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The End of the World is Nigh

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So they're switching on the Large Hadron Collider on Wednesday. A machine that has the potential to produce black holes that could swallow the world. Apperantly thereis a 1 in 50,000,000 chance it will end the universe.
What do you need to do before the crazy scientist end it all?
What would you like to do?
Me?
There are several members here I'd like to meet. So the Keenomobile is set for a tour of the far flung corners of this sceptred isle.
Tough one!
My instinct was to move into chameleons and take residents lol, but... I would want to be with my son so I guess I could go to chams during the day and be at home with my son in the evening.
I might even have sex without a condom!!! Only if it was reported that the world was coming to an end and we had like 24 hours left of course lol.
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Tough one!
My instinct was to move into chameleons and take residents lol, but... I would want to be with my son so I guess I could go to chams during the day and be at home with my son in the evening.
I might even have sex without a condom!!! Only if it was reported that the world was coming to an end and we had like 24 hours left of course lol.

I'll mark you down on my road map biggrin
Myself I have made a list. It use to be a 3min list, but it has got longer.
The problem is.........what if nothing happens.
Looking at it another way if the world ends we we all have just enough time to say, so that is what spaghetti feels like!
Should I pay my bills first? Bugga it, cant see anyone chasing me for the money eh?
I wonder if we would get much of a warning if it all goes wrong?
Least let me enjoy my last meal with friends this week and let the evening end with a bang! lol
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There was a guy walking up the high street earlier with a "the end is nigh" sandwich board lol

Heck, been years since I've seen that in the local high street :lol2:
Does anybody remember the man with the sandwich board in Oxford Street who warned against the evilness of PEAS :shock:
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i shall send them an email and ask them to put it off till next wednesday!

I have my ISO visit tomorrow, so that might not be a bad idea!! biggrin
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Does anybody remember the man with the sandwich board in Oxford Street who warned against the evilness of PEAS :shock:

Now that's just plain stupid.
Mushrooms, now they're evil :scared:
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Does anybody remember the man with the sandwich board in Oxford Street who warned against the evilness of PEAS :shock:

Now that's just plain stupid.
Mushrooms, now they're evil :scared:
Mushrooms are bloody wonderful. Well, for food that's grown in shit anyway lol
Fied mushrooms look like slugs so on that basis alone I can't bear the thought of them!!!
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Fied mushrooms look like slugs so on that basis alone I can't bear the thought of them!!!

That's why they need to be deep fried in breadcrumbs along with a garlic cream dip mmmmmmm
All mushrooms are evil. They're slimey, horrid things with no redeeming features whatsoever.
I have a friend who is severely allergic to them- he's welcome to visit anytime as an excuse to not have them in the kitchen :smug:
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Does anybody remember the man with the sandwich board in Oxford Street who warned against the evilness of PEAS :shock:

Yes, I remember him well - his name was Stanley Green.
See here:
Is this the big bang theory ?
Well in that case Id like an even bigger bang!

Just in case it does all go pear shaped tomorrow
I love you all -- see you on the other side
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
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Does anybody remember the man with the sandwich board in Oxford Street who warned against the evilness of PEAS :shock:

Now that's just plain stupid.
Mushrooms, now they're evil :scared:
The man used to parade up and down Oxford Street with a board prouncing the evils of the world. As time went by the list got bigger and bigger (or longer and longer?) Anyway, it included meat, peas beans in fact almost anything you wanted to eat. Though I don't remember mushrooms.
Mushrooms are good their just fun guys
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Just in case it does all go pear shaped tomorrow
I love you all -- see you on the other side

xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Well, it was switched on at 7am, were all still here and its stopped raining.... is that good or what? lol :lol:
I had my grandson twittering on in my ears this morning about how another universe might be created...and hes hoping dinosaurs will come back confused bless! Too much TV me thinks! :lol:
Golly, so this is what hell looks like? dunno
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Just in case it does all go pear shaped tomorrow
I love you all -- see you on the other side

xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Well, it was switched on at 7am, were all still here and its stopped raining.... is that good or what? lol :lol:
Apperantly the particles don't collide for a couple of weeks. Takes al that time to wind them up to the near light speed required to send us to oblivion
I had my grandson twittering on in my ears this morning about how another universe might be created...and hes hoping dinosaurs will come back confused bless! Too much TV me thinks! :lol:
The LHC was officially turned on and as predicted we are still here and haven't been imploded by the creation of a super black hole!!
Good times!
....as I understand it they will build up particle speed for a few weeks and some time around the middle of October they will engineer the big collision to learn more about the forces that created the universe(s).
:shock:
Anyone want to get a few shags in before then .....just in case confused
:twisted:
Whoo hoo :bounce: :bounce: im still here rolleyes
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There was a guy walking up the high street earlier with a "the end is nigh" sandwich board lol

Heck, been years since I've seen that in the local high street :lol2:
See thats what " care in the community " achieves. :lol:
A complete load of old tosh, still some will say " its in the stars ". :lol:
BUT if it were to end I would like to be curled up in bed with mrs777 and two other delectable ladies all fighting over me....what a way to go. :lol: :lol:
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From what I seen on the news, it's not a black hole that it may create, but a huge cavity in the earth through to the core.

will be rubbing his hands with glee... "I told you all, I did, I did" biggrin
At least it would have solved the credit crunch lol
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