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What could be next, is it time for the next big (gang) bang.
Ahem.....yes! In about two weeks time at Bluexxx's housewarming party! :twisted:
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The End of the World
Sex God
oooo, a tsunami. as i live in the midlands i should be ok, just hope it misses cornwall and curves round to swamp london- they might then realise there is life beyond the M25.
if were really lucky someone might harpoon john prescott as he floats past the pie shop
if were really lucky someone might harpoon john prescott as he floats past the pie shop
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Personally I'd avoid buying property on the Scilly Isles, SW coast of the UK, south coast of Ireland or anywhere on the Atlantic coasts of North or South America, which will bear the brunt of that one.
So us Geordies and Sand dancers on the NE coast are ok then??
So do we start the SH evacuation of SW coast of the UK, south coast and Ireland now?? We have room in our bed for som SH refugees
Orgasminator
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Personally I'd avoid buying property on the Scilly Isles, SW coast of the UK, south coast of Ireland or anywhere on the Atlantic coasts of North or South America, which will bear the brunt of that one.
So us Geordies and Sand dancers on the NE coast are ok then??
So do we start the SH evacuation of SW coast of the UK, south coast and Ireland now?? We have room in our bed for som SH refugees
Well strictly speaking I'm not a sand dancer, just a Brummie in exile, but yes we're quite safe from that one and I'm not aware of any big lumps of Norway that're about to fall into the sea, at least not at the moment.
Whilst we're being a little dark, recent events in New Orleans were all but predicted in an article from which I have included an extract below. Full story available here
The storm hit Breton Sound with the fury of a nuclear warhead, pushing a deadly storm surge into Lake Pontchartrain. The water crept to the top of the massive berm that holds back the lake and then spilled over. Nearly 80 percent of New Orleans lies below sea level—more than eight feet below in places—so the water poured in. A liquid brown wall washed over the brick ranch homes of Gentilly, over the clapboard houses of the Ninth Ward, over the white-columned porches of the Garden District, until it raced through the bars and strip joints on Bourbon Street like the pale rider of the Apocalypse. As it reached 25 feet (eight meters) over parts of the city, people climbed onto roofs to escape it.
Thousands drowned in the murky brew that was soon contaminated by sewage and industrial waste. Thousands more who survived the flood later perished from dehydration and disease as they waited to be rescued. It took two months to pump the city dry, and by then the Big Easy was buried under a blanket of putrid sediment, a million people were homeless, and 50,000 were dead. It was the worst natural disaster in the history of the United States.
When did this calamity happen? It hasn't—yet.
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oooo, a tsunami. as i live in the midlands i should be ok, just hope it misses cornwall and curves round to swamp london- they might then realise there is life beyond the M25.
Thanks a bunch M2PU!
I'm reserving your spare room right now.....expect a midlander turned southerner on your doorstep in 5 years time (and you'd better start building extra wardrobes now!) :twisted:
Sex God
Nobody mentioned Yellowstone Volcano yet? There was a prog on TV about it few months ago. Biggest Eruption in the world waiting to happen, plunge the world straight backto the ice age. Apparently its a couple of thousand years overdue. Should happen about....................NOW!!!
Anybody still here???
I remember reading Churchill's history of WW2, he said, (I paraphrase) "I had loads of worries during the war, but out of the hundreds of things that worried me, only about 4 of them actually happened"
John
Anybody still here???
I remember reading Churchill's history of WW2, he said, (I paraphrase) "I had loads of worries during the war, but out of the hundreds of things that worried me, only about 4 of them actually happened"
John
Sex God
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oooo, a tsunami. as i live in the midlands i should be ok, just hope it misses cornwall and curves round to swamp london- they might then realise there is life beyond the M25.
I do realise it, but like earache which is also tiresome, do my best to ignore it.
Orgasminator
I don't know why this thread has made me think of Cive Barker's Imajica 
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Wow a fellow fan of Barker ? nice to meet you blue, maybe would could exchange idea's sometime......especilally if you have also read 'galilee' which in my opionio is the single best work of fiction this planet has ever seen..........except maybe for the bible lol
.... Wow a fellow fan of Barker ? nice to meet you blue, maybe would could exchange idea's sometime......especilally if you have also read 'galilee' which in my opionio is the single best work of fiction this planet has ever seen..........except maybe for the bible lol
Sex God
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lol..youve been reading the bible codes..........the end of days starts next year.........apparently the big finale is from 2010 to 2012.......oh also the same date the mayan calender ended..........better get some serious shagging in.....!!!!!! :shock:
Oh Blimey, and I've got so much to do and so little time to do it.
The actual date is December 23rd 2012.
John
:cry:
Sex God
No point in buying Xmas pressies in 2012 then?
John & Shel
John & Shel
Sex God
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No point in buying Xmas pressies in 2012 then?
John & Shel
Doesn't sem that way does it, unless we have an early Christmas that is.
John
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too early to start talking about xmas
What he said! ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
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:uhoh: This we must admit may be a bit of a dark post. :uhoh:
But with whats going on in the world these days, what with freak weather and crazy
wars, an up surge in terror, giant wave's etc etc.
What could be next, is it time for the next big bang.
So would anyone like to hazard a guess at the next big disaster to happen and maybe
find out if the next Nostradamus is a member of SH.
P.S No prize for the winner :cry:
could get my tits outhwoar: , is that a prize, could be to some
Beware of the power of the dark side ....
" We are born astride of the grave... like gleams an instant... and it is night once more..." Samual Beckett - Waiting for Godot
Blake 45
Sex God
Enough now!! Please stop bumping this thread to the top!!
I keep finding myself singing "It's the end of the world as we know it..... " and it's driving me mad :crazy:
I keep finding myself singing "It's the end of the world as we know it..... " and it's driving me mad :crazy:
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lol..youve been reading the bible codes..........the end of days starts next year.........apparently the big finale is from 2010 to 2012.......oh also the same date the mayan calender ended..........better get some serious shagging in.....!!!!!! :shock:
Oh I say, that's nice. Apparently I'm going to cop it on a Sunday. Perfect! Sunday 1st January, 2013. I hope I get wankered the night before... some New Year's Eve party THAT will be!
Then on the Last Day of the World we'll have a nice dinner - Turkey that day I think, a bottle of my favourite Chateau-neuf-du-plonk, then sit back and watch the BBC televise the end of the world. (I'll know when it's getting close coz the Beeb will stop broadcasting finally!!). The sky will catch light casting a lovely crimson across the room and making the cat wake the feck up from it's 10 year sleep (lazy bugger). We'll say "Cheers! You've been a crap family but what the fuck, we're gonna die now so I can tell yas what I really think of ya".
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lol..youve been reading the bible codes..........the end of days starts next year.........apparently the big finale is from 2010 to 2012.......oh also the same date the mayan calender ended..........better get some serious shagging in.....!!!!!! :shock:
Well it's very unfortunate what's happend in the southern US, but it's hardly the end of all things. Just to be serious for one moment...
the cosmos has been here for billions of years so why should it end in a few years time according to some prophecy ? Anyway, if it does end - let's be honest - it will cause of war :cry:
Btw fun4u2c, I'm all for getting some serious shaggin in
