The end is Nigh?

22 May 2009

Ok, so after a conversation at work yesterday, and baring in mind I work with models and fitness instructors who's insight is not that deep and thought provoking, I thought I would put the topic to the masses of well edumacated (yes deliberate wink

)at SH towers!
Imagine if you will, your sat watching TV, out in the car, shopping or whatever and suddenly there is a huge public announcement that a solar flare or something that will destroy most of life on earth is about to wipe out the planet as we know it within 48 hours. You have all seen the films, hence the question, so you know what I'm sort of getting at, but the question is............
Where would you go, what would you do and who would you spend your time with or what would you spend it doing?
Now be realistic because some of my work colleagues said things like i'd go and get a plane and fly over the himalayas, firstly they cant fly a plane and secondly how would you get to one baring in mind the country/world would probably have ensued into riot while all the "important people" were already safely underground in bunkers somewhere!!?

22 May 2009

I would avoid Bruce Willis.

22 May 2009

Quote by Srne
Where would you go, what would you do and who would you spend your time with or what would you spend it doing?

Your bed, you, you and shagging! :rascal:
cool

OK, so that's a really silly answer to a really interesting question and I'll go away and think of a more deserved reply and come back to this in a bit wink

22 May 2009

There would probably be phonecalls to make - things left unsaid for whatever reason which would need saying.
Hmmmm... will think more.

22 May 2009

I had a dream a long time ago about the world coming to an end.
My panic in the dream was I wasn't with my husband and children and was madly searching for them.
So I would have to say I would be with my husband and children and just enjoy our last moments together.

22 May 2009

Hope to read a few of your posts on this as been thinking about it all day and it actually made me call a friend whom I hadn't spoken to for ages because of a rather trivial fall - out. Made me kind of put things in perspective a little the reality of "what if?" confused

22 May 2009

I probably wouldn't notice, I don't like watching the news.
Someone text me and tell me when it's happening, yeah?

22 May 2009

start shooting
lp

22 May 2009

I would definitely want to be with the people i love the most
altho some people make you wish it would be over in 48hrs mad

22 May 2009

In case of Sonic Attack on your district, follow these rules:
If you are making love it is imperative to bring all bodies to orgasm simultaneously.
Do not waste time blocking your ears.
Do not waste time seeking a 'sound proofed' shelter.
Try to get as far away from the sonic source as possible
Do not panic
Do not panic
Use your wheels. It is what they are for.
Small babies may be placed inside the special cocoons
and should be left, if possible, in shelters.
Do not attempt to use your own limbs.
If no wheels are available - metal - not organic -
limbs should be employed whenever practical.
Remember:
In the case of sonic attack survival means
'Every man for himself'
Statistically more people survive if they think
only of themselves
Do not attempt to rescue friends, relatives, loved ones
You have only a few seconds to escape
Use those seconds sensibly or you will inevitably die
Think only of yourself
Think only of yourself
Do not panic
Think only of yourself
Think only of yourself
These are the first signs of sonic attack:
You will notice small objects - such as ornaments - oscillating
You will notice vibrations in your diaphragm
You will hear a distand hissing in your ears
You will feel the need to vomit
You will feel dizzy
You will have difficulty focussing
You will need to breathe more rapidly
There will be bleeding from orifices
There will be an ache in the pelvic region
You may be subject to fits of hysterical shouting or even laughter
These are all sign of imminent sonic destruction
Your only protection is flight
If you are less than ten years old
Remain in your shelter and use your cocoon
Remember - you can help no one else
You can help no one else
You can help no one else
Do not panic
Think only of yourself
Think only of yourself
Think only of yourself
Think only of yourself
Think only of yourself
Think only of yourself

22 May 2009

i'd have a wank.....

22 May 2009

Quote by Reacher359
i'd have a wank.....

Yeah... well, if there wasn't an option for sex then I guess a final wank would be in order at some point!

22 May 2009

Hmmm.... 48 hours eh? I wonder if that would be enough time to track down Kylie Minogue? cool

22 May 2009

Quote by noladreams
i'd have a wank.....

Yeah... well, if there wasn't an option for sex then I guess a final wank would be in order at some point!
even if there was an option of some "were all going to die please let me shag you" sex I think I would still have a wank as a matter of principle, biggrin

22 May 2009

easy!!!
knowing that the end was nigh & that i would never have to answer for my crime ........
shoot that useless ex husband of mine!!
just for the pure satisfaction of watching the sad little f....r die
(yep its been one of them weeks)

22 May 2009

I think I'd grab my family make up a large picnic pack the tent and go camp atop Glastonberry tor or somesuch place, or if transport was a problem then there are nearer places of beauty we could use just as well. Brew up a mug of magnificence that is coffee and sit with my family and our dog and talk about how privilidged i'd been being with and knowing who i was with at that moment then it would be countdown in a group hug situation

23 May 2009

Quote by Lost
I think I'd grab my family make up a large picnic pack the tent and go camp atop Glastonberry tor or somesuch place, or if transport was a problem then there are nearer places of beauty we could use just as well. Brew up a mug of magnificence that is coffee and sit with my family and our dog and talk about how privilidged i'd been being with and knowing who i was with at that moment then it would be countdown in a group hug situation

Good answer, however shooting the useless husband one did make me laugh lol

And Bloke, even if ther were only 48 hrs left of the world my bottom would not be a place of entry for any large objects be they organic or man made biggrin