Quote by Marya_Northeast
I feel ill just telling you this.but now it's all out in the open and into the Cringe Bin, I can forget it, right?
yeah right........
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There are some things you just so don't want your mother to know or hear!!
:evil2:
In the way of mothers everywhere, she raises the spectre of this at times when it will cause me maximum embarrassment. :scared:
well two of many such cases spring to mind.
1:
i was about 16 paying in the bath having a massive wank, so into what i was doing and just about to explode i did not hear my step mother come in, nor did i hear her coiming up the stairs, but i did her her scream as she walked in just as i was spurting all over my tummy and chest :shock:
ops:
she never spoke to me for two weeks and neither did my dad, so she clearly told him :roll:
2:
was on holiday in perrinporth,cornwall. around the time wham had young guns in the charts :roll: :roll: a few years back then.
anyway i was a horny little sod and always looking for a girlie to hook up with, did not take me long, same day we arrived :twisted:
anyway i decided that if we wanted some fun we should go find a quiet spot in the sand dunes to have a bit of teenage fun( ie me trying to get a shag, she saying no
:roll: )
so we walked to a distant dune, great nobody will see us here.
so we lay down and are snogging, me hand up her jumper, and low and behold she lets me finger her, i am really going to town on her( like a 14 year old would :roll: ) and me thinks she is on the verge of probably?? her first orgasm, she is coimng a treat and so was i ( in my pants :cry: ) at that very momnent, my uncle, auntie, dad, and my cousins all walk over the dune right into view and getting a full on eyefull of me with hand up her skirt soaking wet, and with a huge great big wet patch on the front of my trousers.
my uncle took the piss for the entire two weeks, i was so embarressed :oops: :oops: :oops:
1:
i was about 16 paying in the bath having a massive wank, so into what i was doing and just about to explode i did not hear my step mother come in, nor did i hear her coiming up the stairs, but i did her her scream as she walked in just as i was spurting all over my tummy and chest :shock:
ops: she never spoke to me for two weeks and neither did my dad, so she clearly told him
:roll: 2:
was on holiday in perrinporth,cornwall. around the time wham had young guns in the charts :roll: :roll: a few years back then.
anyway i was a horny little sod and always looking for a girlie to hook up with, did not take me long, same day we arrived :twisted:
anyway i decided that if we wanted some fun we should go find a quiet spot in the sand dunes to have a bit of teenage fun( ie me trying to get a shag, she saying no
:roll: )so we walked to a distant dune, great nobody will see us here.
so we lay down and are snogging, me hand up her jumper, and low and behold she lets me finger her, i am really going to town on her( like a 14 year old would :roll: ) and me thinks she is on the verge of probably?? her first orgasm, she is coimng a treat and so was i ( in my pants :cry: ) at that very momnent, my uncle, auntie, dad, and my cousins all walk over the dune right into view and getting a full on eyefull of me with hand up her skirt soaking wet, and with a huge great big wet patch on the front of my trousers.
my uncle took the piss for the entire two weeks, i was so embarressed :oops: :oops: :oops:
once had mates round .wean son was little any way left son up stairs playing. so after about 20 min thought we would go see what he was up to. he had only geting my vibrater and was use it as rocket. then a nother time are tv was broken so get man in to fix it so just as he leaven i ask him if he had tune it in to are video yer he say and switch it on to show me it working we had only left a home made porn flim in ops: god i could have die on the spot
ops: god i could have die on the spot 
:D :DWhen I was a kid, my father was in the forces and spent lots of time working abroad. On this occasion i thought he was still away in Cyprus but had returned early and my mother decided not to tell us to surprise us.
I think the surprise was on me!
At the age of 12, I ran home, desperate for a wee having not wished to use the facilities at school (yuk!) ran straight up the stairs, pulling my knickers down in mid flight.....flung the bathroom door open, plonked myself on the loo and let out a huge "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh" with relief (Yes you all know that feeling).........I glanced to my right to see my father sitting wide eyed in a bubble bath - I screamed, he yelled, then i legged it to my bedroom and shut the door for about 4hours in horrified embarrassment.
Now i never enter a loo with a closed door without knocking....lesson learned...
I think the surprise was on me!
At the age of 12, I ran home, desperate for a wee having not wished to use the facilities at school (yuk!) ran straight up the stairs, pulling my knickers down in mid flight.....flung the bathroom door open, plonked myself on the loo and let out a huge "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh" with relief (Yes you all know that feeling).........I glanced to my right to see my father sitting wide eyed in a bubble bath - I screamed, he yelled, then i legged it to my bedroom and shut the door for about 4hours in horrified embarrassment.
Now i never enter a loo with a closed door without knocking....lesson learned...
Quote by Mistress_39
When I was a kid, my father was in the forces and spent lots of time working abroad. On this occasion i thought he was still away in Cyprus but had returned early and my mother decided not to tell us to surprise us.
I think the surprise was on me!
At the age of 12, I ran home, desperate for a wee having not wished to use the facilities at school (yuk!) ran straight up the stairs, pulling my knickers down in mid flight.....flung the bathroom door open, plonked myself on the loo and let out a huge "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh" with relief (Yes you all know that feeling).........I glanced to my right to see my father sitting wide eyed in a bubble bath - I screamed, he yelled, then i legged it to my bedroom and shut the door for about 4hours in horrified embarrassment.
Now i never enter a loo with a closed door without knocking....lesson learned...
Priceless!!!! Absolutely Priceless!!!
:lol: :lol: :lol: Me and S having our first taste of outdoor fun, down a secluded and quiet riverside path, i was on my knees going down on him (and getting quite into it) when a kid comes riding round the corner on his bike and nearly fell off! What made it worse was then proceeded his whole extended family, dogs and all. We were so embarassed..... And now i'm wondering why i can't get him to have another try??....
