The Cornflake Dream.

26 Nov 2004

I'm sure this has been a topic often before but its one that always intrigues me.
Whats your latest dream? - I mean as in a dream while you were asleep.
Mine is THE CORNFLAKE DREAM
I dreamt a few people were stood around in a room holding giant cornflakes - bigger than dinner cornflakes had snow on them - not sugar frosting,no,real people were nibbling at these snow cornflakes saying things like "Thats awful" and "Thats terrible" and,oddest of all one said "I'm not eating that!" and then proceeded to eat it all the more.
And thats it - theres no punchline - only the alarm going off and waking me up!

26 Nov 2004

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Errrrrmmmmmmm I think you've been hanging around Davej & Neil too long Flirty
Giant Cornflake
Priceless biggrin

Mark

26 Nov 2004

Mark! - and Jerry!!
Its true I tell you - it was a real dream!!!
And I'm proud of it! cool

26 Nov 2004

If I was having dreams like that then I would keep them to myself dunno

Dawn :silly:

26 Nov 2004

Flirty i afraid there is no help :!: loon

:loon: :loon:

26 Nov 2004

Flirty - I am seriously worried now as you could be one of my neighbours - very scary :shock:

26 Nov 2004

Quote by Flirty Fruitcake
I'm sure this has been a topic often before but its one that always intrigues me.
Whats your latest dream? - I mean as in a dream while you were asleep.
Mine is THE CORNFLAKE DREAM
I dreamt a few people were stood around in a room holding giant cornflakes - bigger than dinner cornflakes had snow on them - not sugar frosting,no,real people were nibbling at these snow cornflakes saying things like "Thats awful" and "Thats terrible" and,oddest of all one said "I'm not eating that!" and then proceeded to eat it all the more.
And thats it - theres no punchline - only the alarm going off and waking me up!

I think we need to write to Dr Jones on this one, it may be serious loon

:silly:

26 Nov 2004

:shock:
Large cornflakes- you get that too? :silly:

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
poke

26 Nov 2004

nowt to worry about if it keeps going it could be classed as a cerial lol

26 Nov 2004

Maybe it means you want to have breakfast with someone, dunno

:giggle:

26 Nov 2004

Quote by Flirty Fruitcake
I'm sure this has been a topic often before but its one that always intrigues me.
Whats your latest dream? - I mean as in a dream while you were asleep.
Mine is THE CORNFLAKE DREAM
I dreamt a few people were stood around in a room holding giant cornflakes - bigger than dinner cornflakes had snow on them - not sugar frosting,no,real people were nibbling at these snow cornflakes saying things like "Thats awful" and "Thats terrible" and,oddest of all one said "I'm not eating that!" and then proceeded to eat it all the more.
And thats it - theres no punchline - only the alarm going off and waking me up!

hmmm, all seems a bit flakey to me!

26 Nov 2004

fruitloop
definately out there with the fairies
perhaps you were frightened by arthur scargill as a child :shock:
oh no od it thats shredded wheat Im thinking about lol

26 Nov 2004

FF seems a perfectly reasonable dream to me. . . .
you have issues from your childhood don't you mate? no it's ok, we all do! obviously they're not cornflakes with snow on 'em at all! they're Frosties. great big bowls of frosties you feel guilty for desiring. clearly you harken back to the days when it was ok to like frosties for brekkie, but as an adult you worry you should have finished with frosties by now and moved on to something sensible like Alpen or Special K.
that's why you love Shredded Wheat so much i reckon. it's a kind of denial of your true nature! it's ok mate! don't worry! it's allowed to love a sugar coating honest! not to beat yerself up about. gimme a bowl of frosted shreddies any day of the week! you're not alone!

neil x x x :P

26 Nov 2004

What?I'm the only forum member that has surreal dreams?
But thanks to the contributers so far to this thread - lets see:
mark1964swindon:I am STR8 mate - but - nice ass!
Dawn_Mids:Nice piercings! wink

