!! wonder if it works with catfood too
~wanders off to kitchen whistling innocently~
Oh yeah - just be selective over the 'flavour' and if all else fails, mask the 'slurp slurp did you put any salt in this dear, it tastes a bit...odd' with onion gravy or such like. However, if the only thing in your cupboard is 'salmon & tuna with omega 3 oils' you can always go for the direct approach and do normal food laced with laxatives
you mind works soooooooooooo much like mine its scary
:evil2: have i ever told you the story about Olbas Oil? :twisted:
Quote by Darkfire
Oh yeah - just be selective over the 'flavour' and if all else fails, mask the 'slurp slurp did you put any salt in this dear, it tastes a bit...odd' with onion gravy or such like. However, if the only thing in your cupboard is 'salmon & tuna with omega 3 oils' you can always go for the direct approach and do normal food laced with laxatives
Fantastic... just found duck and heart, chicken and liver, and beef and turkey... all chunks in gravy... I feel a pie making session coming on :thumbup: :whistling:
Quote by naughtynymphos1
:evil2: have i ever told you the story about Olbas Oil? :twisted:
no but please do
Ok, again many moons ago, I had this god damn reoccurring bout of thrush, drove me insane until I discovered natural yoghurt and the joys of alternative usage.
Anyway.... twat number....3 I think it was... had absolutely no sympathy for this predicament, and found my constantly irritated state highly amusing. This, of course, I was not particularly impressed with, so in order that he could at least empathise with me, i dripped a couple of drops of neat Olbas Oil onto his bell end in the night.
Simple but effective. :twisted:
