i think we should start a dave j poem.
everyone can add a verse if they like.
i will start it off,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
to replace him
there is no way
he is unique
our own davej
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the davej poem
Sex God
he's a balding gangster
cockerney sparrer ( sparrow for you northern types who speak proper english )
works dahn the market
on his barrer! ( barrow etc etc )
neil x x x ;)
cockerney sparrer ( sparrow for you northern types who speak proper english )
works dahn the market
on his barrer! ( barrow etc etc )
neil x x x ;)
:lol: :lol: :lol:
Sex God
Davej's gone, but he's not lost,
His name appears on every post,
Hark, what is that now , do I hear him coming,
Nah it's just the noisy plumbing!!
His name appears on every post,
Hark, what is that now , do I hear him coming,
Nah it's just the noisy plumbing!!
davej had a lucky gold fish
he took it every where in a dish
rub it hard and made a wish
he's not as old as we think
his head up his arse must stink
his thread are often in a link
unable to sit on a chair
we can't see he has no hair
for posting he has a flare
I think davej is a dad
but he is often bad
making mrs davej sad
Yeah I know, don't give up my day job
Dawn :silly:
he took it every where in a dish
rub it hard and made a wish
he's not as old as we think
his head up his arse must stink
his thread are often in a link
unable to sit on a chair
we can't see he has no hair
for posting he has a flare
I think davej is a dad
but he is often bad
making mrs davej sad
Yeah I know, don't give up my day job
Dawn :silly:
Sex God
It's goin' to hit him 'tween the eyes,
'Cos folks on here, tell no lies,
He'd make light of bein' away
I'm wond'rin' if he's goin' to stay?
'Cos folks on here, tell no lies,
He'd make light of bein' away
I'm wond'rin' if he's goin' to stay?
Sex God
There once was a man called DaveJ
Who waddled in a peculiar way
Some said when he sung
The sound came out of his bum
With his bad breathe we all had to pay.
Who waddled in a peculiar way
Some said when he sung
The sound came out of his bum
With his bad breathe we all had to pay.
Sex God
When davej reads this thread
we all may wish that we were dead
well, davej it's just a joke
you really are a top bloke
xx
Del
we all may wish that we were dead
well, davej it's just a joke
you really are a top bloke
xx
Del
