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The dreaded 1000th

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This has taken me ages to put together, so be gentle with me when you tell me it's uttershite! lol Ok........... right.........
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Quote by gem's terrible 1000th post acceptance speech
I thought for my 1000th I would supply some links to some of the memorable times I’ve had on here;
Things that made me laugh! click :lol: :giggle:click party times! :lol: absolute classic!:giggle:
I asked to be renamed!
Celebrated my birthday with you! and had lovely messages. xxx
Last but not least, where I managed to sell Neil to Bluexxx! :lol: My crowning glory of “uttershite and bollox” posts I think!
Since I joined SH the times have been more up than down. You have all got me through some of the most trying times. Many of you will have no idea about this as I am a very private person, those close to me will know some of what the last 12 months has dealt offsite in terms of illness, bereavements, tragedy and joy.
Thanks to a best friend who's unwavering ability to hold 5 hour conversations and make me giggle has got me through a lot. passionkiss Calista, AC and Fabio, (amongst other special folk) for the long winded msnm chats which cheered me more than you could ever know. sillyassionkiss: All the jokers on here (too many to name!) who make me laugh out loud at my PC and make me sound even more insane than I actually am! :lol: The Ann Summer’s party girls for giving me the innocent librarian rep ;) And all you lovely people who have PMed me or met IRL kiss I look forward to meeting more of you! biggrin
My little treasure, I love you more than you could ever know petal and hold you in high esteem for all you have done for me even when you were having your own crisis, you helped me no end. :passionkiss: :love:
:cry: <<<<<< doing a gywnyth redface
Just a huge thanks to everyone for making me laugh, rant and smile! You are Stars!
:passionkiss:
Let the hijack commence! :D :D :D ;)

Let's get back to posting my usual crap then! :D
What a brilliant 1000th post Gem.
You are an amazingly funny lovely lady and I am pleased I have had the pleasure of meeting you a couple of times
CONGRATULATIONS
Dawn kiss
Congratulations Gem ;)
Here's to the next 1000 drinkies
YAYwell done Gem
Congrats and keep them coming
Little Gem!! Where to start with you young lady cool
Glad you decided to go for the name change, this one is so "you". I still think about that "librarian" image you give off so effortlessly, a perfect example of why nobody should ever judge a book by it's cover :twisted:
You're a genuinely lovely person, in every way possible and I feel proud to count you amongst my friends kiss
You're now officially a goddess, but many of us thought that anyway ;)
So when do I get the tenner you promised? :lol2:
Congratulations you sexy bitch!!!!!!!! Although I'm sure if you had been studying more it would have taken you longer to get this far!! lol
Here's a big passionkiss just for you
H xxx
Congratulations Little Gem!
I enjoy your posts and our little chats which are always intelligent or funny. You have a great love of life and wisdom beyond your years. Here's to the next 1000! :thumbup:
Love
LC xxxxxxx
kiss
Congratulations hun on your 1000th post
Heres to the next 1000 and the laughs n giggles you will give us
Your a lovely lady im so pleased i know you
mwahhhh hunni
Vicky xxx
Thanks Dawnie, Lil_Bunny, AC, Calista, Devil, LC and Vicky! passionkiss
I look forward to paying Angel that tenner (in kind) I owe her for calling me a godess! ;)
And Devil! I'm sure you can find a way to punish me for not studying enough on Saturday young lady! :rascal: I'll have you know you hit your 1000th before I did! lol
;)
:cry:
((judy)) kiss
The replies have been so touching! I really never expected such lovely things said! I was braced for a warwick/ davej/ neil/ venus/ calista style five way hijack for a while! lol
Thanks guys! passionkiss
Quote by little gem
: I was braced for a warwick/ davej/ neil/ venus/ calista style five way hijack for a while! lol