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Clare_Lincs:Clare - you know the sexy secretary avatar turns us lads to quivering jelly! x
fernbernie:ME scary - look at YOU hunny - its like THE AVATARS HAVE EYES! :shock: x?
hornyriderx:Creepy hands - the rest is very nice! x
lil-miz-naughty-0204:BUT - its 2004! - HOWEVER - with an avatar pic like that - if you say its 0204 - ok,its 0204!!
northeastcoupleuk:You littl' monkeys you! x
sexyann57:Maybe I want to have breakfast with you! :wink: x
Silk and Big G:Nice Ass Part Two! redface

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warwick bypass:Nice Marbles!
neilinleeds:At last - someone as sane as I am! :shock:

26 Nov 2004

erm
havent you forgotten someone :cry:

26 Nov 2004

Quote by warwick
erm
havent you forgotten someone :cry:

SORRY
Warwick - I had you in the wrong position* redface

so changed the position surprised

ops: so I could have you :oops: the way I wanted :oops:
*IN MY LIST!

26 Nov 2004

Are you sure it was big cornflakes - and not really little people???

"Thats awful" and "Thats terrible" and,oddest of all one said "I'm not eating that!"

Perhaps a Freudian willy thing?
A subconscious desire for oral sex dunno

lhk
Kat

26 Nov 2004

Quote by Flirty Fruitcake
I'm sure this has been a topic often before but its one that always intrigues me.
Whats your latest dream? - I mean as in a dream while you were asleep.

Mine was being abducted by a gold fish, intact, not any old gold fish but MY goldfish! (who's got brown bits on him, and wags his tail when he sees me) and taken to the bottom of his tank, then I woke up, gasping for breath......
Im sure its these giving up smoking patches making my dreams so lucid.
Perhaps FFF I can borrow some of your cornflakes tonight to feed 'Speedy' so I can get some sleep!

26 Nov 2004

Nimbus to the rescue as ever! - Thanks for "coming out" as a surreal dreamer too hun! kiss

KitKatKatKit - very deep - Sigmund Freud - Carl Jung - Neil Young etc

26 Nov 2004

Quote by Nimbus
intact,

:doh: inFact!!!!!

26 Nov 2004

Quote by Nimbus
intact,

:doh: inFact!!!!!
Nimbus - there nothing to be ashamed of in being abducted by a goldfish intact.
Or being abducted by an intact goldfish either. wink

x

26 Nov 2004

Quote by Flirty Fruitcake
intact,

:doh: inFact!!!!!
Nimbus - there nothing to be ashamed of in being abducted by a goldfish intact.
Or being abducted by an intact goldfish either. wink

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:shock: goldfish can be circumcised? :shock: that would stop him waging his tail at me!

26 Nov 2004

Quote by Nimbus
:shock: goldfish can be circumcised? :shock:

Where do you think they get the bits that go into fishcakes from? :shock:

26 Nov 2004

Quote by northwest-cpl

:shock: goldfish can be circumcised? :shock:

Where do you think they get the bits that go into fishcakes from? :shock:
eugh!!!!

26 Nov 2004

Quote by northwest-cpl

:shock: goldfish can be circumcised? :shock:

Where do you think they get the bits that go into fishcakes from? :shock:
Note to self, NEVER eat another fishcake AGAIN!!!!! :crazy:

26 Nov 2004

Quote by Nimbus

:shock: goldfish can be circumcised? :shock:

Where do you think they get the bits that go into fishcakes from? :shock:
Note to self, NEVER eat another fishcake AGAIN!!!!! :crazy:
Nimbus - you could try eating a giant cornflake covered in snow instead..but then again.. rolleyes

26 Nov 2004

Quote by Nimbus

:shock: goldfish can be circumcised? :shock:

Where do you think they get the bits that go into fishcakes from? :shock:
Note to self, NEVER eat another fishcake AGAIN!!!!! :crazy:
And if you knew what went into beefburgers and sausages.... lol

:lol: :lol:

26 Nov 2004

Quote by northwest-cpl

:shock: goldfish can be circumcised? :shock:

Where do you think they get the bits that go into fishcakes from? :shock:
Note to self, NEVER eat another fishcake AGAIN!!!!! :crazy:
And if you knew what went into beefburgers and sausages.... lol

:lol: :lol:
..you'd go veggie like me!