He he you fogot me!. :twisted: :twisted: ...Debs rubs hands and thinks of a Hijack :lol:
well done babes! :bounce:
Love ya
Debxxxxxxx kiss
Congratulations are warranted ..... I can only say that I think you ID is wholly appropraite ...you are indeed this sites little gem lol :lol: :lol:
I think we can stand another 1000 posts from you wink
Thanks NGDE! kiss
Debs....... passionkiss
How could I forget you babes! sillyassionkiss:
YYYYYYYYYYIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE for u babe
crackin a beer now and will raise a glass with u on saturday
Little Gem - I was in Sainsburys the other day and I thought of you - I was stood in the fruit and veg department laughing at the Little Gem lettuces - it got me some funny looks - but who cares? - you're worth it!
1,000 x - Gem you're always good fun and a pleasure to read - Well Done! kiss
gem! passionkiss
:happy: :bounce: Congrats on 1000 posts! :bounce: :happy:
fantastic post! see! knew it would be a good one! they always are! biggrin laughed at all the links . . and had a little sniff at the sentiments!
well done gem! and thanks for lot's of things! so glad i know you! sillyassionkiss:
see you soon! love 'n' stuff! smile
n x x x ;)
WELL DONE HUN ON THE BIG 1000
GOD DON'T YOU TALK ALOT rotflmao
Gem,that was one of the best 1000th's ive seen so far!! biggrin
Congrats hun and we'll be seeing you soon wink
Clarexxx :wink:
Fruitcake! passionkiss
I passed a car wash the other day called "Little Gem" and laughed out loud too! I thought of you and the lettuces! I can't look at a lettuce now without giving a smile! Can't wait for spring when the daffodils come out rolleyes lol
Midsman, I can gibber away with the best of them! :lol: I'm sure you will find that out on Saturday! :lol:
Clare sillyassionkiss: Thanks!
Quote by neilinleeds
gem! :passionkiss:
:happy: :bounce: Congrats on 1000 posts! :bounce: :happy:
fantastic post! see! knew it would be a good one! they always are! biggrin laughed at all the links . . and had a little sniff at the sentiments!
well done gem! and thanks for lot's of things! so glad i know you! :passionkiss:
see you soon! love 'n' stuff! smile
n x x x ;)

Neil! :passionkiss: hump ;)
I worry about you! I really do! Sniffing sentiments indeed! :lol:
Sooooo, did they smell like you thought they would seeing as you sniffed them?! ;) :P
Anyone else decide to sniff the sentiments too? Come on.... come forward.... I want to know who has scratch and sniff PC capability! :lol:
well done matey
can you sell NIL again please only he seems to have escaped from Bluexxxxxxxxxxxx :shock:
Glad you are njoying your time here.
Life needs light relief every now and again.
wave :wave: :wave: :wave: :wave: :wave:
Quote by warwick
well done matey
can you sell NIL again please only he seems to have escaped from Bluexxxxxxxxxxxx :shock:

Warwick,
He wriggled free in the hand over. Seemed to find the door for a minute but alas... it was the airing cupboard! lol Looks like his attempt was thwarted this time! biggrin
Can I keep him for a little while? :P
Do you think he'd be ok sold as second hand goods? :lol:
Quote by little gem
Can I keep him for a little while? :P
Do you think he'd be ok sold as second hand goods? lol

As neil went away to recouperate, I would say that now he must be sold as brand new and nothing less.
Quote by Re-Lapse
As neil went away to recouperate, I would say that now he must be sold as brand new and nothing less.

Fantastic! Means he will go for a higher price this time as last time I had to sell him as slightly damaged goods! ;)
lol
Congratulations !!! here's to the next 1000 drinkies
Well done, and here's to many more. you've always brought a smile here too!
:high-smile: :high-smile: :high-smile: :high-smile: :high-smile: :high-smile: :high-smile: :high-smile: :high-smile: :high-smile: :high-smile:
Congratulations, so whats it like to join the elit 1000+ crowd is the air clear up there?
Chris
Molly and Chris, the air in the 1000+ gang is rather the same as the below 1000+.... being a newbie to this group I don't really know if is supposed to be different dunno Not much help there was I! lol
Thanks Mr.D and Da69ve! passionkiss I look forward to the next 1000! :lol:
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Neil reckons that after this week his kinky score will have increased lots so he thinks he will be worth may more than 6 goldfish this time! :lol:
Poor lamb.... he has no idea what we all have planned for him tomorrow night! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
mmmmwwwwaaahhahahahaha
:D :twisted: :D :twisted: :D
i suppose i better say my bit now...
thank you for mentioning me... i can say that the chats with you have been brill and i love talking to you... you are funny, sexy and a hell of a woman.....
looking forward to the next 1000 and seeing you tomorrow......
sean xxxxxxxx